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Two women in comedy, Jackie Kashian and Laurie Kilmartin, talking about women and comedy. No guests, just two headliners who started in…

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The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Two women in comedy, Jackie Kashian and Laurie Kilmartin, talking about women and comedy. No guests, just two headliners who started in the 80s and never stopped.

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Episodes

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  1. Oct 28, 2026 · 1 hr 1 min

    Four Fig Newtons (#565)

    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is actively eating bacon. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is doing longer sets in front of good crowds so she’s inviting a few old chunks back into the set. Plus, we miss when comedy clubs we’re money laundering fronts. Those clubs booked us….

  2. Oct 21, 2026 · 1 hr 0 min

    It’s 1985 in Anchorage (#564)

    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) wants to try to save Jackie (@jackiekashian) some embarrassment. Instead, Aunty Jackie talks about virginity, then takes herself to breakfast…

  3. Oct 14, 2026 · 1 hr 7 min

    Citizen’s Arrest (#563)

    This week on the show, both Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggest instead of looking at a problematic joke thief, look at me! Jackie assesses the gross pairing of crypto and comedy. Plus, Laurie doesn’t make comments on men’s obsessions.

  4. Oct 7, 2026 · 1 hr 2 min

    Doughy White Guys (#562)

    This week on the show, things don’t matter anymore. Or at least that’s how it feels sometimes. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does not have enough sweat material to cover for hot stage lights. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to remember the name of Rhoda’s friend. (Spoiler: she means Julie Kavner)

  5. Sep 30, 2026 · 56 min

    Touched by Evil (#561)

    This week on the show, the part of Laurie Kilmartin will be played by Maria Bamford. We hope this is an acceptable substitution. We apologize for any inconvenience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Maria (@mariabamfordcomedy) discuss skimming memoirs. Maria chat about her preferences in getting paid, but is always happy to be wrong. Plus, if you want to hire Maria, she has a 12 hour day max.

