Voicemail Dump Truck 40

What is going down? My little dumps of various sizes, various shapes, various tones. How are you? This is the voicemail dump truck pulling into your neighborhood right on schedule, even though we're really not obligated to do so. My name is Jeff Packlar with me on the truck. Today. It's the heavy pickup this week. It's the heavy duty pick up. This week. We're talking bulk pick up. It's the two times a year where you can put out all the stuff that you can't just throw away in the track. Stuff like you know, your old chimney that you don't want anymore, or that pizza of and that you couldn't get to work, and it's just like about seventy five pounds of steel. Throw that out. We're gonna pick it up. It's heavy dump week. Yes, Jen, you have a question about these dumps. I have a question of someone that doesn't own a house. Uh, you can throw a chimney away. Oh yeah, it's true. I'm actually in the middle of that time of year where I live twice yearly. Uh. They call it like bulk pick up and you can pretty much throw out anything. Wait, so, like, are you talking chimney, like the brick chimney that's on houses that Santa Claus goes down or is this like a different East Coast chimney. I'm not aware of the chimney that's right, one of the kind. Uh yeah, you could throw out like basically all the bricks that would make up a chimney if you had to. Like so we threw out a by threw it. We threw out a bunch of like one hundred pounds planters and uh wood palettes and old just old shit that we had in the basement. And they bring around a motherfucking tractor with like a big scooper and they just like that thing, picks it up and dumps it into the voicemail dumb truck ladies and gentlemen. Show it is show and guard. Uh seven h seven exit flu is the phone number. We are joined today by Jeff Grubb, Janeo Choa, and Jason a striker gentleman. How are we doing? Fantastic, fantastic good good. I was moving out of my rented home in Colorado and I was like under the impression you had to call them and say, hey, we put a big thing out front, and they would come take it away then and it was free. But I just started putting stuff out and see if like neighbors would take it. And then the garbage truck came and just took so much stuff. It was an entire like street, Like the entire front of my house, The entire part of that street was just covered and stuff. They took everything, and so as they were driving away, I saw them take every I'm like, oh my god. I got out my wallet, tried to find any I got found two or twenty dollar bills and like ran them down and gave him, like, thank you so much for doing all that work. That doesn't seem like you should be doing that much work, but it felt real good. I was very crazy to help. Back in California. We would just have to call up Crayslist and say, hey, there's free bricks, yes outside of our house, come get them, and they would. Because we ended up having to do some of that too, because we didn't get it all out in time for trash Day. But it worked out. I find the bulk pick up stuff like varies drastically, not even just from state to state, but from like town to town. I was telling my mother, Yeah, I was like, I was like, Yo, yeah, it's only twice a year. He's like, it's once a month. For me. What you can throw out a chimney twelve times a year, that's amazing. It's fiscally irresponsible to go through that many chimneys. Clearly some money laundering happening with these channelis at some point it's something weird. I like bricks or something. I don't know. He Okay, to be clear, I am. I have not thrown out of chimney this year, the first this year, this again. Just listen carefully to how I'm just I'm just so excited about point out. I'm believing clues in my responses here, some of them you just gotta let go, Okay, trying to stay out of jail. Jen, Alright, so like you know, I just got check me here on this thing. Okay. So we had we've been living here for about four years now. We bought a mattress when we moved in. We hated it. I hated it very much, And a couple of months ago I went and bought a new mattress. I don't know about you guys. The hardest thing to throw out, maybe aside from like a refrigerator and a chimney is also a mattress, a used mattress because like nobody wants them, everyone's got You're not really supposed to sell them, right is it illegal or okay, come on, we're not not a law abiding program, Like I don't care, don't get right, Yeah, but also how could it be? Yeah, mattress, you sell them and say free mattress comes with it. That's how you do. So here's what I did, right, So you know, first off, king size mattress, getting it down two flights of stairs and then down to the curb is like not a thing you do in a and a half hour. So we bought a like a mattress cover for it because I was like, oh, somebody might just want this, and like I don't want the elements to get to it, so let's just wrap it up. I put a sign in it that says like hey, used, but clean and bug free, which is I guess also a warning sign of like there's bug beds in this. Like but so Stacy went and like threw it also threw it up on some marketplace and was like, hey, free mattress. All you gotta do is pick it up. It was gone in seven minutes. Wow, who is ready to pick up a king size mattress? They came at eleven thirty at night at not all at night. Dude came in, came like a four door sedan and just bungeed it to the top, to the roof of the car. I was like, Wow, it's weird. It's weird what people value like stuff like that. All the stuff I would have thought it would have been hard to give away was was pretty easy. And then my box of like USB cables, where I'm like, man, I value these USB cables. Nobody wanted those. I think, throw them all away. So I had to sell mine and bulk. It's like twenty bucks. The whole thing is there like a secret market or like an industry and used mattresses like like or the copper or something. I think. I don't think like the fact that they were here. So I don't know. I think some people have like rental properties. I think some people have like things are just like them. I know, I know, I know it's not great. Oh it's AIRBMB freaks. Okay, that's what I think. I'm just saying, like like I don't know. Also, who are you to be ready at the drop of a dying to scoop up a king size mattress. I mean it is probably a middleman, right, it's probably someone who is looking for anything they can feel I'm ready to go. Yeah, I don't think that that. Where we live now. My last town it was like a little bit more affluent, and it was like so everyone always gave away everything for free. You get so much for free, and they would it would just be there, you go pick it up here. It's like, if if you have anything, someone's gonna probably gonna be selling it because there's a million of those people who are just like ready to go grab it and flip it. It's like that's it's a whole industry out here or something. Damn. Yeah. Well, a buddy of mine like moved to San Francisco, uh fresh young cam op and then didn't didn't have a mattress for the longest time. This was before our podcast sold mattresses, you know, so we didn't have a fun off no for any of them, that's rush. But he lived in a kind of affluent area if San Francisco, NOI valley for folks interested and saw an old couple getting rid of their mattress, and he