Voicemail Dump Truck 38

Asai Bowl Dumpers. How goes it on this Thursday, September first, twenty twenty two. This is the Voicemail dump Truck. My name is Jeff Backler. Thank you so much for dumping along with us at home. That's the best part of the show. It's interactive. You two could be dumping right now if you choose to do so. We are joined by a very special friend of the site. Ladies and gentlemen say hello to mister Evil. You know how are you, sir? Hello, I'm doing great. It's warm in my room. I may sweat profusively throughout this entire thing. The first thing I do when I enter a room like that, I put the thermostat down to fifty nine. Smart man. I didn't think adding the leather to my face makes it much worse. So the gracious thing about about Evil, you know that makes him not so evil, but I'll keep up for evil appearances. Is the first time we chose to chat or chatted about stuff. He asked me, do you want me to wear the mask? So the magic isn't ruined. It was fantastic, So yeah, and I refused to meet you otherwise. Now, yeah, exactly settled on one you signed the contract. Anytime I DM you, I'm in my head, I'm imagining you're wearing the mask or you panically put it on and then answer yes, I can't type with that. You know, you just like sew in like contact lenses and it's those your glasses, that's you have to have them. Smart. Well, I got twenty years in then, I haven't thought that, So what I'm here for. We're also joined by Jeff grub Jano Choa. Thank you boys for riding in the back of the dumb truck today. We know it's not safe. We know there's no seatbelts, plus just the sort of breeze back there is not the best, can't be the best kind of air quality. Yeah, it's covering up. I appreciate it. Yeah, very good, it's fine. Yeah. I didn't have to shower today then, yeah, no, I mean you'll want to when you get home. Trust me. What's what's shaking with everyone? How's how is everyone doing? How's everyone feeling? We're doing around? I'm feeling good. I'm doing good. Yeah, Okay. I did wake up with a little bit of the hangover this morning because of Filmen forties. So it's been a day of trying to like, you know, get through that, recover a little bit, and so far it's like, okay, no, I if I just like make the right decision throughout the next day, things can get better. Things have gotten better for me also, okay, okay, Yeah, we watched The Terminator last night. Have you seen the Terminator? You know? Of course I have. Wait, we're talking the original. You didn't do the whole series, did you? No? No? No, the original eighty four classic. I'd never seen it, really yeah. I made it thirty eight years and I never saw the original Terminator, you know, and I'm a forty year old man, and somehow that film slipped through the cracks. I don't know. You skipped straight to T two so you can see two, not front to back. I know, it's insane. It's insane. People have been looking at me weird all day. It's uh, he's seen Wayne's World, which has the reference in it, which is really all you need? Yes, who needs to watch the two hour and fifteen minute you know? Who needs it? Yeah? I mean, look, we we could talk about Wayne's World all day if we wanted to. I'm here for that, you know, But I i'd seen like all the pieces out of order. For T two, I've never done it. We'll probably do another one of these with with T two. But I bring it up because, like Grubs said, we woke up a little hungover. We had a couple of extra drinks after our film and foties, and I the first thing that happened to me this morning when I woke up, I was I was just sort of like, oh right, I had like four beers last night, like four heavy beers and big boy beers. Jan, don't make that face. I'm making that face. I'm sorry. Four I pas over eight percent each, Like come on? Yeah, jam was doing the Hennessy while doing laundry still? Or did you finish all the Hennessy before you started laundry? I finished. I finished that and then did laundry, and I felt great. That was plain. That's just like a little boy. You're just like a little boy with a bunch of energy. Yeah. Well, you know, I prescribed to the mantra that anything is possible. So that's that's what powered me. It's part of your vernacular. Do you have a good hang? You were not allowed to say that again until we get a sponsorship from them. Jan, you saved that fair enough, fair enough gems for that, you know, I think just eating something kind of greasy. I've always I've always gone with breakfast beer. So the best way to cut off the hangovers to have a beer in the morning. M yeah, loop it right back. I don't know. I feel like I could never bring myself to do that. Cuts Like, I just don't think I could do it. I don't think I could wake up at like ten thirty and just be like, you know and just start Oh it's it's not an enjoyable experience. It'll get you there, It'll get you just telling your body to stop craving water. It's like, no, we're not doing that. We're not. We're committing charge here. Yeah, God, damn, God damn. Anyway, Uh, I'm always on the lookout for more hangover cure. So if you got them, you know where to call in and drop them off. Seven h seven exit flu is the telephone number? Jen? How is the show? Last week? While I was gone? I don't remember anything from it? Remember? Actually a minute was was Bonn Yellow on the last What? No? That was? That was Bunny Ello? Yeah? That was Bunny Ello. I don't remember. Oh, this is bad. Oh man, I don't know that. This is not a problem only I have. I'm I'm glad. I'm seeing other adults who have the same I do not remember anything two days later, you're just like seven days right, that's what we're talking about. I thought it was the wrestling, So I'm glad. It's also no no worries. Yeah didn't Okay, wait, no, we need to solve it right now, Jan Can we ask him? Can we ask Backlar? Oh? Yes, Backlar? Did you call into the dump truck last week? Backlar? Was that you doing a voice? Did I call into the dump truck? Where? I don't know if I believe him, I don't know. I don't know it was. I don't have the voicemail on this computer, but it was where was I last week? You were? You were? You were on vacation last week? Yeah? All right, yeah, okay, okay, all right, all right, now you know it's it's it's fucked up. Because I got back to the house we rented after I called, and just by chance, I turned on the TV and opened up the Twitch app, and I, shit, you not, it was like fourteen seconds before you played the voicemail, and I got to watch it. It just sort of like have a beer and just chill and watch that whole thing play out. The thing I did like maybe three hours earlier. It was just like, oh yeah, right right, the plan came together. You got to watch the chaos unfold that you created. So it felt like a villain. I felt like a true like fucking Dennis Hopper and Speed just sort of like being like, oh fuck, this is really working out in a way I planned. This is great. I mean we we so Jam played it. It was some character from New Jersey and then it goes through We're about to answer it and Jam goes, no, wait is this Jeff Bacalar, And then everyone stopped. It took us a say what was the question about? Remember? So I was I called on the beach? Uh Stacy was like you should call the dump truck? And I'm like, yeah, why why would I not? And it was really, you know, down to the wire, why not? It was olock. We went over that and I and I was just like, you know, chilling on the beach, looking around, and I saw one of those airplanes with the dragging the