Earlier episodes (195)
  1. Sep 23, 2026 Tallest Wig (#560)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) endured hours of clown improv to support a friend. She saw things no one should see and she couldn’t “nope” her way out of it. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets irate and throws around the term “You Walnut Creek b*tch!” It’s a party!
  2. Sep 16, 2026 Do You See Us? (#559)
    This week on the show, the ladies (@jackiekashian and @anylaurie16) debate whether to quit a book. Are you getting what you paid for by finishing it, or are you paying twice if you finish a book you hated? Plus, they are horrified by young men who are forced into cockfighting, literally. Plus, can you fathom the horror of watching improv for HOURS?!
  3. Sep 9, 2026 Reacher, Reacher, Reacher (#558)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) offended Jackie (@jackiekashian) for having the nerve to describe her as a booker, just because she runs a show. Security guards politely ask us to surrender the flowers. Plus, a thrilling story about dice…
  4. Sep 2, 2026 Can I Finish? (#557)
    This week on the show the ladies (@jackiekashian and @anylaurie16) discuss the etiquette for going on a crying jag during a customer service call. They accurately describe Kalshi as a real cash cow for bad guys. Plus, hey… if you know, you know…
  5. Aug 26, 2026 Snaggletooth (#556)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) recounts to us comedy condos where the iron is chained to the wall. Some might debate how much that iron was being used by the comics of that era. Laurie (@anylaurie16) discusses the explosion of emergency podcasts that came along with the news that Harry and Megan are moving back to England. Plus, we watch Laurie pull rank on Jackie as they discuss their father’s…
  6. Aug 19, 2026 God Made His D*ck Hard (#555)
    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) goes to court and an eavesdropper got to hear her and some fellow comics chat about which club has the best parking. They discuss recognizing the flowery and f*cking obviously language used by ChatGPT. They poke some hole in biblical story telling. Plus, if it is a victimless crime to say someone looks like a grandma then why does Jackie (@jackiekashian) feel like a victim?
  7. Aug 12, 2026 Why did you let me do that? (#554)
    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) has returned to the states and the romance of moving to Europe is not what it once was. Turns out sitting on trains with no air condition makes her reassess some of her thoughts on American heating and cooling systems. Jackie did a show with five Armenians. And if you add up the fractions of Armenian each comic was, you actually get one full blooded Armenian. Plus, have…
  8. Aug 5, 2026 Compere (#553)
    This week’s episode features ALL the blood! Everybody’s mouths are bleeding and that’s not ideal when you publicly speak for a living. Laurie (@anylaurie16 recounts to Jackie (@jackiekashian) more of the highs and lows of comedy in England. She’s finding her rhythm and giving the audience the opportunity to suss her out. We also get an update on the Nigerian elevator man…
  9. Jul 29, 2026 Elevator Man (#552)
    This week we go intercontinental as Jackie chats from California Laurie during her run of shows in London. Foggy London town has been both cruel and kind to Ms Laurie. She’s learned the gamet of show vibes can go from loose alt comedy shows to something that could be described as “200% More British”. But she also gave a hot Nigerian man her whatsapp! Meanwhile, Jackie relates her own travel woes and is legitimately…
  10. Jul 22, 2026 Always Boostin’ (#551)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) gets a fresh wave of hate from Facebook. At first they thought she was just a woman, but after finding out she’s also a comedian, they came with renewed vigor! Meanwhile, if you invite Jackie out to eat, understand, she would like to go to a place and sit down. Like a Christian. Plus, they explore the unique position a comedy show MC has in handling bad joke rebuttals.
  11. Jul 15, 2026 The Mighty LA (#550)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been nominated for 2 emmys! She has never won an Emmy before because if she did, we’d have heard about it on the show. Jackie has a desperate race to find parking for a show and decides some parking spots are illegal for a reason. Plus, did you know “produce” is just a fancy word for "vegetable"?
  12. Jul 8, 2026 Ghost Issues (#549)
    Welcome back to your favorite podcast for travel stories! This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her Odyssey back from New York. She’d complain, but Jet Blue gave Laurie her current closer and that’s a priceless gift. Jackie’s next show has an insane line up. We’d also like to pitch that the 4th of July should always be on a Thursday…
  13. Jul 1, 2026 Double Diamond (#548)
    This week on the show the ladies dissect the way upspeak affects joke telling. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) that Subway has never done her wrong. They also remind comics that sometimes it is perfectly acceptable to do an impression of yourself…
  14. Jun 24, 2026 I Have A Warrant (#547)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has been stomping around in the exact way she swore she would never. Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some new jokes that are starting to work but are not “Hermosa Ready” yet. Plus, do you know how expensive it is to get merch made if you don’t want toddler-made Belacavas?!
  15. Jun 17, 2026 I Don’t Have To Be Polite To You (#546)
    Laurie (@anylaurie16) wonders why she's perceived as "vegan" despite never being one. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and her siblings each find success differently: Jackie is rich with lore, the others with loot. Plus, congratulations to those comedy connoisseurs who discover us, because we are being kept secret.
  16. Jun 10, 2026 JackaLorians (#545)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) regales us with a classic story of her midwestern martyrdom. Laurie (@anylaurie16) has possibly gotten too old for situations where you have to keep using the word “technically”. They both try to remember the last name of a gentleman they know as The Good Bobby. And just when you think the podcast is done, you realize it was really done eight minutes ago…
  17. Jun 3, 2026 Big Doormat Energy (#544)
    This week's episode Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) is gonna tell you three stories at once. One story about writing against the cruel white page. Another story involves sequin dresses and “cabaret” comedy. And the last, well, the last isn't actually a story, it's just show dates...
  18. May 27, 2026 The Bugs Are Talking (#543)
    This week’s episode isn’t coming out so much as escaping! Through tech errors and spiritual erosion we still bring you the kind of inside info you can’t get anywhere else. For example, were you aware that there is an Olympics specifically for people who use steroids? Do you think that exists and Laurie Kilmartin doesn’t take a look? Plus, Jackie’s new notebook is already filling up. Notebook Tip: You want some good…
  19. May 20, 2026 Diamonds and Dust (#542)
    This week on the show, the ladies, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16), discuss the unique trend of a long string of Lisas working in comedy club management nationwide. Mind. Blown. They observe the phenomenon of the “wheels guy”, the kind of guy who will tell you a story of how something got wheels, and as he tells it to you, you know none of it is true. Weird dudes. Plus, Jackie is reading a mystery…
  20. May 13, 2026 Croc Money (#541)
    This week, the show is almost undone by an Alexa! But the podcast prevails, and as a reward, we learn Laurie's (@anylaurie16) bunions have returned with a vengeance! She's been self-consciously wearing some off-brand Crocs to ease her pain. Jackie (@Jackiekashian) is largely offended that Laurie is denying herself name-brand Crocs. Laurie also confesses her lack of a palate, a fact Jackie admits she…
  21. May 6, 2026 Dough Dollops (#540)
    This week on the show the ladies are in fine form as they chat about their week in comedy. Jackie (@jackiekashian) is considering adding balaclavas to her merch menu. Seems like a future proof product. Jackie also tries to be pro-Laurie (@anylaurie16) and it comes of feeling more creepy than supportive. Plus, if you join the choir it makes the mass shorter, and at a three hour Armenian mass, you're always…
  22. Apr 29, 2026 Hot New Goss (#539)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies are feeling nostalgic. They also explore an interesting conspiracy explaining why the American people are getting dumber. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells Jackie (@jackiekashian) about the places she'd like to live once she's ready to die...