felt it after they put it away. It was like us springs are still pretty good. It was according to him, it was a very like small elderly couple, so there probably wasn't a lot of wear and tear on the mattress and he'd be surprised. And then he took it and use it for seven plus years. How long is the mattress supposed to last? You? I think I hear no understanding, right, yeah, something like that. Yeah, but how often do you have to change not change them, but to like flip them as well, like every five years or something. I rotate, so like the one I just got, you rotate every week. It's one side weeks for three months, and then every three months, yeah, every every two it's just for the first three months and then it's something else that I got to read the tag on. So when you rotate it, is it just like a one eighty or is it like a sixty? It's back where it started? Yeah, no, no either ask it if you flip it over, if you pantcake, No no, no, no mattresses flip anymore. I don't think they can do that. But the one you got, I'm sure, because most You're right, most modern ones are just the one sided ones, and you do the one eighty. Yeah, it's like a pillow top or like something like that where it's like, yeah, the bottom of this mattress is not for a human like cushion. It's just, you know, I've been learning so much from everyone here on how to be an adult. Wow, dude, a big deal. Yeah, it's a big deal. I don't think I'm gonna do a king size mattress either though. It's too much space. Oh dude, Oh dude, you say that now? Okay, grub is showing us a pumpkin that literally has eyeballs that moving it. Dude, where did you get that? I don't remember at least see if I have a tag on it? Still friendly? Is it? Can you send me a link? I have I know someone who who wants that right now. Okay, it's someone Shad. I'll bet it's hiding ech boutique and it's got like l e ed eyeballs that actually like move around and stuff. So I'm sure we just got it on sale like Walmart or something. Okay, thank you, thank you very much, thank you caller for that pumpkin. Advice. Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to think of anything else is cooking. Yeah, Jan You'll just be one day, you'll be an adult and you'll sit in the king size mattress and you'll be like, oh wow, I got a lot of great I've been in airbian Bees before with with like a king size mattress. And then like my partner and I have both come to the consensus of like, uh we slept to say a bed right. I didn't feel you or hear you at all. I was like I just rolled all the way over to the other side. Mattresses are something special. They are very important. You just gotta like, you just gotta you just gotta do it. Like when you get the space. I know things you know you tell me like you might have the room there for the kings have the room here. Uh, but you'll get there and it'll change your life and you'll never go back. Don't be afraid to invest in your sleep mattress because it's important. What else do you use? What else do you use more than anything? Chair in your chair? Right? Yeah, they are Marvel cards right, like well folloween crab thing is fifteen hundred dollars. I'm sorry, someone at Chad just posted a link to home depot fifteen point five inch. That can't be right. It's gotta be fifteen point It looks like as tall as this woman. It's gotta be feet yeah, feet, yeah, I think I think it's fifteen point five off the floor. Maybe it's the fifteen point five inches off the floor. A colossal crustacean grand scale giant king Crab statue. My kids like that is the me, But that's the king leap one thousand, four hundred and eighty dollars or a lolo price of two hundred and forty seven dollars. You got to read the first invest review. You're okay? The first review? All right? Do I scroll down and find it? Or is that let's see here? Okay? Best birthday gift is that the one ima. I got this as a birthday present for myself. I enjoy it very much. It scares my friends a lot. I would recommend this to all my family and friend if it's all of my table and such. Just my pet spider crab named Bob. He is very happy with the table as well. Always wanted, always wants to hold the table's hand. Such a cutie, so it's like, dude, I don't understand what the fuck that meant? Yo. I love how how you're freaky and like lovely folks get over Halloween. Yeah, best, it's it's it's very wholesome. I gotta say though, like since we were kids, it was still freaky back then, but it has. It has been pounds catapultic into the world in a way that I don't think anyone was really prepared for. We're like, it's it's just, it's just everything now. It went from just like this is the trigger treating pumpkin holiday to like be the biggest freak you can possibly be for an entire month. Yeah, I love it. It's great, right, That's what I'm working in life. It's like I know it because I've realized I like it. I like it when things are themed anything, and Halloween is like everything gets to be themed as something fun and creepy. So that's I don't know that it's interesting. It like helps punctuate the year in a way. Y'all got a like a scary movie you watch specifically around Halloween time. I am watching It's not scary, but nightmare. Yeah, focused note focus. Yeah, the spooky movies not the not the scary movies. So yeah, I watch Monster Squad as well. Squad. Oh, I know I'm running time to address as Frankenstein and have one of my little girls be the little girl from the movie. But see, I'm gonna make it happen. Hey, you know what movies are actually kind of good? Hotel Transylvania series, Yeah, Tartakovski or whatever they uh, but a movie that I always watch every year and it scares the poop out of me each year. It's a found footage style movie, Hell House LLLC. It's really good. It's really Yeah, I've heard that. Yeah, it's it's like as it like a we work what sounds like sounds like a we work? Well you know kind of thing. I think you told me about this, Jen, Yes, I looked up. I was just looking up clips on TikTok the other day. It's pretty fucked and then I got scared just watching these clips and I know what's gonna happen. Yeah. See see this is like, this is the type of shit that I want to watch with with Stacy. But like this is I think where she draws the line like when we were in college, Blair Witch just came out. Yeah, and that fucked a lot of people up. And I think that was the thing that was like, Okay, there's a new level of scary now that used to not exist. And it's these kinds of movies, I think. But we'll say, maybe maybe we'll get lucky. This year's forty now, so maybe you know what movie was also not bad? A surprise by the New Scream movie. It was not bad. I heard a good thing. So, like, I know, this is becoming an old hat already, but like that is that is the series for her? Like stream, she is the scream freak. She almost air being bead the house, the nev Campbell House cool and was like We're gonna go to California and just be there for And I was just like, are you how do your fucking mind? Like I gotta say no to that. I just gotta say, like maybe one day, but not right now. I don't know. Wow, what a weird really the Pool Quotes just told me the news Scream is directed by one of the members of Link eighty, which was like this old SKA band. Oh cool, that's crazy for real, I will say, really, part of the reason I really