the advertisement. Did they do that elsewhere? They do that? And other beaches. Yeah, yeah, and I just you know, I did a little you know, voicemail there and that was it, you know, but I was surprised that you guys didn't know right away. I thought that was very clearly me. I thought I was going and saying that people didn't immediately hear it. And I'm like, wait, am I just am I in the wrong here? And like, I I know it could have done the work and just look at the phone number that was registered and then look at my own phone. But that would that would take away everything. That's like taking off you uo's mask. Right, we're not gonna look you don't want to do Yeah, yeah, what ma, you don't want to exactly all my considered evasive maneuvers, Like I had considered ways to disguise my number, sorrow a phone or something, yeah, right, and get a burner, you know, throw the phone into the ocean. Like but well, that's awesome. I hope you enjoyed that I did. I thank you did. Okay, okay, good right. Speaking of voicemails, let's get down to our affairs at hand. Mister. You know, if you could pick the first voicemail of the show, that'd be wonderful, sir, hm hmmm, yes, it's sunny. Let's go with into a volcano, into a volcano, right, hey, dump crew Nathan from your hair, just to immerse the idea. Yeah yeah, it was the opening show? Was the opening maisic akin to one sec? Let me trying to multiple things? Uh, no problem, let's see chat. It sounded okay for chat, so it's just for us. Well okay, it sound to us it sounds like Star Trek language. Is there, like, is Crisp on for you or something? Yes, Crisp is on. Let me turn Crispin Glover off. Yes, George christ is garbage? Yeah? Oh yeah yeah, Crispin Glover Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, okay, what about this now? Any dump crew Nathan from your hasher just a just a merch idea. What about a shirt that is akin to Hyaski dropping his son into the volcano, but it's Jeff Baclar dropping Dan into a volcano. Anyway, that's a re a good day. Hi, Yeah, thank you, caller. Dude, fucking a lie, Like i'd wear that. I know, I'm a I'm a I'm like very much a part of that shirt, but I would wear that. What about you guys. Thank you caller, Thank you call I absolutely would wear that too, Yeah, I mean, I really I don't want it to be a photoshop though. I don't want it to be uh some sort of cartoon. You really needed to see it for real. Hold Dan Reyker in your arms. It doesn't necessarily have to be over volcano, but bonus points if you do. You know we're on the East coast, You're gonna find for it. Can I suggest the backprint being the result of what happens once he hits the volcano itself? Yeah? Please please? You know that the maybe the terminator thumbs down arm is melting, you know, I knowing Dan's luck and just Dan's overall livelihood, I feel like he'd survive. Oh it turns out on immune to lava. You know he says something like that, and we'd all be like, oh, cockroach, she can't kill me. I'm adam at him. Who knew? I know. I feel like it would be worth flying it was. That's an active American The closest active volcano is probably in Hawaii. Alaska. Might have something right? What how why did they put it there? It's gonna melt all the dormant Okay, Okay, I mean sleepy time, a sleepy time bucket. Okay. Like yellow Stone is a giant volcano, right, that's like like the entire but like western half of the country. Yeah, but I feel like it's not it's not reliably using or like on the on the Big Island in Hawaii, they've got like a half dozen constantly oozing volcanoes. And I feel like we could put a situation. Look, it sounds dangerous, but you know, Dan would be like, well it's a shoot or something. He'd say something, and we'd have to like do it for the sake of you know, realism, realism exactly right. So shit, I'm down, beautiful, Yeah, I like it. You have twenty five dollars. Yeah, you feel like Dan going completely limp in your arms? You feel like you got that like you? Okay, yeah, I believe in you. How would Dan get there? Though? Like, how how would he get into like a knocked out state? Okay, okay, Oh no, he's the one he's booking the flight. I mean, this is a thing he would very willingly do. I'm kind of thinking, can I carry him? What do you think? How much do you think Dan? Ways? Probably I'd say yeah, yeah, he's got that wire reframe right, he's balking up. He's getting to like one eighty yeah, sure, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, that's fine, that's doable, very good. Yeah, fantastic, fantastic, great. We have plans this fall, Jeff Grubb, let's hear the next one. I would like to step on the racial mind field that is half white people food. Oh what, oh no, it's okay this time, this time I felt fine putting at Okay, I'm just not gonna explain. Hey, dumb first, this is Dan from Iowa. I'm just reaching out. I heard your discussion about American food and this most recent episode, it's trying to say, so I'm getting married next year, so I wanted to ask the caterer for like half Mexican food and half like white people's food. And I don't know how to describe it. So I described it as like American food, and I listed examples of like sandwiches, macaroni salad, and like uh fucking cold pasta. So you know, it's try to say, I guess that's what I think of, but I think of American food. It's not to let you know, all right, thanks spy thank you call direct is how we catered my wedding essentially. Now it wasn't like cheeseburgers and tacos, but we did white person tacos, which is a taco bar where you could make your own taco how you want. That's what we did, and so all of the very white people my family could avoid all the spicy stuff that they're afraid of and still eat tacos and they were just fine. They you know, flour tortilla if you want them, and all that stuff. So that that's how you pull this off. The middle ground sounds like a nice cheese dog or a chili dog or something that seems like the perfect middle ground. Pretzels at my wedding. Mic sorry, he's a chatting Sai Grube had very next pretzel, says wedding. I don't. I didn't get any of those, like you saft pretzel machine and stuff like that. Yeah, I never have to be they have to be awesome. I did have one, all right, Well I don't remember my wedding nights mustard or well then it's that sort of drifts out of the white person lane. I feel like, no, you could get that ATLS, like if you could get a food at them all. I think it counts as white people food. I think white like I'm when I think white people would I always think of like TGI Fridays. I think, like you, that is it. I think it's like oh skins, Yeah, like chicken fingers, French fries, just like the most basic. If a man put in his trunk freets game, that's the white person. It's also like chicken wings, right, it's also hot wings probably Buffalo yeah, absolutely buff uninspired shit, right, like that is truly the goal of that. I think restaurant food that's cooked at a microwave, absolutely, yes, yes, yes, exactly, Okay, okay, three cooked meals four days later, that's almost frozen. Yep. Absolutely. Fish sticks, but that's it. It can only be a fish stick. It can't be salmon. It can't be like to lot. It has to be a fish stick. That is, they don't know what's the fish in the stick, right, Yeah, that's against the rules. Yeah, exactly. Well put okay, we're all in agreement. Jen, Oh, this is cheating because I know what all of these are. Let's go with Okay, that's good. I like that though. Three M Boys and Girls