  23. Apr 29, 2026 MaxFunDrive Bonus Episode Preview 2026
    A five minute preview of the 2026 MaxFunDrive bonus episode. Guys, it's the chili episode.
  24. Apr 22, 2026 C*m Cougars (#538)
    This week on the show, we are into week one of the 2026 MaxFunDrive! Jackie (@jackiekashian) discusses how a recent seminar on the algorithm hurt her head. Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out that if you can surive references 4 through 8, the 9th call back will be the funniest one. Plus, next time you find yourself in Germany, greet the locals with a friendly “our shoes are the same!”
  25. Apr 15, 2026 Mommy Issues (#537)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments not getting to enjoy the cute little city of Wilmington, Delaware. Jackie (@jackiekashian) reveals her secret to getting over jet lag. (Spoiler: It's sleeping.) Plus, there are things in this country that happen way more than voter fraud, but no one wants to have those conversations...
  26. Apr 8, 2026 Jacqueline Suzanne (#536)
    This week Jackie is on assignment in Berlin. You know what that means? That's right! Laura House (@imlaurahouse) is back to join Laurie (@anylaurie16) for a chat about comedy and everything else. We discuss why you should be nice to people if your name could have a cruel nickname that rhymes with your real name. Laurie, your friendly neighborhood front porch voyeur, wants you to understand this is a one way…
  27. Apr 1, 2026 Creating Repercussions (#535)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) are fresh off their MaxFun Drive “How to Make Chili” bonus episode. Luckily there is still plenty more to talk about. Laurie is planning a “Big Chill Weekend” with her sister, where they can process why they turned out they way they did. We also learn that it is fundamentally impossible for Jackie to break news to Laurie because Jackie is…
  28. Mar 25, 2026 The Wall Lane (#534)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Ms Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) defends some of the better ideas of the Catholic Church, specifically padded kneelers. Why pray with shin pain? Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is dealing with siblings attempting to correct inaccuracies in her bits. It's this kind of electrifying content that makes our patreon a bargain at $82 a year!
  29. Mar 18, 2026 Jackie Doesn't Watch Movies (#533)
    This week on the show we get some fun stories of Laurie's night at the Oscars. But before that, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has some questions about Pandora and Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds her she is not a call center. Jackie tells us a tale from the heyday of her poor decision making. As if that wasn't enough we are also introduced to the “Think System” where you think you contacted a booker but…
  30. Mar 11, 2026 Ballerette (#532)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) answer your requests: they will live-stream making chili at a future date. Meanwhile, Jackie tries to eat dinner off mic, but when she slips, Laurie shares a story. Plus, you know it's special when people want to do your Zoom show in 2026...
  31. Mar 4, 2026 There's One Way to Love Me (#531)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the ladies discuss the idea of control in a live show. The ways that as a comic you have control over an audience and the way that control disappears once a set gets recorded and put online. Jackie is given the chore of looking at all the analytics on her new special. Plus, Laurie is horrified that her hair is turning “MAGA Blonde”...
  32. Feb 25, 2026 No Laundry Talk (#530)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie we get some good nitty gritty stand up comedy talk. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments never listening or reading back to all the transcripts of sets she has meticulously recorded. Jackie's act has some shaky comedy she'd like to tighten up. Plus, none of us like to see bald patches in our audience.
  33. Feb 18, 2026 The Pitch Continues (#529)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, we get more deep lore from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) and her pageant past. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures Laurie she has what it takes to make delicous chili. Plus, the tragedy of a comedy career is all the things you never got to say while someone else was talking...
  34. Feb 11, 2026 Avoiding That Guy for Decades (#528)
    This week on the show, forget the comics, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) want to know what BOOKERS are in the Epstein Files. They observe the piles of vision boards that it takes to get where you need to go. Plus, with the horrors of modern world, we can now get a drones eye view of our own lives.
  35. Feb 4, 2026 Spiders Go Away! (#527)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) apologizes that she has only recently become perfect. She and Jackie (@jackiekashian) do their best to punch up the unfunny writings of Salmon Rushdie. And, as a general note, we all make mistakes in our sex career.
  36. Jan 28, 2026 Crucifix Comic (#526)
    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) admits that her brain is full. No more info can be added. We have reached saturation. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures those accusing her of being hormonal that she does not, in fact, have hormones. Also, if you run a boutique silicone swimming cap store, please get in touch, we would like to do a comedy show on your premises...
  37. Jan 21, 2026 Leave My Porch Alone (#525)
    This week the Jackie and Laurie show returns to one of it's favorite topics: Red Delicious apples. Laurie (@anylaurie16) describes what you wanna look for in a truly delicious apple experience. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie discuss the art of dressing yourself for a show and all the things that can go terribly wrong in the process. Now, if you don't mind, please allow me to storm out... Subscribe to the…
  38. Jan 14, 2026 A Dirty Machinery Store (#524)
    This week on the show, Jackie gives some great tips on how to add a chicken smell to the room where you're doing comedy. Meanwhile, Laurie is unable to ask the question “Where's Djibouti?” without giggling. If you're reading this the day it came out, check our zoom show tomorrow night. If you are listening to this anytime after that, thanks for stopping by... Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a…
  39. Jan 7, 2026 Poet Laureate (#523)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is coming in hot and we discuss the types of things you can only say after the 30 minute mark. Laurie (@anylaurie16) tells us of her pilgrimage to the Vatican of public swimming pools. Plus, we discuss an oft overlooked comedy skill: staying out of green room pictures with cancelled people.
  40. Jan 7, 2026 Fortunately Named (#522)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) continues to struggle with her feelings about jazz. This would be easier if her brain wasn't fried. Unfortunately she can't remember if she'd already done her set for the lady in the blue dress. Or what it the red dress? Meanwhile, Laurie (@anlylaurie16) gives some masterful advice on waiting three days before you make your topical joke. With the extra time and…
  41. Dec 24, 2025 Elijah Invented Congee
    This week on the show, comedy never takes a holiday. Jackie does a gig so tired she is fighting her own mouth on stage to get the jokes out. Laurie is a-paul-d by the money people make from fighting influencers. There is also some discussion of which characters from Hogan's Heroes can get it. Plus, Laurie would like to remind everyone that no one listenes to CDs, not even you...
  42. Dec 17, 2025 Live Defensively (#520)
    This week on the show, we learn that rats have been living in Laurie’s (@anylaurie16) porch couch. Now we can look back at old episodes and reflect on the number of times Laurie was sitting on a massive rat nest. Laurie offers Jackie (@jackiekashian) a ton of information about Northern California serial killers and Jackie requests that she send her nothing. Plus, Kilmartin reflects on the way her feel for the water…
  43. Dec 10, 2025 Well Napped (#519)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) ditches hotel bed for pop secret hotel couches. Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out how good Jackie is at going to lunch with people. Plus, everyone's fourth wife is very nice, but that usually means the first three are pretty pissed.
  44. Dec 3, 2025 An Opportunity for Rebuttal (#518)
    This week's episode, Laurie (@anylaurie16) made more on a weekend of shows than she expected. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explains that, in the industry, they call that a "bump." Laurie illustrates that you can be bored without yawning. And hey, to all you sexually active young women comedians, your aunt Jackie wants to ask, "Are you having a good time?"