like this movie is the song of the plays that the credits it is the most elder emo pop punk song of the world, and like just like layered yelling and it's like, oh I love it. What this duets incredible pop punk? Yeah, okay, I just I can't even that that kind of news, just like smashing the face of stuff. To move on and pivot out of that. Anyway, it's time for some dumps, ladies and gentlemen. I forgot to have this way. Yeah, play it, I love it, grubs ready, he's got his shades on, you know, and record time dusk. Jesus, you gotta make sure look at that you don't get glares. Hang out. Good job, good job, all right, So we'll do about an hour of voicemails, give or take dad. Thing I've ever seen you do growth were that was the magnetic They're magnetic things, the magnetic This is my number one plan to embarrass my children unless they get older. Like, do you know what, dude, those those are fucking cool. It's not the flip ups. Those are cool and and no one would ever know yeah, oh yeah, totally yeah, yeah, but I'm still gonna I'm be doing a lot of the act of that. And then I'm gonna fumble it like I would. Just Yeah, what you gotta do, grub is you gotta like get like a good flip and then just stick your face in it and then as it as it. We'll give it one try, all right, right right off? Grub is no like embarrassing me a little bit somehow some believe truck. You would think driving a dump truck three other grown ass man then would not be embarrassing enough anyway. That is people's jobs back alert to drive a dump truck with other dudes. Yeah, there's no way getting out of that. It is, and we respect them anyway. Jason a striker, help me out here, lead us off. Let's go to cry or centimeter or CEM. I left the space because I couldn't put I didn't want to put the actual word. Let everyone fill in the blanks. Hey, dumpers, It's Alex from Asheville, North In. My girlfriend just said she doesn't like Sam Smith because whenever he sings, he sounds like he's either gonna cry or come so yeah or what artists? Don't you like the voice of all right? Bye, Bob Dylan, Sorry, sorry, sorry, that's all I don't I can't I don't think Bob Dylan has a good singing voice, and I don't like it. I think he's a great songwriter. It's true. Yeah, he's a good songwriter. Yeah, and coming when he's singing. Yeah, Chris, Yeah, I just thought that's where I'm at with that. Did anything? See, I don't know. I feel like I like the wide spectrum of voices we get from every singer on earth. Everyone has a beautiful but no, I don't know. There's some I'm sure I don't like, but nothing comes to mind immediately. I don't think I like Chris Jericho's singing, you know it, don't don't tell him. I'll tell him songs, Cashy songs. You know. I was humming Judas the other day, but then I was like, you know, vocally, Jericho's I did listen to this The Return of Bruno The Bruce Willis CD for the first time ever last week or like two weeks ago. Not the best singer. It wasn't the best singer, not the best singer. So yeah, Bruce willis not the best singer. Very talented man, not the best singer. Smashing Pumpkins is right up there for like annoyance for me, yeahs and recently reignited today in a little trailer yep, I didn't see what the Modern Warfare two teaser trailer I had like vam Pa. If I was gonna guess which song it would have been, it would have one hundred percent and that one was. What would say about William Shatner's talk singing? Why is that? Why is that even being considered? I don't understand that. Hey, some people are good talk singers, you know, like like he's like loungey bullshit that he does, Like like if you like the song where he talks about like uh, you know, he goes to the girl to the store and she's a telling him you're gonna be popular or whatever. I can't remember, Like he like it totally. Its really a song and he's just just talking over it. That's that's the whole bit. And he never tries to even attempt to sing. Yeah, I think the I can't think of one specifically, but it's probably when it is like a movie musical and then they get an actor and actress that doesn't really sing well or suited to singing, to sing in their role. It's like m oh Russell Crowe, Oh my god, miss Bloh that was him, wasn't it. Yeah, No, it wasn't. I think that was him. I think of the same person. Yeah, I think, yeah, that was him. He was Gladiator, right, Yeah, that's him. Okay, yeah that guy. All right, let's move it down the line. Jeff Grubb please big a voice now, Yeah, I want to do a big banana, Big banana. This is also the longest voicemail this week. Oh my god, get a dumpers and excited Australian here because Lucy was I was listening to a previous episode and Lucy was talking about when she went to Australia and paid fifteen dollars for a frozen banana because we were having a banana drought at the time, and completely true story because we did have a banana drought at the time. We have just come out of a lettuce drout. Australia is a fucking weird place anyway, Gotta put a question in here. Do you guys have something to talk about? What's your favorite holiday? Also? I wanted to ask used to live and teach near the Big Banana and it's a theme park. And this is a bad teacher story because for the first time I had made edibles and I'd made them way too strong. We tested them out the night before, and then because it was the end of the year and it was like the last day of school, we were going up to the Big Banana for the kids to have their fun day. This teacher still super duper high from the night before because dosage was all wrong. It was a great day. I guess the question could be, is what is the like, the biggest accident that you've done that in your professional life that hasn't really had any implications. Shot Dan could answer that, love yours, thank you get a dumb Oh my god, any implications? Oh no, I don't know if you want to say that out loud, because have really impacted. My friend got me LSD for my birthday and I was like, I've never had any time to do it. And then he was like, well, I have it, and you're either gonna do it tonight or I'm gonna take it, because he really wanted it, and he was kind of an asshole, and I'm like, okay, I'm taking it. And I had to work an overnight shift at J C. Penny and I would get it. I went there and worked all night and as the and most most of the time, I was just okay. I showed up, I had to have my brother dropped me off, and the old ladies that was working there overnight with me. She was like surprised because I showed up early. And I walked up and then she says, oh, hi, Jeff. She was so happy to see me there early, and I was just like just comes out of my mouth like that. I tried to say hello, and I just couldn't before words, and I'm like and I could hear myself, and I'm like, oh, this is bad, and so I like and you could see like her place completely change. And so I just went into the towel aisles, which was my job, putting towels into like boxes to shift the stores and the wild computer thing. And I did that for like an hour of my eight hour shift, and then I spent the rest of the time like going in the bathroom stall, watching the wall like vibrate it at me, and then trying to get my phone to work, which it probably was working fine, but it took me. It was like the most broken thing ever. And eventually I got off my shrift and I threw