falling from Bellar, Maryland. Telling question, is a twinkie a dessert glizzy? Love you guys? Now evil you know? Do you know what a glizzy is? Is that like an icicle? So a glizzie is a new term for a hot dog. If you're gulping down glyzzies, you are enjoying yourself two to three hot dogs. Okay, Now is this regional? I've never heard of this before. It's very specific to giant bomb perhaps well so. So I think it's started in the New York area. And then I think I may have introduced it to the websites vernacular. Uh, definitely, you've taken ownership of it, Chad saying DC is where it's okay, I'll take you sure, sure capital. So I guess it's it started read regional. Uh and then but that is generally a hot dog. And the question is is it dessert? Is a twinky a dessert glizzie? Because I guess it is a similar phallic shape? Yeah right? See see see, So I I have to take fence to anything relating to a dessert glyzzie and not having it actually be a hot dog, like just because it looks it's a similar shape. Like if we're if we're trying to find the dessert version of a hot dog, it's a corn dog like a dog at is a dinner, that's a meal. It's a little sweet. It's gonna be a hot dog with all the banana splits toppings on. Yeah, that's what we're that's what we're looking for. It knows right, yes, exactly Like how glyzzie orthodox you are, Bacalar. You got a very specific but you can't just say like twinkie and all of a sudden, I'm curist. This is It's like this is a hot dog now, like it's a glyzzie other than just a tube filled with shit, and like a twinky is a tube filled with shit? Like let's like, I mean, well is it? I don't know. I think I think I don't think there's a fun term for a corn dog. But I think a twinkie is closer to a corn dog than it is a hot dog. Okay, so we're talking about the corn like, yeah, because like you need that other bun to envelope the the glyzzie is what it is, is what I'm saying. Wouldn't the filling negate negate everything since We're talking custard filling over meat filling, like that's hot dogs. We're talking meat fillings here, Uno and I are Piers. Clearly, you guys are missing the point of this argument here, because let's be the base of it. There's no dog, there's no there's no link, there's no Okay, if I took a Twinkie and I put it in a hot dog bun, and I hand it to you and said, here is your dessert Glizzie. Yeah, I think that could pass. I think you are Yes, that's the busy. I think we can all agree on this. Your we're all in agreement. That's the That is what we've discovered through this voicemail. Thank you call her. Okay, what happened is that the Twinkie is actually the perfect vessel for turning a Glzzie into a dessert Glizzie. It is a pre wrap dessert Glizzie that you just slide right in there and there you have it like it is ready to go. It just just all you have to do is bring your own Glizzie. Okay, yeah, b y og yeah exactly, and then it becomes a Dessertzzie. That's what that was the point of twinkies all along sure for them to be exactly So, we received a picture sent to the bomb cast where someone took a hot dog bun, slathered it with peanut butter, and then put a banana in it. Yeah, and that seemed very wrong because that is like bastardizing a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Sure, I mean you can credit I was gonna eat Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, I've had so much worse things in my life. Absolutely would I eat that? Yes? Okay, alright, alright, yeah, So is that thestz? Is that like a snack Glizzie? I don't think. I don't think it's. It's Lizzie adjacent, but it's not a desert crumbled some bacon on there too. Just because it looks like a Glizzie talks like a Glizzie, it doesn't make it a g Lizzie. We all love that that beautiful Glyzzie song that it sings, and then we all know so well, you'd be gate keeping Lizzies here. I don't know, I just I just I know. You know, gatekeeper is my favorite wrestler action. You know, long enough time period, we all become that gate keeping Lizzie glate keeping. I like that. Yeah, so that's that's my stance on that. I think we're I'm glad we're all in a definitive agreement on that. I'm glad we could unite. Yeah, that we could get there. I'm trying to think what I just don't like the bread on that on that peanut butter and banana one. But it's definitely like very sugary, Like there's all the sugar in that white bread, and that kind of almost makes it work better to me. I almost or toasted plan clean or toasted plane. Okay, I feel like toasted. That's definitely change it up. Yeah, but I mean that's soft like white bread with biting into banana peanut butter. That's like, yeah, that feels like a treat. That feels like a treat to me. Yeah. Okay, now that I really have had a moment to let my mind wander about what kind Oh, you don't want to, you don't want to, you don't want to do that too much. Just don't do that. No, Okay, I said asa e balls at the top of the show. Okay, I just like my kid discovered them like two weeks ago, and we've been eleven times since then, and oh okay, all right, what I was like, what does that mean? He's discovered then? But you guys have been going to a place in getting a Yeah, like I said, he was still a thing. I remember, like it popped onto the scene and everyone's like, oh, this is the super food. It's fifteen years ago, it's back. It's hot. Right. Yeah, you can't swing a dead chat without hitting four pliables. Where I live in New Jersey, there are so many pliables it's insane. Anyway, I'm thinking of like a situation. You know, they really love new Tela and peanut butter. Okay, okay, right, so now I'm thinking like maybe we get like maybe some sort of Lizzie wrapped in like I don't know as i E, but like filled, like so maybe like just a crepe, like a dessert crepe, and then in between the crepe and the Glyzzie is as E and some maybe new Tela and then a couple of them, maybe like a row of banana slices, and I'm eating that. I like your name, You're gonna notice the Glizzie anymore. And that's sometime. Maybe it's the goal. There's the disguise the Glyzzie. Yes, yes, I have something to to bring to the panel here and we're all experts. Okay, a lobster roll, right, that's on a brioch bun? Yeah? Is it brioche? You know, a thick slice of bread. Let's just say it's a thick slice of bread, right yeah, text, Yeah, for sure. It's similar to like a hot dog bun. But sure, So that's that's what brings me here, is a lobster roll kind of like a seafood Glizzie. Huh. Now you know I'm new to the conversation. Well you can bring a new fresh perspective. Who know that's that's consultant here. And I would say, yes, absolutely, that's nice. That's nice. It's a that's a nice that's a nice Glizzie. For sure. I could eat eleven loves Favery. You shouldn't right now, I make ill for one, Actually, no, no should Does it need to be like a continuous piece of lobster or can it be like it's almost never it's never right exactly because it looks like a Philly cheese steak really, so like now it's like shredded Yeah, yeah, and give me some of I need that claw meat. I need like one portion of the lobster all to have a nice I want to love the shape in the ball. Yes, lobster hands are the best part of the lobster. Everyone knows that lobster. Yes, okay, all right, I will look at the list here. I want to choose who's pickle beer? Pickle beer. I think this might be mildly inappropriate. I don't remember. I mean they're all mildly inappropriate. What am I saying? Okay, hey, dumpers, I'm