  45. Nov 26, 2025 What to be Paranoid About (#517)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) used a medical trampoline and Laurie (@anylaurie16) would like to hear less about it. A friendly public service reminder that you have a nasal cavity and not a nozzle cavity. We hope your holidays are less stressful than getting Lasik surgery on a Murphy bed!
  46. Nov 19, 2025 Second Source (#516)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie 16) realizes she is a nesting doll of Laurie Kilmartins. Some are New York comics. Some are LA comics. All need more spots. Jackie throws out a reference to Bunk Port for all our Kennedy-heads out there. Plus, great new phrase “Are you trying to vex me today?”
  47. Nov 12, 2025 No Internet in the Pool (#515)
    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds peace in a pool. Jackie (@jackiekashian) makes an example out of a few good white guys. The ladies discuss the power of free pizza. They also notice some people are willing to change reality instead of changing how they think.
  48. Nov 5, 2025 Does Charmy Like Anime (#514)
    This week, we have room for every story. Jackie (@jackiekashian) comments on the people of Wisconsin's thick jackets and heavy flow. Laurie gives us some updates on the great Un-Princing of Andrew. File this episode under “one of the punchy ones.”
  49. Oct 29, 2025 Travel Bra (#513)
    This has been a real “just locked your keys in your own trunk” kind of week! Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her odyssey back from Italy. It is a saga. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) finds grace at TSA moments before losing it. It is a lovely moment.
  50. Oct 22, 2025 Four Soft Men (#512)
    This week we are joined by special guest host Laura House @imlaurahouse as Laurie takes a holiday. Meanwhile, in stand up, Jackie tells a joke on Comic's Unleashed that forced the audience to reach under their seat for their energy clutching pearls. Laura describes a nap as “daytime bed” and then recounts us her story of working a “comedy crawl” with four soft men...
  51. Oct 15, 2025 A One Nighter Dynasty (#511)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is still not depressed enough to buy Dubai Chocolate. She also complains that Laurie (@anylaurie16) has unfairly vilified her by trying to use things she says and does all the time as proof of her villainy. Also, advice on taking the “woman” spot on the paid gig? Do woman spot. Say woman thing. Collect woman check.
  52. Oct 8, 2025 A Koala Accent (#510)
    his week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been running around New York doing dem spots. Meanwhile, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has upgraded her facial blindness to include architecture, a condition she has dubbed “place-ism.” As the world continues to be a stressful place, we hope every listener gets to indulge in a tastebud fantasy this week...
  53. Oct 1, 2025 I Have Not Been Tested (#509)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) further discuss a certain controversial comedy festival. Comics who have declined to perform at the festival have posted the potential payday the festival offered. Our ladies question how many zeros their integrity could withstand. Comedians attending are forbidden to make jokes about a country filled with comedy premises. Can anyone stay that strong for…
  54. Sep 24, 2025 Curtain People (#508)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) is back to work! The ladies get together after an eventful week to catch up on Laurie's experience this past week at Jimmy Kimmel Live. Meanwhile, Jackie got to spend a layover in Phoenix Arizona this past weekend. Both ladies deal with people who are ruder than they are willing to be. Plus, we learn that trucks live in truck houses.
  55. Sep 17, 2025 Pardo Me (#507)
    This week on the show, lotta names in the chat folks! We learn that when Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is behind you, she is also standing behind someone else as a shield. Jackie (@jackiekashian) only recognizes music if it played in a roller rink in the late 70s. More than anything else, we'd like to reming you that it's going to be terrible, but there's hope!
  56. Sep 10, 2025 17 Times (#506)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Lauried (@anylaurie16) discuss the merits of working out material by doing a show for your belongings. Despite the support a pillow or a purse can give you, Laurie still craves a road audience. Also, Jackie's dad calls the popular ride share service “Youber.”
  57. Sep 3, 2025 The Liquor Store of My Childhood (#505)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss the delicate nature of the comedy ecosystem. Comedy was born out of the seedy world of nightclubs, so it's intentions have never been good. Despite this, there have been so many amazing and interesting comedians. Now if we could only get people to stop talking about the same 8 comedians...
  58. Aug 27, 2025 OG White Noise (#504)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is wearing a bucket hat and Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some serious bucket hat envy. We return to the horrors of laser eye surgery and Murphy beds, both separate and together. Plus, spice up your evening in the San Fernando Valley by taking a trip to “The Shim”!
  59. Aug 20, 2025 Fish Days (#503)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) beats herself up about not working hard enough on her upcoming special. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is not a hero for being able to remember obscure members of the Royal Family. Also, Pike's Peak is real! Did we all, already know this!? A lot going on but one this is certain, comedy is not the problem.
  60. Aug 13, 2025 Pfister (#502)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is thrilled because the Pandora ads paid off! Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) questions her optometrist's job. But she'll still deal with glasses and contacts instead of getting Lasik. There are stories. Google it.
  61. Aug 6, 2025 We Have Swimmers Listening (#501)
    This week the show is loaded with passion and adventure. We learn that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) zip-lines. We hear tale of a horse name Triple E, which also used to be Laurie's bra size! Plus, Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) has a message for every ripped and swole gentlemen in the world: Ladies don't want your abs, they want Mr. Darcy.
  62. Jul 30, 2025 Sign Out The Dirigible (#500)
    This week Laurie takes her birthday vacation and we are again joined by The Great Laura House (@imlaurahouse). Laura and Jackie discuss an impractical right wing InstaPot for fish sticks. They promote the merits of sending friends “digital trinkets” instead of cluttering up their homes. Plus, as surprising as this may be to learn, neither Jackie OR Laura know High Fashion!
  63. Jul 23, 2025 Not an Eames (#499)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) is joined by the hilarious Laura House (@imlaurahouse) for a whirlwind chat about what kind of chair they wanna die in. Laurie performed in a backyard so big it had a mezzanine but, also, she might be getting “silently unpassed” by certain clubs. Oh and hey, if you are a young person, please don't describe someone older's life as history...
  64. Jul 16, 2025 Long Swim Muscles (#498)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) explores the space between stretching the truth and lying on stage. She bravely decides to err on the side of not claiming to be a hero of 9/11. Plus, it's time for Laurie's birthday (@anylaurie16)! That means it is also almost Jackie's birthday! Happy birthday to Us and anyone else born in this particular part of the year.
  65. Jul 9, 2025 Check the Time Code (#497)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) demands an apology from the bottom of Laurie's non existent heart! Laurie (anylaurie16) does not want to live in a world where yellow watermelon are the norm. Plus, a deconstruction of “the Kyle lean” that silently occurs before breaks.
  66. Jul 2, 2025 Lucien’s Tables (#496)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, be careful Jackie (@jackiekashian), Laurie and her internet are both unstable! Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is in New York in the summer time. There's nothing quite like the look of a New York comedy club audience in the summer. Except Hell maybe... Speaking of Hell, they also chat about the dark moment when a club has moved on from booking you...
  67. Jun 25, 2025 Could I be Married to Dexter? (#495)