it and I never got in trouble for like being on Elles d at work and I just couldn't get home because my brother dropped me off. So I went to Meyer and like sat on a bench until he came and found me. Because my phone broken, I couldn't call him. Your phone broke, Good guys. Trying to think of something I got. I got something that was definitely bad, but I never got in trouble for it. Oh, please share, please share what I think of one. I also think Australian people should always say big banana shortage all the time. There were there were five other Australians that called in about big banana, Big banana shortage. I can't really do an So this is like early two thousands. I was working for this startup website and they had offices in Jersey and there was it was a big like office building and there was like this sort of like control panel area that we all went to, uh to smoke weed during the day, So there was like another it was so we didn't want to smoke like in the office proper, even though we probably could it wouldn't have been a big deal. But we shared the space with like five other businesses that floor. But there was this control panel room you would go and it was probably like a server room and all that stuff, and there was always like this. So we'd get in there, we get stone, talked for like ten minutes, and then get out and there was this really large panel in there that had like yellow and black, uh you know, sort of like decals all over it. It looked like a Ghostbuster's trap, you know unit, do you know what I mean? Like it looked like the containing unit had a big red button on a two and had like what appeared to be some sort of like lever that you could just pull down. And one day I don't know why I did it, but I just, you know, i'd always like fake at We'd always like I, look, I'm gonna do that, and no one ever knew it. I just like took it and I went like that, and all the power and on the floor went out right, so like what I was freaking out I was for I was like, oh my god, what And then I just I just put it back up and everything went back on, and we were like, all right, I don't know if I just turned off the power to the whole building, the office, the floor, I don't know what. So we like ing. As far as you could tell, We've left the control room and just started like walking slowly around the floor, and everyone clearly had just lost power. That was weird. What happened? That was weird. And we got back into things. They're like the site went down for eleven seconds. I was like, yeah, all right, that sucks. When glad it's back. I'm glad it's back. And and there was no deliberate reason that happened. Harmless harmless prank, that's sure. I don't have a work related one, but I'm kind of surprised. This is never blown back up in my face at a birthday party celebrated at the trap house, the coffee shop, frat house pretty much. And you know that that sitcom trope were you and you you're trying to do two dates at once, right, and you're just shifting. I did that there at that party except single, single, young twenties absolute scumbag. Used to be a dirt bag. Yeah, I love it. I used to be. I gotta see him with slick back hair, everybody. I gotta see him. I mean, my hair is already sav me. Slick back. It's there because I invited Mark. I invited my long term X, the person I was kind of talking to, my current partner, another person, and then another person I was talking to who also lived at the house. So don't be like me, everyone, don't don't don't, don't, don't, don't do it. Don't do it, don't do it. Yeah, there was this. Yeah, it turns out we found out that the next day that someone brought a keg to the house and forgot to tell everyone. So there was a fund for a while. Oh all right, no bonus, A special kind of I know exactly the environment you're describing where someone could bring a keg and it could just get lost in the shuffle. That is like a level of a collective dirt magnus that I really appreciate. Jan I'm glad to bring that. Because we all worked at the coffee shop, we all like found a cooler or someone brought a cooler, and we're like, where we going to get all this oyce? Do we show to be by ice? And then it was after hours and we're like, no, we all have keys to the coffee shop. So we just took all the ice from the coffee shop and all the cups and stead of buying party cups. You just took the coffee cups from the shop and just all the ice and just use that for our coolers. It was great. Yep, all right, anymore stories of a shattered pass No, yes, Sorr, We're good, all right? Speaking of shadowed pas, Jan, Yeah, smart Jan, can you choose the next one? Please? Let's go with Huba Stank. Let's maybe not, but Breaking Benjamin is a stupid band name, and also Huba Stink m I think, yeah, it's tough to argue with that. Uh, thank you, caller. I don't know nothing really to add to that. Yeah, it's very insightful though, and I agree there were a ton of those bands in that time period, like Third Days Grace. We're like seven Mary three shit like that. We're just like, what do you guys get my morning jacket. It's a pretty stupid name, but I uh, I love that band. They rule. I think that's better than fucking Huba Stank. Well, everything's better than Hubi Stank. Yes, yeah, my turn true? Uh it is not your turn, syrups. Sorry, yes that's what I thought. I wasn't sure it's my turn. There you go. We're gonna pick Hoodie dot MP three, you know, just pick these like half an hour ago. I don't remember any of them up dumpers. It's James from Indiana here. I was out recently with a new lady friend of mine. We just started seeing each other and it was getting cold out and she said as much, so I offered to lend her my hoodie that I typically keep in the car. It's one of my favorite ladies. But she was cold, so I went it to her and I just realized, you know, this was a couple of weeks ago. I just realized, I'm not getting that hoodie back. Ship am I, m uh, take care of I love you bye. Maybe maybe that spells like good fortune for you. Maybe she knew that she was gonna see you again and that at that point, you know, she'd get the hoodie back. Maybe, or she really really really liked you. Well, this is her whole scheme, hoodie, right, Yeah, this is the whole scheme. It's it's it's just a hoodie collecting, like fiend out there just going on dates, saying they're cold, putting one horror in the back. Yeah she's I mean, it's just a closet full of hoodies, is what I'm I'm just gonna say, like, she just gets home and throws another one on the pile of like four thousand, and she's just like and she just fucking swims in it. She's just like, yeah, duck for hoodies. Yeah, I'll be sick, We'll all be mine, never making like you you first grab. I was just gonna I was listening a story and I was like, actually concerned. I'm like, what about my hoodies? Are they okay? I like, look, actually I looked over im, like, okay, all right, they're good. They're over on my piles. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I regard another garment of like a medium of clothing as as well as I do regard hoodies like an hats. Everything else is like disposable. But no, it's ever borrowing a hat, right, correct? Yeah, thank goodness, Lucy borrowed a hat when she was here. Why does she need a hat? Did you get it back or she got it back back over your hat? Okay? Yeah, that was That was the first time I've lent the hat. I think, yes, can't speaker hat. Can't it was a speaker hat. Before you lend a hoodie out to anyone, whether it's a friend or a potential suitor. Make sure the pockets are empty, because I did that once and my bus pass was in the pocket. Oh man. Yeah, what do we feel about the term lady friend? I've always really liked it, but I wondered if it still stand up to the basque. Right, Yeah, someone says it's my you know, what's with a lady friend? I think it still works. We are not the authority at all, but I am still okay with it. Yeah, but it's just like, yeah, sure, it's better than saying my old lady. Yeah, the old ball in Shane Yeah, you know, yeah, future wife. Okay, what do you use some sort of insurance salesman? What's going on there? It's a good character, you're workshopping. I like it. I like it. I like it a lot. I mean, Jesse tell me husband all the time, so like that's true. Chat was up next, and of course Chat chose Texas Beef tex Beef, Thank you, Jan. Texas is not part of the South. Yes, geographically it is, but nobody cares about that. My wife is, well, she is from New York, from Yonkers, and they think I'm crazy when I said that Texas is not the South, and it's definitely not the South. It's either its own thing or you can call it part of the West, but it is not the South. Thank you. And sure, I guess I need to ask you a question as well. You don't have to just think about it, buddy, What is here your favorite number? All right? Okay? Three? Oh? Wait? Wait, and I'm walking my dog, Meatball, Meatball, Do you want to count a scrub? Yeah? Sure, one, two, three, and then we will go okay, one, two, three, Oh, okay, next time. If I could just take a second with the callers original topic at hand, my dude, if Texas is not part of the South in Texas, then Texas needs to do better fucking pr because everyone thinks Texas is part of the South, I know, except for the people in the South. No, I don't. I don't think you're in the South. What I mean people in the South. Probably it's it's enough to where it's its own fucking conglomerate, it's its own thing. It sounds like the South doesn't want anything to do with Texas. No, it's correct. Yeah, I take more issue by trying to lump Texas with the West Coast or the West yeah, I think too. You have to say wild West, right, you have to like, oh, Texas is the wild West, that's what you have to say. Yeah, you need a cowboy hat. I don't know if Texas is in the South. How come every time I'm there, everyone's got you got your fucking cowboy hat and your fucking cowboy boots. Well that's the Texas thing. Yeah, it's like cowboy adjacent Channa again, you have a cowboy Texas South is like its own things separate from me. I know, I know it is, I know it is. But it's just fun to kind of you know, we're playing here. We're not gonna say anything bad about Texas. I will say every time I've been to Texas, best time. Click, what's that bellow tie? Best tie? I think, yeah, that's a good time. Best time, Okay, easy time. Texas is the Canada of America in terms of its fashion. That's what I would say. Well, I was gonna say, okay, like a lot of d a lot of denim, both in Texas and Canada, a lot of horses, and the cops are on horses. It's all. It's just the same thing. Zat when I thought you were gonna zig there. I like it, same, Jason, Please pick your second voicemail, Sir, what do you think about galaxy tubes? Mm hmm all right, I have something to bring up after this. I feel like we have to make a decision as as a website after this. All right, you go first, after this, Okay, Yo yo yo, three am crew, Tom Philly checking in. I had a wedding in Erie, Pennsylvania last week, and I drove from Philly to Eerie Ticks about six and a half hours or so, so I had had a large backlog of the dump truck. I was listening to you guys kept talking about Goddamn Glizzie's Every f An episode. And I went to bed and I had a dream. And the only thing I remember about the dream is people were calling hot dogs galaxy tubes. Yeah that's all I got, all right, Thank thanks, Hey, guys, love you. That's all right, Okay, Jan I think we gotta we we got we gotta put glyzzies out to pasture. Yeah, I think it's time. I think it's time. Okay, all right, I find some galaxy tubes though. That's cool. Yeah, we gotta do a lot more syllables yea was Lizzie was a thing like a good four years ago. Yeah, not so much at the mall and I was like, and I overheard some kids say g Lizzies, and I'm like, oh no, actually, you know what, we can't take this from them. This is this is I can't say Lizzies. Yeah, okay, all right, just like some relish on that galaxy Yes, I do. It depends on how you look at someone when you're asking if they want a galaxy tube as well, because who knows what other what that means in other communities. Yeah, galaxies even Yeah, we got tread lightly for sure. M hmm. Okay, good to know. Thank you, Calor. Yeah, Jeff Grub, Let's let's get back to this this theme more South beefy bomb friends. This is Neil from North Carolina. I'm just calling the respond to the ding Dong who called in earlier to diss on the South. I just want to quote Andre three thousand here and just say the South got something to say, and that is kiss my grades. Let's face. Oh, very eloquent, very elou my ora. Yeah, oh said ding Dong. That's good. I like that, it's pretty good. I don't know if you know. It's the ultimate form of disrespect in the South, is that someone calls you a ding dong. I have a question, and I don't know if this is something I may get canceled for asking, is will be worth it is calling someone a jamok something really bad. It sounds like it sounds like something someone in Brooklyn would say, What is jamoic on the street? Yeah, this is me just curiosity here. This is never asking. You know, do you want to start it or don't know? Maybe we just start calling people dongless? Well, so it's all see, there's good good. So there is a definition in Webster's Dictionary okay for jamoke? For jamoke, how did you sell uh? Just second j A m O k E. The first one the most h but it's something in a jamoka shakes but you keeping queas at the end. I don't know. So the first the first definition is an old fashioned slang for coffee. She's seemingly appropriate that jam came to the table with jamok uh. The second slang definition isn't as I think the one we were going for is an ordinary, unimpressive person because like, okay, I love it now, I love it so much. I just hope it isn't like a slur in any other part of the world. Do they define straight up slurs in Webster's dictionary. I hope you're trying about to find out. I'm just asking. I hope there's like an asterisk or something if something is considered a slur, like don't say this in prison company. Yeah, yeah, like trying to find the etymology test. Yeah, I'm trying to find the etymology and like, well, I'm gettingfensive slang if it's offensive slang according to NAS and chats, So I don't know about that, But I'm also not gonna go see that for myself. I ain't gonna have that in my search history. So the more I think about, the more I feel like I've heard it, I mean, jamoka shake, but I have not heard well, I've heard it in the pejorative said it sounded more familiar the way you said it, Like look at this jamoke like in New York. That sounded familiar. Yeah, who's driving what kind of a jamok's driving this? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah, all right, never mind screwed it up man language, all right, uh, Jen, Once you get yourself out of that and pick another voicemail. Right, let's what's a shorty, Let's go We're in I don't remember this, Hey dumpers, Michelle from Illinois. Here, uh, show proposition for you. Instead of the weekly fall into the pit of how does Dan not know about this? In his life? You have a new show called Where in Life is Right? Kert Dan diego? All right, love you bye, Wow, Brava, Brava. You're very good. He's been in different positions in life, Like I've known him a very very long time and have seen him go through a bunch of different phases, a lot of which I'm not able to talk about, but very he's been. He's been dumber and other timelines, for sure, but in more recent ones he's been he's been growing up a bit. He's appreciating life a little bit more scary. Yeah, Like, yeah, he's he's growing up. But there have definitely been times when you wonder about the boy. It's true, all would you would you still sell a twenty year old used mattress? Because I believe on an episode of the bomb Cast he brought up that he would or he did, in fact, try to sell a mattress of face that he had for twenty years and he did not sound an issue with that. Yeah, but it sounds right. And I asked him, I'm like, listen, yes or no? Would you still do it? So we'll see where he's at. There's the kind of guy who would like eat a like a like a some sort of snack that was like uncovered in an attic somewhere and just be like it's fine, you know, like if it's still in the rapper, he'd just be like, like, what's wrong with it? He's afraid of like food that he's not not sure about, right, that's like things? So no, no, no, okay, let's talk about the hot dogs in the in the shoe box, right, okay, okay, okay, that's familiar looking food. He's not afraid of it no matter what. Okay, fair Isn't that the name of the next book? That's a Mitch album one? Right, it's a Mitch album book. I think, yeah, that's awesome. All right? Man? Do you I feel like if I asked Dan to do a blind taste test of Twittsie Rolls, he wouldn't do it. I don't know why. I feel like I feel like, for some reason, a blind taste test to Dan, he would not do. He'd be like, you're gonna put a turn in there or something like that. But he's done that, like on his streams and stuff, like he's tried pickles, which which was a big deal deal, but that was a big deal to him. Yeah, like he's he's he's come about a little bit, a little bit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm sorry, fart asked. The chat just really nailed it. He's afraid of normal foods, then eventually eats them and likes them, then conveniently forgets that he liked them, and then it's disgusted by them again. And that's just that's the He's just the goldfish, you know, like he's just the goldfish in this big old bowl we call earth that he uh oh my god. We uh we went to the same park at one point and it was a water ride and I took off my hat. That's at some point and he's like, oh, wow, I've never seen you with your hat on our head off and I'm like, dude, you've never seen me with a hat on before until this day. Are you fucking serious? And he's like, oh, okay, every sure with you two in it, you have haven't had a hat until that had a hat. Yep, that's so good. Yeah, that's there's always That's the thing. The thing about him is that you never there's never like it's always a surprise. You're always surprised. It's like, oh, there's this is the next you've unlocked, the next level of me being uh, you know, blown over at something you've done. Right. He's the most unobservant person ever. But the thing I love is that Dan just completely owns up to all of it, while like the rest of society a little shameful for like, oh, I've never loved this, I've never seen Yeah, yeah, totally super bright enough about yeah, yeah, screw him, he's not here. Let's let's get on with yeah, screwy. Okay, my turn. I'm gonna choose eggs. Always choose eggs, Hey Daves and Sheffield. So, after last week's eggscellent eggstravaganza, how about a film and forties where Done is watching the Great British Bake Off and trying to fathom how all the raw ingredients turn into what they do and just how much butter and eggs get you used for this? See you, I never knew that's what flour was for it's like, just when we thought we were gonna get away, we get sucked back into the Danni verse. It's a it's a good idea put to put a baking show in front of him and ask him what what he thinks each thing does and what would happen if you took it away. Now I don't know the answer to that stuff. I'm also very stupid about these things, but I would I would like still like to see him just try to guess you say that You're like, oh, I'm so stupid, but like you'd put it together. You'd eventually deduce and use reasoning and logic, and you would explain it to me once and I would be like, okay, yeah, yeah, and he would feel like, well, does Dan not like butter? Is that what the color was also alluding to? Well, he there was a moment in his life where like he's like, I didn't realize you could put butter on bread or something like that. Like it's just like insane shit realized he didn't realize, Like it was he in everything, and like I just can't. Every time I go down that road, I my vision narrows and I get a ringing in my ears. Thank you. Yes. I went to chat for the next one and Chat chose, uh Gilmore Girls. Why everyone justin from Pa again? I wanted to call back. Just picked up dinner, looking forward to some cheese steaks with some Grandma Potato chips for my East Coasters chef. I wonder if you ever had them. They're delicious if you have not, So going back home and I'm just I'm just hoping I see someone who's got like a pumper sick or that's a license plate that says put boy. That would be great. But jam, are we ever going to get a Gilmore Girls podcast? Bro? Come on, I'm about to. I'm honestly gonna throw Gilmore Girls on. I think when I get home, my wife's doing her college work. I'm gonna throw that on. She's gonna watch murder shows and be fantastic. And if you get a cohost, man like, I'm just diving into it, really getting into the into the show, into stars hollow game. So if anyone let me know you got my number. Much love everybody, But how can I convince voice actor Matt Shipman, who I've told we're going to do a podcast about common writer to suddenly pivot to Gilmour Girls without him the truth. You're gonna do it, we have to do it. You signed a contract. Jan, Poor Matt, Poor Matt. Jan, did you say common writer like a common writer? Not? Well so. I think movement writer is a playoff of common writer. I believe ye not not c O mm o N yeah am A m yeah got it. And then there's a band called actually yeah uh okay, wow, yes, but that is the same common writer that I've had a run in with uh lately, m right decree. He is a loser, the worst hero, great show, Amy Palladino, Uh, I don't know. It's Milo Ventimiglia, isn't it. He's really good. Rory's overall, I'm gonna say Gilmore Girls is a great show. I think it's up there in like sitcom. It's not sitcom, but like family TV show. Yeah, but I'll say Rory not our own Matthew Rory. But Rory of Gilmore Girls has the worst character arc ever for anyone, and is so disappointing when you take a step back and look at it. She should have just wound up with Jess from the get go. You know, It's just I don't get it. I don't get it, Laura. I also not making the best decisions. Is that why you watch Mazel because of the pedigree? No, No, I watched Mazel because I just like to learn about the socio economical history of of h New York in through the documentary documentary Yes, yes, okay, okay cool. And then when I watched Marvelous ms masl I was like, this is the same exact show, but a little bit better. But everyone talks so damn fast. Yeah, for sure, you think this caller is gonna call in like three or four more times just because Pennsylvania is so goddamn long. He's gonna be on the road for like several days. That is the worst. I hate it, Like Kansas is the worst. But yeah it's yeah, He's like, yeah from Phil, Yeah exactly. You know what here we get enough out of my mutuals. Who would like to do a one off okay, Gilmore Girl, one off the entire breadth of Gilmore Girl. Yeah, it's gonna be a one episode, but like eight hour episode. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah. I mean I'm gonna have to block out this day with whoever. Uh no, not my circle. There's no people in my circle. There you go. All right, we'll see it's gonna be like the weirdest grouping of like games media people. Perhaps all right, wish I could join you on that journey, but simply I cannot. Jason A Striker, please choose your last voicemail of the show. Oh last one? Okay, all right? How about minion adjacent? Oh? You criminal? I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. The first person to immediately respond Alex bonn Yellow. Oh boy, I would have guessed yes, all right. Video to Jason Boniello. Hey, guys, this is Tyler from North Carolina. I just wanted to ask quick questions. I was watching the new voicemail Dump Truck Newish and you were talking about minions. Why are minions and rabbits essentially the same thing? Like a big reason why I haven't played Mario plus Rabbits is because I literally cannot disassociate them in my mind. I ne us, I forget They're not the same thing? Are I mean? Are they really the same thing? So I actually really should have to play Mario plus Rabbits? All right? Thank you? By Hey guys, this is that they are the same thing. I think rabbits are just minions in disguise. Yes, in terms of like they came before the minions, Like, rabbits have been around for longer than those millions movies. So uh, that's where you go. You say they were the originals, you give them credit, but like, yeah, Pickman, rabbits, minions are all kind of in the same sort of general range. They just kind of like slightly wow. Yeah, if you watched the pick with shorts Pickman in there, No, that's I think. Yeah, I get that they're typically like the high class ones. Of course, I mean, come on their class, yes, exactly. Okay, would you put ewoks in like the same category then oh gross, Oh they're like tough because they're related. They're like cousins. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's cute girl things that there's a lot of. Yeah they talk, Yeah, they talk in a language you don't understand. Yeah, they like help out people or I guess the rabbits don't, or like the ammunions do though that's their whole thing. So yeah, yeah, I guess the rabbits do. So, yeah, they worship it's all. Okay, So I guess that's where they're adjacent to Pickman. Then okay, that's where you get the Pickman lineage. They're just blindly following a thing, right, yeah, yeah, right, yeah, and you could like pick them up and throw them at a giant thing. It's definitely gonna kill them, but gladly, yeah, gladly sacrifice themselves. They're just lemmings basically. Yeah, Okay, are someone soy Bob in chat? Are gremlins on this scale as well? I don't think so. No, there have their own personalities, so I think, yeah, well what about when they're in like little mob physiology as well, Like some of them are like variety, like they're salad gremlins, ver gremlins. There's oh my god, there's so many. Yeah, they're there. They are just straight up monsters, which is a different thing, but that call definitely check out Mario plus Rabbits. It's a good game. Yeah, you're gonna like it. Yeah, I watch the watch a Rabbits or watch a min Okay, let's say watch a Minion's cartoon. Don't watch the Rabbits cartoon on from Nickelodeon. Uh. It's like, oh yeah, it's just slapstick comedy. It's just three stooges for kids, and I think they might help like reframe them for you. Yeah. Yeah. Also, if you find an arcade, there is a shooting game where you just shoot plungers at rabbits so you can work out that aggression there. Yeah, there you go, take care of it. You know, I don't I don't mind a good Minion. I've I've had to watch enough Minion stuff that I don't hate them. That first movie. You know, the soundtracks to the Minion movies are legitimately really good. Okay, yeah, okay, they're five have do you have CDs or what do you like? Were just like listening the Spotify play Sorry, CDD, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it, s shit, hey CD? Right, okay, sorry, sorry, I'll stop. I'll stop after today, no more. Yeah, okay, rubbing your hands ready to strike? Okay, okay, alright, alright, alright, uh, Jeff Grub, time for you to pick your last one. Yes, let's do chores, hey, dumb First, I want to know what even should be the next household chore that they make a simulator game out of. I think I would like to see a vacuum simulator. Oh, which sounds dirty now that they out loud, but for me, there's something very satisfying about vacuuming rug and I would like to see how that translates to gameplay. Let me know all your thoughts. Thank you, bye, Thank you, caller. What a familiar, comforting voice you have, caller. I feel like, yeah, there's something about your yeah, something about that voice that it sounds very familiar to me. Oh, I promise you that person, says Mario for sure. Call back calls good news. Uh, there's a room bust simulator already out there, so you could just be a room but vacuum. Now it might not be exactly what you mean, but it's vacuuming up a rug and stuff. Yeah, you just play as a little room boy going on a room. It'd be cool to like mow the law, mow the outfields of like baseball stadiums. Oh, that actually be really cool. There's that Yeah, yeah, those lines, Yes, that would be fantastic. And like you have to draw the logo in the in the in center field, like I'd be into that. I don't know how they do chefs, yes, right, those are the crop circles of the MLB. You know, how do they do that? And they do? I don't know, I would don't know later a brick layer simulator, you know, I feel like it'd be very calming. You know, you don't think that's mindless in a way that like even somehow power washing simulator is not. You know, you got you gotta wait for like the cement to you only have a certain grace period before you start breaking that point. It's just Zamboni simulator this, you know, like, what are we doing? I don't know, just you can probably just do general house maintenance, right like you taking care of the hornet's nest, you know, doing uh we have powerwashing the driveway, things like that. Gets that power washing simulator. But like snake in your basement, you know, you get out of the