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Waiting for GTA to destroy American sports...

HAIR PERFUME TOO?!

Really, Beyoncé? The same wound?

Maybe the National Football Liars, but...

A sweet and a meat.

Feel the wrath of the Goddess!

What the hell is wrong with men?

Meanwhile, a sleepless white woman fights Karen culture after dark...

Using our pretty privilege to sit in VIP with The StudBudz...

Saving our children from the icy grip of white women...

This laughter is worth far more than $600,000.

What's that smell? Sir...

Grandmothers say the darnedest things.

When feminist freedom becomes a cage...

Hi ho, silver! Go away!

Accepting that we are uppity grandchildren...

Abolish men. Eat pizza.

Instagram degrees and sickening secrets.

below zero. above giving a fuck.

COCADAWOAHDUH!

No more casino vodka for me, thanks.

Recorded Live in Atlanta. Thank you to all the fans for the love and support

Kid Fury live in LA stage for a special stand-up show on June 3rd, 2026. Pre-sale tickets are available now, with general admission going on sale Thursday. Don't miss this.

The girls have NERVE! We must abandon them!

Rolling my eyes at a fake Batmobile...

Still reporting live from the last days...

Rozonda, chill....

Beauty in butch queen while seeing both sides like Chanel...

Of course she is...

Pokopia is crack. King is unstoppable. Single life is good.

Judging a white man's new face

Once in a lifetime...I'm just saying.

Welcome to Furious Thoughts, the podcast where Kid Fury does what he does best: run his mouth. This podcast is a front-row seat to his rapid-fire, unfiltered, and often unhinged thoughts about literally everything. Pop culture. Relationships. World news. Random everyday nonsense that should probably be discussed more than it is. Add in brand new segments and unexpected guests from celebrities to fascinating people…

Lock her up. Lock her up too.

What is this frenchie doing next to the frozen meats?

Young Money/Need Money Records...

It's Laney's world. We just live in it. Support for Keith Porter Jr. Daughters Future https://gofund.me/b43af4fff

I needed that laugh. Whew!

Taking a break to think about how we got here...

Demanding our respect even when it's unnecessary...

A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way.

A look back at the moments that defined the year. Thank you to every listeners, new and old, who shared, and supported us along the way.

Please don't disturb my simulation...

Clearing the gay ass air...

Ignoring Ray J's black ass...

Getting to your man in 30 minutes or less...

Dodging d**ks under tables...

Dipping our fingers in treatment...

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What to do when Young Metro don't trust him...

SKVLKING outside a dessert parlor in Sydney...

Leave God alone!!!

Ignoring niggas for seventeen years....

Grandma, bi*ch...

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH..... Sakir Everett: https://www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with-sakir-everett-a-brave-student

Getting scammers to do chores...

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury and Crissle would NEVER make jokes about a dead ass white man. They are far too classy for that. As a matter of fact, these niggas aren't even real. This episode is completely AI.

DISCLAIMER: Kid Fury would NEVER take pleasure in the news of a person's very tragic and public murder...even if that person glorified the very thing that got their ass murked. What sounds like laughter could simply be the expulsion of deep sorrow and regret. Please respect Fury's pain and his privacy.

Vaccinate your damn dog, moron. ***Spoilers for "Unknown Number: The High School Catfish" from 2:02:22 - 2:18:47***

Caping for corny men...

Kicking mama to the curb...

Feeling like an old cat on a puppy play-date...

Laughing to keep from punching...

Watching movies and TV...

*** NOTE: The beginning of the episode was lost due to a technical error*** Waiting on giant lesbian aliens...

Acting a foo-foo over Labubus from my boo-boo...

Crying with the damn Kingdom again...

Shaking our heads at the "justice" system...

Sending your man his location...

ignoring 100 text messages...

Watching ancient television shows with grannies...

My man told me not to...

your baby daddy needs to be re-raised.

You lost me...

There was no DNA on the shank...

Laura, shut up for two seconds...

Beyoncé season begins again...

This is a stan account for Ryan Coogler and Ms. Tina Knowles!!!

Should have just said it was Susie...

Cutting off white boys...

Kid Rock look like he work in Times Square.

And I meant it...

Why do I keep making up new shit that I have to title? I'm terrible at creating titles! SMFH.

Dealing with rebellious dog vomit...

All of you Tom Joyner Cruise niggas need to go ahead and shut up.

The mega-talented and Grammy nominated, Durand Bernarr, joins us this week to discuss his new album, BLOOM.

More classic letters and questions...

Thank you to all the fans for the love and support

I will hate more. I will hate harder.

Happy blackity black month

Revisiting some classic letters and questions...

Let these straight n---as be gay, sis.

No, he didn't...

Blue Ivy's concert saved us...