    This week we're all experiencing late onset stage fright. Laurie (@anylaurie16) 100% know what the language of Luxembourg is called. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks back at the trauma of trying to win over club owners in her early years.
  68. Jun 18, 2025 Ice Cream Float (#494)
    This week Jackie and Laurie imagine a world where stand ups start eating on stage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does NOT have the common cold. Jackie (@jackiekashian) assures that her sweetheart and stone cold personas are very much illusions. We also ask, is the culmination of the immigrant experience when your descendant becomes a stand up comedian?
  69. Jun 11, 2025 Jackie Dollars (#493)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss a situation where no one thought to ask: “Why didn't they send a woman?” They look inward at what it takes to be the ghoul that takes an injured comics gig. Plus, we learn the secret comedian recipe for an Arnold Palmer of Cocaine.
  70. Jun 4, 2025 A Fancy Trout (#492)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) observes that the ability to get on stage and do stand-up is the last thing that goes before her body succumbs to total exhaustion. Laurie (@anylaurie16) will be repeating several of her clean jokes at a gig this year. But please come, she promises to mug differently. Additionally, since neither of them has gigs in July, their comedy careers will likely end in June.
  71. May 28, 2025 Loop Dreams #491
    This week we are reminded that Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16) is NOT a geographer as she explains her mental map of the midwest. They discuss the differences between being tired and comedy tires. Jackie (@jackiekashian) will not be taken to task for using repeating verbs. Plus, a sad piece of news reminds both Jackie and Laurie that stand up keeps them alive. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating…
  72. May 21, 2025 Livermore, France (#490)
    This week on the show we get some words of wisdom from ol' Pep Talk Kilmartin (@anylaurie16). Jackie (@jackiekashian) breaks down when you know a joke so well you can tune out and the mouth keeps talking. Sometimes the set cannot take a left, it cannot take a right, it just goes straight through the light.
  73. May 14, 2025 Jackhammer D*ck (#489)
    This week's episode sees a Jackie and Laurie Show first as Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds her first reason to ever apologize to Jackie. We are also reminded that subtly is not Jackie's strength. Also, sometimes gratitude is a lie...
  74. May 7, 2025 Room of Requirement (#488)
    This week on the show, Jackie would like you to know it is a bad bet to think she is in her twilight years. Laurie tells us about her brief glimpse of secret parking lots of the stars. Plus, if you're worried about your prom outfit, don't. You're an iconoclast. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie…
  75. Apr 30, 2025 Cow Spill (#487)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) asks Laurie (@anylaurie16) if it feels like looking in a mirror when she watches Janeane Garofalo deflect compliments. We also learn Laurie's ideal interaction at a party is shouting with someone else about The Troubles. We all cope with the fact that if they give you stage time, you like them.
  76. Apr 23, 2025 Live with Janeane Garofalo (#486)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) and Jackie (@jackiekashian) are at @MoontowerComedy⁩ with thier first ever guest Janeane Garafalo (who has NO internet accounts, DO NOT BE FOOLED). Janeane will NOT take credit for alt comedy but we insist she's still the poster child.
  77. Apr 16, 2025 A One Dollar Swim (#485)
    This week on the show, Jackie has returned from the land of Jesus and flags. Meanwhile, Laurie is doing clean sets and replace certain words with “witch”. Plus, its nice to see a nimble old comic on stage.
  78. Apr 9, 2025 High Con Pod (#484)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) gets too excited before a story takes a dark turn. They agree talk radio isn't funny. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) make fun of Jackie for treating getting to the airport like its a theater event.
  79. Apr 2, 2025 We're On Task (#483)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) pleads with Jackie (@jackiekashian) to not start her explanation over again. Kilmartin also confuses some protesters with her sign referencing the Boer War. Plus, Jackie recounts her experience on a long drive in an EV.
  80. Mar 26, 2025 Essential Workers (#482)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we are into the second week of the 2025 MaxFunDrive! Laurie (@anylaurie16) gives us more reasons you can call a cobbler. Jackie (@anylaurie16) points out a comedians childhood is the gift that keeps on giving. Plus, turns out a life of relationships with comedians can start to normalize narcissism.
  81. Mar 20, 2025 Preview: The Reverse Callback (2025 MaxFunDrive Bonus Episode!)
    Here is a little preview of what you'll hear in this years bonus episode of The Jackie and Laurie Show. Go to www.maximumfun.org/join to become a member and get this bonus episode and a whole lot more!
  82. Mar 19, 2025 Hey Champ (#481)
    It's MaxFunDrive Time! This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) points out she really only wants to see someone doing a comedy if she is up next. Jackie (@jackiekashian) looks at the history of “tap your watch” jokes. And hey, help us prove that not everyone who listens to podcasts fetishizes the male lifestyle by showing us your support. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the…
  83. Mar 12, 2025 Dates and Complaints (#480)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) debate getting Sammy Davis Jr. style shoe lifts to feel more powerful. They point out that W Kamau Bell is a good time. Also, either give them the compliment or leave them alone. Leave ME alone as well...
  84. Mar 5, 2025 A 900 Inch Screen (#479)
    This week on the show Laurie (@anylaurie16) recounts her adventures writing for the Oscars. We learn the Oscars have a whopping 14 acts to write. We learn about the fine art of being “mean lite”. Plus, Jackie has a sex joke and Laurie has never had to follow such filth on stage before. Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on…
  85. Feb 26, 2025 A Bunch of Wrongos (#478)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) does a deep dive on her negative commenters and is not surprised they're revolting looking. Jackie (@jackiekashian) would like to have such a good set, she is carried off stage and placed on an elephant in triumph. Plus, your 20s and 30s is a good time to start processing that some of us were raised by assholes...
  86. Feb 19, 2025 No Way to Treat a Diamond (#477)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) make a special bargin with listeners. They also discuss the sadness of spending time with divorced men. Plus, Jackie's husband, Andy, has lots of friends!
  87. Feb 12, 2025 Not Soon Enough (#476)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) was informed she is someone's “favorite old comic”. Meanwhile, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has been sampling pools across the country and her strokes are looking clean. Plus, Jackie and Kyle (@kyleclarkisrad) create an escape room. They discuss the MCU, and Laurie has to find a way out of the conversation.
  88. Feb 5, 2025 Love Comic (#475)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) laments the failure of the Tampa coin purse. Laurie (@anylaurie16) will still have an audience member kicked out, even after they say “I'll be good now”. Plus, is there anything better than a restaurant that leaves a pod of coffee on the table?
  89. Jan 29, 2025 Playing Password (#474)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) is getting into potions in attempt to feel well again. The explain the sticker situation to listeners. Plus, Laurie (@anylaurie16) explains the secret to the shows success: Podcast Charm.
  90. Jan 22, 2025 Safe Lady (#473)
    This week on the show, Laurie questions's Jackie's (@jackiekashian) safety. Jackie coonsiders whoever is driving her to the gig to just be a friend she doesn't know. They say boo to comedy when it is mildly inconvenient. Plus, be mindful if your home is located near a tree cord.
  91. Jan 15, 2025 Steak Kashian (#472)
    This week the ladies are fresh off a charity zoom show. A show were someone looked at the line up and said “no maria... oh well.” Jackie (@jackiekashian) insists that they should put railings all over the Rocky Mountians. Plus, a special announcement from Laurie Kilmartin (@anylaurie16), it is okay to laugh at the early jokes in a late night set. They are all good jokes. Head to toe, they've been vetted.
  92. Jan 8, 2025 Impression of Yourself (#471)