at coin Flat Arcade Bar and Glizzies and I just had a pretty sexy hot dog and a pickle beer and pick some but at street Fighter. I just want to let you guys know, love you bye. Okay, I love you too. Wow. We gotta we guys, is our and all Glizzie all the time? Now we got? I mean, are we okay? I'm okay with this if you all are like, I'm okay, But I meanzz merch is what you're saying. I would think, so yeah, bring your own Glizzie is definitely a sure. You know how in video games, you review a video game and they take their score and a quote from your review and they put it on the box. Can we make that happen with a package of Nathan's hot dogs? Yeah, like five out of five, giant bomb Glizzie approved, like that sort of that sort of thing. Can we make merch happen? You know who can make this deal happen is Dan Rykert. I do know that Dan Riker could absolutely make this happen if he's so choose, If he's so choose to you know, dain us with that, it could happen. But we'll see. He'll have to get wet again though, unfortunately, but that the word. Yeah. Do you think he'd like to have a renewal of his vows at a hot dog wedding? Oh, hot dog eating competition? Yeah, we could kill two birds with one stone. Can you imagine the conversation where he has to go to Bonk and be like, hey, honey, we're getting our vows re nude oscar my ladermobile, Joey chest that's gonna do it while eating fifty hot dogs. And he's gonna he's gonna be out the officiant. It's gonna beautiful. It's gonna beautiful. It's gonna beautiful. Oh you and I will see how many hot dogs we can eat during the ceremony, and that's how it works. Yeah. Uh, you know you're you're familiar with Joey Chestnut, right, like the guy that eats a lot of hot dogs every year. Yes, I am. Did you see the choke hold that he puts someone in this year? No for what, beating him at odd dog eating or so to a random passer by. Let me try and like show this to y'all. It was like a protester for something, try to get up and interrupt the hot dog eating procession or something. The ritual thing it was that I don't even think it was that specific. It was like an unrelated protest, but they were like using this as their platform, that was their venue to like, hey, I know about it. I guess so maybe I guess. I don't know what he was protesting. We're just we're discussing it. So I think it worked. Yeah, this is this might break everything, but I just want to show who know this and and just get his approval. Yeah uh, so here's Joey Chestnut. This this isn't the actual video. Someone's breaking it down. Let me turn off captions here. Okay, so someone bumps in Oh, yeah, put them to sleep almost instantly. And here's a real thing, right. It was like, uh, I mean, look, if you're gonna protest meat, you're probably at the right spot. Ye. Well here, if you're right next to Joey Chestnut, then you're in the wrong spot. And man had hot dogs to gulp down. Yeah quite twenty Yeah, I know. I promise you, you know that I wouldn't ask you any wrestling questions. But have you ever eaten a dog before a match? Not before, but I've been paid in them before. Yes, Okay, that's it. That's all I wanted to ask. The old hot dog and a handshake is goes back all the way back to the carnival. Absolutely, it definitely does. Yes, my fair share of carnivals in front of sixteen people for a handshake and hot dog the oldest currency as we all know, beautiful. I gave the chat the honor of picking the next voicemail, and would you believe it, they picked d pills. I don't remember this one. I really don't. Yeah. Okay, okay, that's scary. I gotta follow up question for you. If you fed Kirby a dick kill, what would happen? Jay from Wisconsin. I guess, thank you. I guess he'd throw a dick. I don't know like what I mean, but he like comes whatever he swallows. Right, So does he just become does he become a dick or the pill or the via? Right? Yeah? I think he got a pill. Oh wait, Jan, you hadn't considered this. No, I didn't think about this. I assume that he's become very turgid, which is just this is my opportunity to say the word turgid, So I'm gonna say it one more. I don't like it. Turgid Kirby's it's a great word. So okay, Marino brings up the fact that he absorbs the power of what he eats, so he could become very turgid. Yes, but does that mean it's funny what you say it's Does that mean anything that Kirby interacts with afterwards also becomes turgid, enlarged, enlarged? You know? Like the true story is more, is Kirby leaning left or right? That's what I need to know. It's a great question depends which politically politically all right, Kirby seems like a straight down the center guy. Yeah, I don't know. I feel like he would probably. I think he would probably also go through some sort of metamorphosis, like an emotional journey too, having ingested one of these pills. Does he grow himself? Yeah? Does he want? Does he grow hair? Oh? No, he already kind of looks, you know, he gets Yeah, that's right, the little curls at the bottom. Now, depending on said pill, would he change colors? He become even pinker and angrier or whatever? He I feel real bad about this. What would you say, Like Kirby's natural texture is sorry, we've got we've We've done this right, Like I want to get Yeah, I want to get who knows of this? My opinion is remember stretched Armstrong's arms. Sure, that's what I think. Kirby feels like almost like almost like silly putty adjacent, right, yeah, like malleable and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, because we were under the assumption that he was kind of balloon like or basketball like you know that good for sure? That's yeah. Okay, Sorry, I'm just over here thinking about what if Kirby was covered in throbbing veins and we have to move on? Oh whoa okay to me? Yeah, yeah, turget, turget. Let's all just say they were gonna turget, they were gonna name that buffet game Kirby's Turget Adventure, but they walked back. Lawyers, right, lawyers. Absolutely must, we must do the impossible pivot. And to help us do that, mister Uno, please pick your second voicemail. M let's go with weirdest combination. Weirdest combination. Hey, yeah, me ken, I'm leaving Walmart here and I do hobby stuff by double the miniatures because I'm weird, and uh, I love and the three things that I've purchased for super blue silly party and Exacto knives, And I got a weird look from the cashier. What's the weirdest combination of crap you've ever had to go in and buy at once? Bye? Thank you caller. That's a good question, Thank you caller. I just assume everything I'm buying looks weird to someone. Oh, usually like, oh, this guy's just buying a bunch of beef jerky and energy drinks. He's gonna go have himself a party like I don't know, but that one that does sound like an anarchist cookbook like checklist right there, exact O knives, mothballs or whatever it was. Yeah. Hm, I can't think of a nice combination I've had that is considered weird. But a lot of the things I've done are considered weird because I wore the mask while doing them. So I've been in the restaurants I've been to, uh you know, I went to get advil and potentially rubbery items while we're in this. Yeah, I don't think there's a weird combination, but I think every combination that I'm I'm involved in is weird by by default. I feel like I've seen people by weird shit and I've given them looks where you know, or maybe like a weird order at like a fast food establishment kind of like you're just sort of like, oh, sir, I