We want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support, feedback, and enthusiasm have been the driving force behind everything we do. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined us this year, we’re grateful to have you as part of our podcast family. We’re already gearing up for 2025, So stay tuned, and…

As 2024 comes to a close, we want to take a moment to say thank you. This year has been incredible, and it wouldn’t have been possible without you, our amazing listeners. Your support, feedback, and enthusiasm have been the driving force behind everything we do. Whether you’ve been here since day one or just joined us this year, we’re grateful to have you as part of our podcast family. We’re already gearing up for…

oi, mate!

I thought it was a good idea...

That's it. That's all.

Revisiting some classic letters and questions...

A war for info...

Rest in peace, Ella Jenkins. 🤎

Fight me.

...BY WHOM?!?!?!

Please don't speak to me or my dog,,,

It's not your TIIIIIIMMMME....

Roaches are the last damn straw...

How to die alone...

Janet, that's the way hate goes...

Watching the VMAs with my old ass...

Building a bridge out of cash and money...

Deliver us from Lee-vil...

Journaling about bisexual girls…

It could all be so simple...

Spray-painting a Box Chevy...

You b_tches can't even spell bronze...

I got ants in my pants...

It's just emotions taking us over...

Usagi, get off the damn floor...

Slur, if you don't get off my damn phone...

Down at the pawn shop...

Hating everyone at the airport again…

A shrug with pursed lips...

Start back at none, b!tch.

I want everybody to shut up...

Taking a well-earned break from boy rap. Yucky.

Exhaustion caused by boy rap...

Welp, this is a Kendrick Lamar stan account.

Y'all alright? Because...

Driving past influencer mansions...

Wack beef and retweets…

Cowboy Carter Commentary!

Bad boys for life in prison...

stompingluhpussyhos....

I have more than doubts! I look at the two of you, I see so many differences. He is 23. You are 44. He's white, you're Black. He is 23! You are 44!

You smoke crack, don't you? You smoke crack, don'tcha?! LOOK AT ME, BOY! DON'T YOU SMOKE CRACK?! You know what that does to you? Huh?! It kills your brain cells, son! It kills your brain cells!

Somebody almost walked off with all my stuff. Not my poems or a dance I gave up in the street, but somebody almost walked off with all my stuff like a kleptomaniac, ha! Working hard and forgetting while stealing...this is MINE! This ain’t your stuff! Now, why don’t you put me back and let me hang out in my own self?

Flipping our blessed hair through a truly Cécred week...

…and I, oop!

Thank you to all the fans for the love and support Special thanks to MSG Entertainment and The Beacon Theatre.

So then for my birthday party, which was an all girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian." I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There could be girls there in their bathing suits. I mean, right? She was a lesbian! So then her mom called my mom and we started yelling at her. It was so ridiculous. And then she dropped out of school 'cause no…

My mother was a REAL WHORE! AND A JUNKIE! And she traded me...for ten dollars and a fix. There are many things in my life that I regret, including having you for a daughter, because that man was your father...but I WILL not apologize for the decisions I made.

I have a man...who wants to love ME, but I won't let him because of YOU! I refuse to let you hold me back anymore! I'm gonna love hard. I'm gonna be a better mother. And yoooou don't win...because your hand-me-downs stop here!

Three thousand books down, three thousand to go...

New year, same n-ggas...

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2023

Clearing out the mailbox

Paying with points...

Wasting time on fingers...

Just hear us out...

Taking your man's sandwich order...

Getting fast food with felons...

Who tf cares… ***Trigger Warning*** The top of this episode contains references to sel

Cussing out step-mamas...

Praying for the kids and babies

Move, move...move right into my life!

Somehow heartbreak feels good in a place like this...

Confiscating Ken's Motorola Razr...

Fighting by the local In-N-Out...

Beyoncé and Blue stanning. That's it. That's all.

Being petty with pastries...

Feeeeeelings or whatever Steve Urkel said.

Waiting in line at Home Depot...

Recognizing a holiday

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Our shortest episode ever...sike.

Looking for the hoochie daddies...

Holding on to our Telfeezys...

Why is the episode so damn long?

Might be going to hell...

Wishing you the best...

Getting a 3 for effort...

What were we talking about?

The girlies ate...

...

Deep shit and Disney movies… ***Content warning: This show discusses self harm. If you'd prefer not to hear that conversation, you might want to skip 10:00 to 25:00 in the episode.***

Laughing really hard at the very end...

Moisturizing our toes...

Counting up our food stamps...

Soaring to new petty heights... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Giving Siri the side-eye...

sigh.

Not being corny on the red carpet...

The Read 10 year Anniversary Live Show from The Beacon Theatre NYC

Keeping our drinks to ourselves...

Not doing it for the Gram...

Getting tickets by any means necessary... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Waiting on these tour dates... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: shoptheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Walking into the werk room... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Telling lies on Tik Tok

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Thank you to all the listeners for all the love and support in 2022 Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Spreading holiday cheer in Potomac... Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Fine with no makeup on... ****************************************************** Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread

Buying some flowers... ****************************************************** Patreon: patreon.com/theread Merch: thisistheread.com/ IG: @thisistheread