    This week the we power through fires and power outages so that we can talk about trees. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is in a writers room and feels whole again! Jackie (@jackiekashian) talks about how nice it is to see something done well. Stay safe everybody! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and Laurie YouTube…
  93. Jan 1, 2025 Men Are Something Else (#470)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is reminded in the most compassionate way that she's replaceable. Laurie (@anylaurie16) suggests if you are on vacation in New York City for New Years, go see a band, not a comedy show. Now close your eyes and visualize the dungeon wall full of dicks you want to see in the world.
  94. Dec 25, 2024 With Good Cheer (#469)
    Jackie is able to fein interest when on other podcasts. Laurie make sure the subtext of current events is noted. Plus, you can watch Jackie do comedy in virtual reality.
  95. Dec 18, 2024 Soft Audiences (#468)
    This week on the podcast, may require a Mosaic member to explain it to you. Jackie (@jackiekashian) explores the catharsis of her incoherent rage. Laurie (@anylaurie16) contends with the fact that her mother will always be a riddle. Plus, there are few less desirable places on a line up than going 4th on a dirty show.
  96. Dec 11, 2024 Joke Intel (#467)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is doing stand-up from the future. Laurie (@anylaurie16) is not well-versed in the Sunday comics. And if you say even the slightest political statement, some audience's response will be "mumble, mumble, woke."
  97. Dec 4, 2024 Yellowy Hair (#466)
    This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) observes that she comes from a generation of comics with no notes on stage. Jackie (@jackiekashian) admits gratitude for having two toilets in her home. Also, I already know a comedian with perfect comedic timing; I'm standing right here.
  98. Nov 27, 2024 Door Dash Money (#465)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) makes some book and TV recommendations that Laurie (@anylaurie16) has written twice and watched nonce. Kilmartin explains that everyone is nine years away from dying of old age. Plus, some members of the audience are simply thinking “She's nothing like Jerry Seinfeld!” Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the…
  99. Nov 20, 2024 Hot Gen X Dad (#464)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) is told the harrowing tale of Laurie (@anylaurie16) getting stuck in a school drop off line. We are always happy to see another masked ally when traveling. Plus, Laurie got a shout out on a panel show from Michael Ian Black! Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the episodes is on The Jackie and…
  100. Nov 13, 2024 We Are All Precancerous (#463)
    This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) watches her Mac question mark folder to death. Jackie (@jackiekashian) breaks down Avis vs Ace in the rental car space. Plus, does “Swing Heil” mean anything to you?
  101. Nov 6, 2024 Black Robe (#462)
    On this weeks show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) share similar goals. You are invited to do your part and see who gives a shit. Plus, the bananus remains a hot button topic!
  102. Oct 30, 2024 Everyone Jumps in the Pool (#461)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) cheered on her son's championship water polo team. But she fears their streak might be broken by “foreign swimmers” on other high school teams. Jackie (@jackiekashian) brings us up to speed on her life. Plus, the “jokes” become “remarks” when you perform them outside of a comedy show. What a bunch of nozzles...
  103. Oct 23, 2024 “This Reel Cannot be Monetized” (#460)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) has the worries corporate gigs that she is somehow going to be fired and asked to clear out her desk, Laurie (@anylaurie16) did a show and the show was fine, and sometimes you have to remember when arguing with another comedian, that nobody knows either of your names.Subscribe to the podcast, and give it a 5-star rating and review to help the show move up the charts. Video for the…
  104. Oct 16, 2024 Artist Plans (#459)
    This week Jackie is preparing to leave her hotel room in Bakersfield. Laurie was nice enough to drop off a car package for Jackie on her way back from a gig. Jackie has been doing affirmations and stumbled upon a few specifically for people who are in comas. Laurie suggests the IRS should require that everyone read books. Plus, a friendly reminder to the audience that this show stopped being about comedians talking…
  105. Oct 9, 2024 Peanut Butter and Gatorade (#458)
    This week we learn Jackie (@jackiekashian) wants to go to Hawaii to see the chickens. Laurie (@anylaurie16) laments opening for a local cajun opener, and both would like to remind you they are not here to elevate the whole show...
  106. Oct 2, 2024 Munged (#457)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) has munged an envelop. Laurie laments the death of JetBlue at Burbank Airport. Jackie only takes advice from self identified “medical professionals”. Also, Jackie is challenged about the legitimacy of the word “munged”...
  107. Sep 25, 2024 Elderly Beloved (#456)
    This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) was right again! They chat about using old clips for promotion. Plus, that lady in comedy who doesn't work in comedy anymore? She didn't stop wanting to do that...
  108. Sep 18, 2024 No One's Accusing Me (#455)
    This week on the show, the crew is up bright and early. Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds us all that she is a member of the EU, Jackie comments on a lovely 2 bedroom SUV, and we are reminded that we can always say “let's fix it tomorrow”...
  109. Sep 11, 2024 Stand-up Comedy Nap Time (#454)
    Jackie (@jackiekashian) is not trying to do shows privately, Laurie (@anylaurie16) is reminded that we all have our own area of interests, and you know what kind of establishment it is if they have pour over coffee...
  110. Sep 4, 2024 Losing Meat (#453)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) discusses post gig resentment, Laurie (anylaurie16) longs to make decisions in a vacuum, and remember the over forty female equation for dating an older man is twice my age minus seven...
  111. Aug 28, 2024 Fly is Down (#452)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is drinking from a FarSide mug in a secure midwestern location, Laurie (@anylaurie16) doesn't require ESP for crowd work, and, for the record, no one ever thinks you said c-o-m-e...
  112. Aug 21, 2024 Stab In The Back (#451)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds Jackie (@jackiekashian) the number one clue that microphones are recording what she is saying, some people are just normal drinkers, plus record sound's greatest enemy: too many chimes...
  113. Aug 14, 2024 Horse Face (#450)
    This week on the show, we provide you more than one woman comic every 90 minutes. Jackie (@jackiekashian) congratulates Laurie (@anylaurie16) on getting comfortable enough to start phoning it in. And don't forget: We don't have guests, we have each other...
  114. Aug 7, 2024 Aunt Jackie Seal of Approval (#449)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) talks about how much she admires the joy Laurie (@anylaurie16) finds in the comedy grind. They discuss the cum absorbing nature of hotel room floors. Plus, there is not reason to feel weird in comedy, nothing is normal...
  115. Jul 31, 2024 Remain Charming (#448)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie tries to crack an audience of conservative old liberals, Jackie points out some of the cultural hotspots of downtown Manteca, and no one cares about tags...
  116. Jul 24, 2024 Eugene Is High (#447)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) continues to push her endless pro-Exeter propaganda, Laurie (@anylaurie16) fears no hotel when she has her trusty alarm door wedge, and prepare to hear the Foreman vs Ali of travel stories...
  117. Jul 17, 2024 I Like Spots (#446)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie, Laurie (@anylaurie16) is upset that no one is mint, Jackie wishes she could learn to top “smoothier”, plus sometimes you get the feedback too late, the special came out two years ago...
  118. Jul 10, 2024 Stay All Night (#445)
    This week on Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16), Laurie is on her whirlwind European adventure through Berlin, Paris, and Luxembourg. Plus, Kevin just left but he said to say, “Hi”.
  119. Jul 3, 2024 Stop for Chicken Tenders (#444)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@lauriekilmartin) discuss the difference between leaving at 3:30 and leaving at 4:30. Laurie identifies as unlikable. Plus, being frustrated with a hotel when the pillows are too long...
  120. Jun 26, 2024 Hornier Than Me (#443)