wouldn't do that, you know, like that kind of thing. Uh. But I don't know if I've ever been and well, now, look, I'm not above it. I've definitely made weird purchases before. It's it's tough, you know. I think as the more time goes on, uh, things get less and less weird. You know, you know, you got you got confidence right. Probably it's not a weird combination of things, but the quantity of things which made it weird. For one of the TV shows worked on, we had to make a fake grocery store. So I thought like, oh, so let's buy a bunch of plastic fruit. For some reason, it was someone's call like no, no, no, no, let's buy actual fruit. Let's buy real fruit. So I emptied out the local grocery stores produce section. When I say emptied out, I mean emptied out. So I bought all of their apples, all of their bananas, all of their watermelons. And then the poorer cash register person was like, what is this for? And then I didn't say would you say? I just told him it was it was for me. And then the thing was smoothie and they sent me solo dolo to pick up all the fruit and veg. Oh god, So I'm with like two carts full of fruit and veg and then everyone in the store is like recording me, like why does this guy have so much fruit in his car? So I felt like a local celebrity at the time. It was great. It's fantastic. It probably looked like a prank. Probably looked like a prank. Yeah. Then he worked for mister Beast or something for folks curious about what it came out to you. I think it was like a grand for like almost all the fruit in a grocery store. Good, yeah, that's not awful. Yeah it's dollars. Yeah yeah. Oh oh. I do remember this one time I had to buy all the gummy bears at the grocery store as well. And then, unfortunately, there was a kid, a kid and a mom, and I think the mom was trying to have a teachable moment with her son, saying, and she was he wanted gummy bears as well, and then she was saying, honey, you know, when you grow up, you can't always just have candy or snacks or gummy bears all the time. You need to uh, you need to practice moderation. And then he frowns and he's like, okay me. Meanwhile, I come behind them and I start shoveling all these bags of gummy bears into my cart as an adult man. And then he looks at me, and then I look at him, and I smile, and then his mom looks at me and just shakes her head like, why why you couldn't avoid it back at him. Sucks the suck kid? Later, do as I say, now, as I do by very good, mister Grubb. What do you got? Yeah, let us go with heard chef. Hey, yo, d Smokey Johnson. Here. You guys wanna be you want to be known as chefs, you want to be called shifts. We're gonna have to put you to fucking work. Okay, look, Dan, I need you to run trash. Uh, let's see, yeah, can I get a line? Sweet mister Grubb? Can you put at polapinios for later? For service, mister Bacalar, actually go home, go home for the day. Let's see, Dan Rycher, what can I have you do? They you'll know, you'll understand, Dan Raker, you're on prior duty. All right, boy, we're gonna we're gonna have a good service tonight. Okay. Everybody pulled their part. Everybody dots their keys, cross their eyes, and and we're gonna make it through this lunch service. Just fine. Okay, thank you chif, Yes, chef heard, chef, Thank you, chef, thank you chef man right, just like and know you you eat everything. I want to run trash You don't, you don't. Actually yeah, I'm actually running trash shop. Yeah, yeah, just taking out the trash. It's backbreaking. It smells bad. You befriend all the oddest people. Oh, I bet they're always there. They're near your trash can at all time. Yeah, I'm just thinking about the crack fox from the Mighty Boosh is just out there or something like all the all the wiry raccoons that you'll be over. Thank you. Yeah, man, I'm sorry, I take a fence with this chef. Uh, thank you caller, Thank a chef, Sorry, thank a chef. But I don't understand if Dan Ryker gets to run the fryer where like that seems like a real dangerous thing. That. Oh, he's definitely getting right. He is gonna yeah, he's gonna everybody. He's gonna be fine. He'll be fine. Everyone else will get burned. That's true. I wouldn't give him that job. I would. I would want us to actually go into a kitchen and do this stuff, but I don't want them to actually turn everything on. And then I would want Dan to just stand there by the fryer wondering why things aren't frying because he hasn't turned it on, right, I just thought that's what the liquid does. But also he's too scared to touch the oil. To try and feel it because he knows how dangerous it could be. You know what, now that we've like started to role play a little like kitchen LARPing, I'm kind of curious if we could for whatever reason, I trust you jan Is to put like the all out assignments. So could you maybe do that for the four of us here? And then oh easy, we're doing We're doing a overcook role play. Alright, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, alright. You know I've who knows probably the most physical out of everyone. Uh so likely true, likely true. So so you know, I feel like you got to like work the broiler and like the oven. You gotta deal because you could deal with the pain, you know, So you gotta stick something underneath the broiler. You're not even gonna bother using an oven, mit, You're just gonna go bear hands with it. My hands are callused over the years hard work exactly. Also, you know, as the butcher butchering the meat at the beginning of the shift, you know, because he's just gonna be slapping the meat and everything. He's good at that that meat no non meat slapper, Yeah right, good? Uh Backlar, you probably like run expo because you're probably the most organized person. I know. Yeah, that's so expeditor. Yeah, the expeditor. You stand between everyone else in their job and you make sure they're doing it in the most efficient way possible. Yeah. And if you're a project job, you get it to Okay, okay, okay. I feel I feel like grubs should work sauce. I would love that. I would love that chef. He would be the saucy a as as they say it is, grub's getting lost in the sauce. Uh. You know what, Jess, Jess as great as like uh to finish things off, so she could be like the Sioux. She could be the Sioux chef. Okay, Dan would be front of the house. You know that. Dan would turn on the charm and if you tell him that he has to act a certain way, he'd do it. He wouldn't be able to describe like the one exactly, you know, Chef Butler Rold, Chef. I love what you've done with the kitchen. I think you've really assigned a lot of like important and practical roles. But I don't think you really thought it all the way through. What about this one? I make Dan dance with the sign outside suggest that that's either that or just or just like make him bite his nails in the corner or something. Just or it's like something that we just can't hurt anybody, you know, I feel like that. Wait, you didn't assign yourself anything. Oh, I'll work the bar. I'll work the bar conversations. I just like flipping things, you know, like I may not catch them or whatever, but like I'll I will have tons of flare. Okay, yeah, nice, good. Yeah, we all take out the trash. That's it's a bonding activity at the end of the night. Yeah, we have an assembly line. Or we could just hire a raccoon. That'd be fun. That'd be like our gimmick, like we put a raccoon in like a little like tuxedo. Yeah, you know, running trash. That'd be cool. Yeah, you know there's the raccoon. That's