    This week, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (anylaurie16) ask, “Is post-menopause death?”, they chat about gigs you can do in a coma, and when a man kisses a man-the surprise of stubble...
  121. Jun 19, 2024 First Wind (#442)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) is now selling merch out of her trunk, Laurie (@anylaurie16) insists you should NOT save it, plus, you're free to do it, I just don't like it...
  122. Jun 12, 2024 Secretly Evil Comedians (#441)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) breaks down her upcoming Boston-European jaunt, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is less concerned about the steakhouse and more about the lodgings attached to it, and you'll never guess which one says “I'm the alpha”...
  123. Jun 5, 2024 Swan Boats (#440)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds us all that Vermont is amazing. Jackie (@jackiekashian) is proud to use every part of the strip mall. Plus, look at all these failing revenue streams!
  124. May 29, 2024 Just One Clip (#439)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) vows this may be the last no makeup episode. Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie come close to income. Plus, sometimes you have to reframe the experience.
  125. May 22, 2024 It's Worrisome (#438)
    This week, Laurie (@anylaurie16) takes a $62 nap, sometimes you have to avenge your former self, plus a special message from both Laurie and Jackie (@jackiekashian): Jokes aren't real.
  126. May 15, 2024 Cruise Gown (#437)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) is more than just a hairline. Jackie (@jackiekashian) misunderstands what Laurie means by watching “Hacks”. Plus, you never want to deal with a reluctant doctor...
  127. May 8, 2024 Denouement (#436)
    This week, we try communicating by raising hands, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is dismissed with “good-bye Karen”, and Laurie invites parking enforcement to “ticket away friend!”
  128. May 1, 2024 5th Generation VHS (#435)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) remembers bits and finds sometimes they don't hold up. Laurie (@anylaurie16) does some visual work in her head. Plus, the ongoing threat of leftist wokeness.
  129. Apr 24, 2024 Annie Hall's Tie (#434)
    This week on Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) we keep it simple. Flat earth. Dull blades. Shoot Fascists.
  130. Apr 17, 2024 Rampant Unwelcome Speculation (#433)
    This week on Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16), the feeling that you showed him. Plus, having numb lips and bathing in red light therapy.
  131. Apr 10, 2024 Pink Jackets (#432)
    This week on the show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) has a dirty soul, she and Jackie (@jackiekashian) discuss how people become monsters. Plus, comedy appears to be permanently popular.
  132. Apr 3, 2024 Loose Cookies (#431)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie, we explore the anchient pockets of rage inside Jackie's mind (@jackiekashian). Laurie (@anylaurie16) has refused to be ashamed. Plus, we should be working Ohio...
  133. Mar 27, 2024 Had It Be (#430)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie recounts the day The Bean was closed. We currently have a little money but we need a lotta money. Plus, I could be watching Craig Robinson right now...
  134. Mar 20, 2024 Take Drug (#429)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) both are tired of interpreting “what men meant”. They explore some of the vernacular of the industry. Plus, getting laid on the train...
  135. Mar 19, 2024 MaxFun Drive 2024 Bonus Episode Preview
    Here is a 5 minute preview of this years bonus episode of The Jackie and Laurie Show!
  136. Mar 13, 2024 French Toast Root Beer Float (#428)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) look into building a smarter audience. Laurie creates a constellation of jokes. Plus, the time old question: Vegas or no Vegas?
  137. Mar 11, 2024 I Have No Answers (#422)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) they discuss road comics infatuation with blind musicians. Laurie gives another PSA concerning the dangers of Murphy beds. Plus, we learn the truth about the invention of the bread bowl...
  138. Mar 6, 2024 Department of Water and Power (#427)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) know what “mnemonic” means but not how to say it. Everybody's April is empty and it's terrifying. Plus, the devil does not need an advocate...
  139. Feb 28, 2024 Taylor Smith (#426)
    This week Laurie (@anylaure16) realizes Jackie(@jackiekashian) is simply too lazy to be a Germaphobe. Someone is lured to New York with the promise of Dick Cavett. Plus, they look at the many times they have been lapped by baby men.
  140. Feb 21, 2024 Medium Unnatural (#425)
    This week on the Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) show, Jackie chose not to lie, sometimes you gotta wear a hat to bed, and the confused dream of a conservatorship in Las Vegas...
  141. Feb 14, 2024 Awkward, Not Crazy (#424)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) chat about unlikely people washing feet, the lengths one goes to get these jokes on vinyl, also, nothing is happening...
  142. Feb 6, 2024 Midwestern Disdain (#423)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) deals with polar bear denial, Jackie (@jackiekashian) explains why you don't wan't to crash into Bob Hope's house, and we can all agree God is against Q&A's.
  143. Jan 22, 2024 We Tried! (#421)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we recorded a real great episode. Then audio and video corrupted. So instead, we got this episode. But it's got some good stuff too! Somebody wears a bra in the shower. We get some good 1996 vibes. Plus, comedy keeps changing and sometimes that's not great...
  144. Jan 15, 2024 Oxygen Free Thursdays (#420)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss the place in comedy for dirty little thoughts, Laurie investigates if she can hire a “temp mom”, and Jackie tells us about the Kleenex of pioneer wagons!
  145. Jan 8, 2024 Something, Something Biblical (#419)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) shares with us her favorite airport terminal. Jackie (@jackiekashian) reminds us what happens when 2 or more people gatehr in comedy. Plus, we remember a time when football players showed their actual shoulders...
  146. Jan 1, 2024 Total Tool (#418)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) might be staying at the first Hilton, they chat about petty BS, and sometimes gigs offer just enough money...
  147. Dec 25, 2023 Dusty Mummies (#417)
    On this very special Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is happy because she was able to eat that cookie. Laurie (@anylaurie16) reminds you the job is headlining, honey. And don't worry, I don't know what to do with a compliment either...
  148. Dec 18, 2023 Chili from a Can (#416)
    This week on The Jackie and Laure Show, Laurei (@anylaurie16) would like to catch up on her sitting around, we discuss the value of a good laugh and street cred and jack (@jackiekashian) no one here wants your Hot Wheel...
  149. Dec 11, 2023 Popcorn Maker (#415)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) chat about jokes that create a snapshot of the times, being between strippers, and the value of a long set...
  150. Dec 4, 2023 Joshing (#414)
    This week on the show jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) agree that they'd rather be hated than ignored, four different Adams come up, and unlike Jackie, Laurie doesn't gamble on the holidays...
  151. Nov 27, 2023 Cockspatch (#413)
    This week on the Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) Show, hecklers are observed in the wild, Laurie freshens up her car with an entire Christmas tree, and we ask; Did she charm everyone?
  152. Nov 20, 2023 Lotta Circles (#412)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie, Jackie (@jackiekashian) articulates her understandings of swim soccer, bunions are back for Laurie (@anylaurie16), and who doesn't like a nice foyer?
  153. Nov 13, 2023 Sugar Maker (#411)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) are live in Austin, Texas. Laurie is waiting for her hair to dry. Jackie fears being killed by a hack, and is Austin a good town to work on hospice material?
  154. Nov 6, 2023 Creating a Pantheon (#410)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) insists men should eat their empathy bellies, Jackie (@jackiekashian) is a perfectly nice person, and everyday, someone, somewhere is new to Brian Regan...
  155. Oct 30, 2023 Baby Dinosaurs (#409)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, Jackie won’t even tease a clavicle to get out of a ticket, possible spin off podcasts, and we all have our own “shit that went down when I was 13” we cary with us…
  156. Oct 23, 2023 Laurie Kilmartin University (#408)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, Laurie (@anylaurie16) briefly ruminates on what she would do “If I were a comic”. They explore classy literature that invites you to fart proudly. Plus, Are you happy now Algorithm?
  157. Oct 16, 2023 Penis Pile Heap (#407)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie, sometimes you identify as a writer, they explore the concept of “We the People”, and sometimes you find yourself clipping out Virginia.
  158. Oct 9, 2023 Soft Launch (#406)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) has decided to be cool now, Laurie (@anylaurie16) watches the soul leave a gate agent's body, and comics become enormously leashed...
  159. Oct 2, 2023 Monkey Alphas (#405)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) tries to keep it christian. Come see Jackie (@jackiekashian) and after the show you can visit her pop up store. Plus, the dream of a house in Tahoe...
  160. Sep 25, 2023 Juice Box Humor (#404)
    This week we hear of a tale where Laurie (@anylaurie16) is no longer the victim, Jackie (@jackiekashian) laments the decline of the Delta Sky Club, and it's a dark day when even comedians who golf are struggling...
  161. Sep 18, 2023 ¡Auténtico! (#403)
    This week on the show Jackie (@jackiekashian) has that face name thing, Laurie (@anylaurie16) is certian everybody wants to hear from a smart woman, and somebody is getting paid comically little...
  162. Sep 11, 2023 It's Almost Worth It (#402)
    This week on the show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) preach ignorance, observer some multigenerational stand up comedy, and one of them finds the lord in the northwest...
  163. Sep 4, 2023 New Archenemy (#401)
    This week we are treated to stories from Jackie Kashian's (@jackiekashian) blessedly non-sexual childhood. That does not mean that she cares enough to listen to other people's stories. Plus Laurie (@anylaurie16) is starting to feel like the picket lines are her neighborhood bar...
  164. Aug 28, 2023 New Take on The Penis (#400)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) discusses her weekend with Evan, Trevor, and Zach. Laurie (@anylaurie16) has some theories about Boomers being exposed to lead. They also look back at some of the highs and lows of the “hook” era of stand up comedy.
  165. Aug 21, 2023 Is Your Audience Happy? (#399)
    This week Laurie (@anylaurie16) and Jackie (@jackiekashian) chat about bits that are more sad than funny. They long for the days when everyone had cable. Plus, sometimes, the grief is just for me...
  166. Aug 14, 2023 Bernie Stockholm (#398)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) talk about the least popular etsy shop, the Disgusting Crafty Wisconsinite, and agree that *that joke is settled...
  167. Aug 7, 2023 Standard Pillow Size (#397)
    This Week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) chat about gigs that are mostly crowd control, debate Diet Pepsi vs Diet Coke, and observe the male comic habit of pre-show shadowboxing...
  168. Jul 31, 2023 The Re-Writers Guild (#396)
    This week Laurie (@anylairie16) informs Jackie (@jackiekashian) that she and Walgreens are the only people still leaving voicemails. They ruminate on all the unfinished things. Plus, women in this industry are more than just three holes and a hunk of hair.
  169. Jul 24, 2023 Three Days in San Diego (#395)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) discuss unwanted contact with the small of the back, a $45 nap, and the need to channel your sit around energy...
  170. Jul 17, 2023 The Good Jade (#394)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) learn there is a market for armpits, develop muscle memory, and sometimes it's better to see through brail...
  171. Jul 10, 2023 Surprise Attack! (#393)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) sometimes you wanna retract that, some guys run the ding, and we navigate a web of embarrassment!
  172. Jul 3, 2023 The Jimmy and Laurie Show
    On this week's episode of Jimmy and Laurie (@anylaurie16), Jackie (@jackiekashian) is was never a co-host of the show and you're totally not being gaslighted. Also, when you do a bit, it helps to have the correct information, and never forget: there are always gigs in Modesto...
  173. Jun 26, 2023 He Wasn't THAT Drunk (#391)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) (and Kyle) are all fresh back from Portland. Jackie points out that they each have roles on the show. They explore the horror of weighing 49 pounds. Plus, there are some things you don't need to tell me twice...
  174. Jun 19, 2023 HOBNOB (#390)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) examines the things Laurie (@anylaurie16) is still aspiring to be, dogs are bad men, and Jackie has made it into Laurie's act...
  175. Jun 12, 2023 Hacking Your Way Back (#389)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anyluarie16) are greeted by an unbearded Kyle, Jackie gets board in the middle of her own story, and we have a very special guest!
  176. Jun 5, 2023 Still Someone's Daughter (#388)
    On this week's very special Jackie and Laurie show, Jackie (@jackiekashian) appreciates a right sized boat, Laurie (@anylaurie16) debates Crusherfest, and a tragic tale of laptop loss...
  177. May 29, 2023 Reason To Pull Out (#387)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) chat about virtue signaling dick jokes, the art of chat riffing, and contemplate a grim trade...
  178. May 22, 2023 Knock Knock Skeleton Jokes (#386)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) tell water pressure stories, Laurie visits her dead, a lifetime project has become clear, and is it time to get a job?
  179. May 15, 2023 Not Greek (#385)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) they are back at the Flapper's patio for a classic Patio pod. They chat garage sales and you are encouraged to go union...
  180. May 8, 2023 We Haven't Argued Yet (#384)
    This week Jackie and Laurie zip-line into an episode concerning having your own bananahead and point out not every beat is true...
  181. May 1, 2023 You Must Own Slacks (#383)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, we invite you to hate watch, explore single topics, and then pop down for a $3,000 purse...
  182. Apr 24, 2023 Ballsy Slash Stupid (#382)
    This week on the Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) show, the point out that's not how jokes work, that some people are just alive, and someimtes I'm okay if she dies....
  183. Apr 17, 2023 Hate Pay (#381)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, the podcast is hijacked, they chat cherry blossoms, and since neither has done stand up for a few days, they're both retired...
  184. Apr 10, 2023 Believe in The Product (#380)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) find strength in being disrespected, wish they sold tickets like those who are beloved, and I made you laugh...
  185. Apr 3, 2023 Kidney Theft Hotel (#379)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show we hear the vacuum pitch, have an argument about a specific list, and discuss the idea of a literal joke machine...
  186. Mar 27, 2023 Kyle is a Flower (#378)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie show, we're taking notes, frozen taquitos from costco, and we suggest you become a mamimum fun person!
  187. Mar 20, 2023 At Least Look Poor (#377)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie its good to remember I'm still not enough, I still love it, and how about nobody is a monster?
  188. Mar 13, 2023 Poor Moi (#376)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) chat putting parranoid to use, we go into Jackie Kashian's heart, and realize half of this show is travel tips...
  189. Mar 6, 2023 It's A Grind (#375)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) talk proof of life, pretend to be professional and clarify Heat vs The Heat...
  190. Feb 27, 2023 Merch Pitch (#374)
    This week Jackie (@jackiekashian) and Laurie (@anylaurie16) talk people being super tired, super drunk, or super not into me...
  191. Feb 20, 2023 Jackie's Hips (#373)
    This week on The Jackie and Laurie Show, Porkies, she kills like a guy, and pop ant farm...
  192. Feb 13, 2023 Each Icia (#372)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, hospital vacation, every cog, every wheel revealed, and small smile can fuck itself...
  193. Feb 6, 2023 Times We Masturbate (#371)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, good enough club, drown proofing, and enjoy killing...
  194. Jan 30, 2023 Starts Grumpy Ends Happy (#370)
    This week on Jackie and Laurie, comedy fixes everything, body fluids, and comedy covers...
  195. Jan 23, 2023 Up and Down (#369)
    This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show, hire me Duchess, professional handballer, and make it dirty...
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