the raccoon named Joe. Absolutely who knows like ahead of the curve here, because the mask doubles up as like a hairnet as well, It's true, it's true. It's true. So it does contain all of my luscious hair right now. It's exactly almost arguably as luscious as Jeff Grubbs. But the world will never know. This is a way in the kitchen. Don't worry. Look at that man. Yes, I will bartend just like they do in Cowboy Ugly or Coyote Ugly. Sorry. Oh hell yeah, I can't wait to your choreography. Oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm just getting drenched every night. It's it's very unsafe up there. No dimmer than white. Just seem like pouring vodka into everyone's mouth. But I think all of us, as a chef staff should also wear masks as well. Right, sure, Jan, You've got to stop advertising wet t shirt contests if you're only going to enter yourself into it, Jan, you got to stop doing that. Okay, okay, okay. We also don't serve still water. It's all sparkling. Oh no, like Germany. No, no, card that's cool, all right, I'll get them with that. Wow, thanks, chef. I guess you just got to pick the next voice one now, chef, oh star, right, chef. Uh, let's go with themed restaurant memories. This might see this guy might sound familiar. Hi, I have a giant affinity for seed or restaurants like your Planet Hollywood, your hard road, casfees, your rainforest cafe. I even went to Steven Spielberg's Dive, a submarine themed restaurant in Las Vegas. When I was a kid. I was wondering if all of you have any favorite specifics themed restaurants or themed restaurants memories? Yes, thank you calling? Yeah, thank you called caller. I know that is Johnny Rockets. Is that cal? Oh? No? Do yeah? I got nothing else. I don't. I guess I've been to like Planet Hollywood, and I did enjoy myself at a Planet Hollywood. That was I remember seeing like an Arnold Schwarzenegger jacket in a glass two. Like, man, that's that must be important. It's probably like in atlantall now. But but then I was like, wow, that's really he really wore that. Has anyone done the pitch black restaurants where you eat in the complete darkness? No, so I've done that a few Yeah, I've heard I've done that a few times. I think that's probably the wildest themed one I've done before. My friend ate at a slightly dim restaurant in Las Vegas and got very, very anxious and had a lot of issues with that. So, oh yeah, it's it's a terrifying experience because I thought I was eating fish and then they told me later on I was eating pork. Oh well, I'm not quite sure. Yeah, it was my taste buds wouldn't reflect what I was actually eating. Is very odd? Is that like the purpose of it? I feel like I've seen ones where the purpose is to like blind date people as well, Like, what is the purpose of that? I'm not sure. I went with my wife, so we you know, we see each other plenty of times. Sure, I don't know what the I think it's just to hiden the your your senses. You know, you're right, you're hearing, your smell, your taste. It is a very confusing experience though, because you literally they typically will hire blind servers who can navigate the space fairly well oh yeah, and so you essentially have to do the macarena around the whole thing formal line until they bring you to your table, and then they tell you do not leave this table. If you need to leave this table, just shout for someone. Someone will come get you, because I guess the space is so small, right. I liked it. I thought it was great. I thought it was great. I h there was a place in the city I think it's still there. I think there actually might be two of them now. But there's a place in the city called Jacqueline Hides that was you know, like if a restaurant opened up in the Adams family mansion. Oh and you know, definitely not the finest dining experience you'd go to, but the decor is really what you're going there for. And it's basically like you are actually eating on like a movie set. It Like that's how detailed and sort of fun the whole thing is. And there's like, uh, secret compartments everywhere. There's like books on bookshelves that spin the thing around, like really fun, sort of wacky stuff. I really dig that. I'm trying to think if there's anything else that stands out, But yeah, that's my answer. I over the past couple of years have taken quite the turn on restaurant tour slash celebrity chef guy Fiery. Yeah, okay, I think I think everyone has right. Yeah, it turns out he's not a douche. He's like a nice wow he he could be. Yeah, he's a great persona right like y yeah, fair, So it's a great douche. The best, the best douche, Well, you try to do a Guy fiory because it kind of sounded like no, no, no. So my kid does Guy Fiery impressions all the time because we love Guy Fiery. Just talking shit about Dan Reikert. We got to get that time. Well, like you know, he does the same intro every single time on that show. He's driving in the convertible and they just have like a crane like watching him and they don't even there's no way they let him do two takes because it's whatever comes out of his mouth first, that's what they go with ands and he sometimes he like fumbles over and he's just like that's it, and it's like it's just like unintelligible. You don't understand what he'saying. Anyway, it's it's he's the best. Du I bring it up because after becoming a fan of his, I decided, like I need to try his trash can nachos. It was actually very good. I was really surprised. I felt like garbage afterwards, but I was like, I respect him more now. I think he's I mean kind in the flavor town is going to fuck you up. You just have to accept it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I was not the same. I still don't think like maybe his restaurants are, like I think that that's that's like maybe part of like the douchey part, right, Like we're in agreement, like all like celebrity chef restaurants kind of have that vibe. Though that's not just sure. Yeah, of course totally that they're role playing a specific thing every single time. Yeah, right now, I need to know this, Jeff. I feel like this, this is a bold assumption. So if I'm insulting you, I'm very sorry. You seem like the type that's had frosted tips before. Is that true? No, I have no thank you. No. So here there's a funny story about that man that is like a thing that really having that hurled your way is a real fuck. I would have bet that he was right, though. I would have bet. I would have bet. I was looking was scanning the room, and I was like, okay, Jeff's definitely damn holy shit. All right, Well, I had this thing when I was in high school where my hair would change color if it was in this If I was you felt okay, yeah, it were like my I've always had like very light brown hair when I had hair and the front of it would look like I died it. It would just like change color a little bit. And I laughed when you when you brought that up, and we were getting so well, dude, like, I know, this is a great first experience. Jeff. I'm sorry we'll never talk to each other again. I was like, I can't wait to reach you the first one day. That'd be great. Oh all right, well look what we had. I've been reminded, so I didn't eat any food there. I did have a margarita outside and Cleveland drizzle. Jeff Greb, I know you're a big fan of of the Big CF, right. I think the part that bugs me about the good old CF the Cheesecake Factory for those uninitiated, is that I wish it was similar to a Crispy Cream where you see the donuts being made right in the back. Yeah. I wish there was just cheesecakes on conveyor belts. Is yeah, exactly. I don't blame you. The only other possible thing they could do to make that place enticing, though, is exactly what they've done, which is future Egypt like excavated from a spaceship, and that's their styling with and so what they're doing still works. But I agree, I'm a little disappointed there aren't more conveyor belts at cheesecake factory. Absolutely describe that again, what were you saying about? Have you been in a cheesecake factory the last it's been years, the last time I felt like it's like Google image starts it though, but the interior looks like Stargate and like, yeah, like the Stargate Egypt like that style, and then yeah, the Vegas one looks like that too, Yeah, like glyphs on the wall, and yeah, it's so weird. I always the way I always just described as like, oh, it's like if a diner took hgh and like shots kind of what you get, you know, a man. Really, it's like it's like, you know, you're gonna look up and every single corner is gonna have a different giant bird mural on the sea. Yeah. Yeah, I think if you mixed like in Olive Garden with a church, yeah I love that church. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah. We need to find out who's the like art direction person, like who designed the interiors of cheese Factory naka Sonic creator. You must find out. We must find out because then we'll see their other work elsewhere in the world and it'll make perfect sense. It don't be like Michael actually, and he designed this church fifteen hundred years ago, no one ever used it, and now finally one's gonna take it on. Finally, finally, what a beautiful story. All right, I am going to chew expensive tech, expensive tech? What's up? Dumb? First? This is Luke from Michigan. Lately, I've been buying flash cards for all my old consoles. I'll still be able to play all my games and say files and most cartridges inevitably start to die. But when I got my hands and I ever drive from my Genesis, I discovered not only does it support Sega CD games, but it includes software to convert other videos to compatible file types. So the very first thing I did after buying this expensive piece of hardware was download and watch a bunch of YouTube videos I'm my Saga Genesis, including some of yours, just because I could. So my question is, what is the dumbest thing you've ever used in expensive technology? For? Thanks Takare, oh thank you calling. My partner got me a kitchen aid mixer for Christmas one year, and these are pretty like expensive kitchen appliances, right, like it's four to five hundred dollars depending on which one you get. And then what did that calls? Cash man? But yeah, keep going, there we go. And what I proceeded to use it for was just to make mashed potatoes because I didn't want to mash the potatoes myself. Sure, And then she looked at me as like, this is this is what you're using your gift for? Just not baking potatoes. All right, let's save some time. Yeah, I nothing pops off in my head for a personal story, but I want to say, from the years of like two thousand and five to like twenty eighteen, anyone who bought a MacBook was basically buying a two thousand dollars Facebook machine. And that's, you know, more or less like what that was for a very long time, if you like. Uh, I got a Raspberry Pie for my birthday just to basically connect it to the RCA cables in the minivan I have right now, so that I could use it to basically store a bunch of music and then a bunch of old video games that I'm never going to be playing because I'm driving the minivan. That's not not gonna work, but they're there if I need them. I can't think of a dumb use for it. But I bought the valve index and set up a whole room for it, only to move two months later and never unpack it. So it's still it's still a home in a box right now. That's what happens. It's what happens, you know. Yeah, they love they love being in a box. They go back to there, that corner over there, over there. I need to. I know I've brought this up before and how I put it away because it made me sick, but I do need to. It's been two years. I just realized it's been two years since I played that thing, so maybe it's time to break it out. Has anything new come out? It feels like we don't hear a vir anymore? Do you mean hardware wise? I know Quest two came out, which would probably be the more recent headset, but I mean game wise, I feel like we don't hear anything since Half Live Malox, Like nothing really came out. Nothing on that level. No, yeah, there's there's probably a couple hidden gems here, there are nothing on that level. I think R E eights is supposed to come out, and R E four PSVR two is gonna get announced here like the next couple of weeks, probably like like habits, like full Blowout or whatever, and then at that point we'll probably get some like exclusive play station VR games. Until then, now not much blood Borne two, specifically to VR two. Odd choice old move. See how it works? All right? I went to Chat for the next one, and of course Chat chose a sexy Mario. Hell yes, perverts, and now it's time for sexy Mario. Do do do do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do Do do do do do do do It's to me, Yeah, sinnati rule. I did not expect that. Yep. That's why that was so good. Yep. I I don't want to make the Giant bomb community to do anything, but I hope that this caller was butt naked when they called. Yes, yeah, like what is a Buffalo bill or whatever the serial killer from? Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's what I want. Yeah, they got one of those cappies from like the Nintendo store and was just wearing it and they're tucked in yeah, yeah, it can't be so hard. I can see it. I could just visualize that real, real well. And they had like air pods on as they called so for real hands free experience. Just didn't see it coming, didn't see it going that way. I did not think that's what we were going to be discussing for sure. Beautiful, beautiful thing. Thank you caller. It's the beautiful dump truck. All right, we got one more round ahead of us, mister Uno. I don't know how you follow that, but you can try. Let's see here, m let's go with the scary zone, the scary zone a dumpers. It's Melissa from Florida, just listening to you last week's dump truck where you guys are talking about the scare actors in theme parks, you know, fliding on their knees and stuff, and just got really upset, you know about like me. Somebody would scare her and she punched them or vice first. And as a frequent person who goes to har and I just wanted to reassure her that you are not allowed to touch the actors, and the actors are not allowed to touch you. So there is a very gets kind of close, but can't touch, so that's always good. But it did make me wonder. We only see like a lot of movie ips in the house from scare Zone, but what would you think would be a really good video game scare zone or video game house to kind of walk through and get scared at. Thanks for all you do, Dump you eater, dump you later, Thank you. Like the back rooms of Mario Party. Now, let me explain, like you begin a real game Mario Party, happen out there, you are behind the scenes about all the machinery and like the little minions that make the whole thing work, and it's horrifying behind the scenes. And basically it turns out it's been hell all along, and you're in Hell and there's all the demons and the Devil's running the place. So yeah, that's what you do. Sexy Mario, I don't sexy Mario ver. Yeah, yes, as it plays out loud, of course, I don't know how you would do this, But if you could reproduce the pt Hallway and every time I went down it continuously kept doing the same thing, I probably would cry on the fourth loop and just stop right there, because that's one of the only games I've ever been genuinely terrified of so you know, you know what if it was just the hallway each time and it was just like say, of expecting something. Yeah, okay, that's why I'm saying I don't even need to see anything. Once I've seen it four times and gone through the loop, and just it makes no logical sense. I would start freaking out and just stop because I know eventually, maybe not the fifth maybe not the sixth time, maybe not the seventh time, but maybe the eighth time, something is going to come out. I'm not doing it. I can't do it. Yeah, I'm trying to think. I mean that, you know, obviously, I think the PT answer is like the correct answer for this one for sure, just because of how unnerving that entire experience is. What is I know, around Halloween time they do I remember in the city they used to have these interactive you know, exhibits almost where there. They wouldn't call them a haunted house, but they were like way over the top kind of interactive theater haunted houses where you would just they would basically be like, you shouldn't go in here unless you you are just like a different breed of person, like you are going to shit yourself. I want to find something like that that is more maybe psychological. I want to sit yourself. No, I don't want to go I don't want to go into like the shit your your pants house. But I want to go somewhere where like it's truly like this, Yeah, where there were Kurby where I can meet sexy Barrio had a very hard Kurby and a very hard Kurby. Oh man, the PC, the PC has is the answer. I think. I think like a a recreation of some of the areas in Portal would be uh weird way. Yeah, they make good escape rooms for sure. Yeah, definitely definitely. How what's our the consensus on haunted houses here? Love them or love cool? I was a little scared of the most a child, and then like as soon as I was a teenager, I love them and we would, like, you know, we would drive far out to go to all the cool ones and stuff in Columbus and stuff. So yeah, I don't like the ones that are are cheap. So when I say cheap, I just mean like the jump scare kind of stuff like I want to see like you know, I want to walk. I saw a movie yeah like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Chad brings a little bit. Hell yeah, I want to, I actually do want to get lost in a haunted house. Uh. Chad brings up that mea wolf should build a scary experience, and I would be so for that. Yeah, have you guys gone to that? I did the h I think it's Ultramart in Vegas. Yes, that very very in Santa Fe And that was also very cool, very cool. Lived in Denver and never went to the one in Denver and regret it. So, yeah, the one, the Ultramart in Vegas. There's parts of it there are a bit unnerving. Oh yeah, there's also a whole like I only realize this once I've left, But there's a whole card system in rooms that only unlock you figure out there's a card system, so you can have a full different experience than what you've gone into. Uh, if you like, if you haven't read into it and hadn't gonne the codes and start figuring out that you you have to apply for a job or whatever. It's it's very cool Santa Fe one. It's like you walk in, like to the first thing, and it's just a house, like the house from Eternal, like that spooky house. It's that, and then you find different ways to get inside the house and stuff, and then the house inside it has all these different paths. It's basically like they just dimmed it a little bit and they could make it easily be terrified. It would be really scary. There's gotta I wish there were more of them, and I realize it's a huge undertaking to design one of these things. They're they're expanding fast though the fact that they've you know, oh yeah, there's none of them are used, right, there's no there's none here. They'll get out this way eventually. I feel like, you, what do you you categorize that in like interactive theater, like interactive's the art piece? Yeah, installation. Yeah, it's almost like an ergy kind of yeah. Yeah, you get what you want out of it pretty much. That's what I wanted from like sleep no more. But I don't think it really got that. Do you know what that is? The one in Manhattan. It's basically like I've heard about it, but I've never done it. It's basically like Shakespeare, but it's a hotel. This one. Yes, yes, yeah, they'll they will, they will touch you. Well, hey, hey, let's back that up. They touch you and it's not weird, is what happens, Like they emotionally touch you both it's I was in I did it like three times. And there's one part where you're in this like apothecary and there's like a back room and there's a dude performing in there and he literally grabbed a woman who was in the room with us. It was a like seven of us grabbed her, brought her into like a like hidden door and locked like put her in there with it, and they locked it behind them and we couldn't get it, just like what the fuck just happened? So did you like it? I like doing it. I mean I went, you know, three times, so I enjoyed being in there. It's very uh BioShock rapture sort of setting, which is which is fun, and I think that's more. You know, we went during Halloween two, which is which is really cool. Everyone has who you follow too, right, like that's kind of work. So they have like a rolling entrance and uh it starts off on an elevator and there's like an elevator operator who does a performance and then he or she just starts like kicking people out on different floors, like they'll think there's one. So you you you pull cards out of a deck and that decides which group you go with. And if you're with people, you will likely get separated. But that's fun. And you know, the elevator operator will be doing a thing and they'll they'll basically take the person closest to the door, turn them around so that their back is facing everyone else, and they'll like push the person out the front door and that door and the person thinks like, oh, everyone's gonna follow me, and when they turn around, the doors just closed and they just like leave someone there. And yes, it's really fun. It's it's it's it's a cool thing to experience. You could rummage through drawers and you know, tables and all that stuff and really be a part of it. But uh yeah, i'd say overall, I enjoy it. Yes, yes, yeah, okay, it is Jeff Grubs turn to get dirty on the voicemail dump truck. You really have not been pulling your weight. Your hands are completely clean clean, you're dig in callous. Those boys up and let's hear it. Well, then let's go blue collar. That's the only choice we have there. It is all right, the working man. That's right, the working man's voicemail, Hey bomb crew. I'm a nuclear machinist working on sub marines and aircraft carriers, and I've been doing the job so long that I've forgotten what normal white collar jobs are. I was just curious what you were doing right now, and be a blue collar worker, what would you want to do? What kind of machinery would you want to run? Thanks? I love you? Now? Does blue collar mean you have to work in construction or with machinery? Traditionally it's it's it's you know, sort of cat