snake in your basement exactly, Yes, from in the trees, from the hedge, that sort of stuff. How about a disgusting bathroom cleaning simulator. You know, I think someone will you bring like a black light in there just to find out world, Yes, station in the bathroom cleaner? Oh god, oh health respector simulator. Uh oh yes, I would like that. Yeah, that'd be cool. I keep thinking of that episode of the Bear with the health inspector coming in. That's awesome, I'd be all right cool, all right, Well, we got a lot in the in the works here contact installation simulator real quick, you hate people know, that's actually real good, connecting the wires across the like. Yeah, the crawl space, you know, secret like a secret like scary game where you just played out. It's just a simulator, but then you go in the crawl space and then there's like a witch down there or something that that would actually be really sick. Like we are not that far away from that and that being like another darling, the critical darling of of its time, right, Yes, the secret. Yeah, the story they told their unbelievable what was that family up to? I love it is that I watched that movie. I haven't seen that movie since I was a kid. Cable guy, Yeah, cable guys. It's a classic. Yes, it's a great. Oh shit, I hated it when I watched it. Yeah. I can understand me too. I get I get not liking it the first time because it's not what you expect. It's different for in that movie come about at a time where like everyone was like he spent toura seven, here we go, like I can't wait, And it was Yeah, it zigged when everyone thought it was zag and people were really down on it when it came out, and then you know, you watched it five years later and you're like, he's a good actor. Yeah, he did a really good job. Yeah. Yo, this is like a heavy hitter of a cast here yet. Jim Carrey, Matt Matthew broader Man, Jack Black, Yeah, Ben Stiller, directed by Ben Stiller. Wow, and he plays the cameo of like the twin murdering brothers that they're like peppering in on TVs throughout the story. Yeah, that's yes, the reference to the what was the Shava's brothers or the Yeah, I feel like movies used to do that. They don't. I don't know if that's a trope that movies use anymore. Like occasionally it's a good plot device, but there's always like some strange there's too much news like to like make that same sort of joke these days, because you could, like you would make reference to something in the news and it would be so old by the time the new movie came out. And and that's my point, right, like the news cycle so fast now that like something like that would not be paid attention to. For the entirety of a film exactly. Like yeah, like in those movies, it was the thing the entire world was hooked on for like fifteen days. Yeah, that's interesting. Sign of the time. Real quick update. I asked Dan Record if he would once against sell a twenty year old mattress on Craigslist or whatever that he slept on. He says, God, no, so have some growth, everybody, we have some. I thought. He was like, why you want to buy it in the market. You're in the market, you're looking for Okay, I will choose saddest advertisement. Hey, dumpers, this is Jesse from Seattle. A couple of weeks ago, I went to visit some friends from Philly and we ended up spending the weekend on the Jersey Shore. I've never been to Atlantic City before, so maybe take me over to Atlantic City. And we were walking down the boardwalk and I saw a billboard advertising the world's largest whippit. And they didn't call it that exactly for obvious reasons, but that's what it was. It was the world's largest whip it and it had a relatively clever name, which I'm not going to share here, but got me thinking, what is the saddest advertisement you have ever seen, thanks by whip it as in like the thing where you I'm assuming that's what they meant, like you hold the thing upside down the whip cream, yeah, and you just get out. But they're not talking about that. They're talking about a dog. Oh what Okay, That's why I'm confused. I'm lost, can you I'm assuming, uh, they're talking about the breed of dog, the whipp it. Oh. I was under the assumption they were talking about the substance. Right, Why would they need to name cartridges? Yeah, because he said that it wasn't actually called a whipp it, that it had some other name, like masked name. So why wouldn't they just if it was the dog, right, they just say large world's largest whippit. I don't know. Now I'm very confused. And then why would you advertise the world's largest whip it? Right, m because that's just illegal across the board, right, Well, I don't know if it's canceled they sell it, yeah, but you can like and what and like what is that? I don't understand. How is it the largest one? Like? What is that? Okay, we're not gonna get it. Berett into the show. But if anyone wants to send us a picture of the billboard he is looking at, we will readdress this on next week. Stuff. We need to follow up on this fall We need to follow look, we are you're also confused. This is also coming from Atlantic City, which, right, is a fucking cursed town, right, this this could have been he could have been like the only person to ever see this billboard. He could have fallen into a different dimension. Who knows. I just got to say, a cursed town like you could not believe. So who knows? Who knows? Maybe we'll look it up and see. I don't understand. Is it whipp its nitrous ox side or is it whipp it's the dog from the Simpsons, Right, that's the Is that a whipp it? Oh yeah, that's right, basically a greyhound kind of thing. Yeah, similar. I believe it's related to the greyhound. Yes, okay, okay, the more you know, the more you know. I flow. I didn't think we'd go down that one, but that was what the question was. The Santas advertisement. And you've ever seen sure, uh wings at a strip club? Sure? Yeah, A lot of strip clubs in the South here have been advertising and are famous for uh their their wings selection. And I just find that, like that's just like a level. Yeah yeah, I agree, that sounds pretty sad. Yeah, like having a strip club. Yeah yeah, I'm looking to be drawn of my of my like good essence at a strip I don't want to be like, oh, give me sustenance, yeah, feeding myself. Uh women, Yes, that's a very good eating at a strip club. Though. I remember there was one place in Manhattan that was like known for its steak and people would go blake weird. I just can't imagine going into a strip of them being like you're like what it's on? You know, like, what's the specials tonight? Oh that's too that's cool, but I'm starving. I guess a very millennial take of all of us, like this isn't like everyone beforeces like whatever fuck you got kids, just go eat at a strict club. But I'm like, no, man, dude, not the place to eat. Yeah, I agree, done it? Have you eaten? What have you eaten? Your favorite thing on the menu? The cheesecake factories. There's there's one near the office there. We go, okay, and it's like fried chicken. It's it's really good. All right, you know, so well you don't expect to eat, you get hungry and the fried chickens good, sure, go for it. It's just just get the fried chicken. That's it's it's good. You know, just crossed that off the bucket list. Fair enough. I'll get the address from your yeah, yeah, oh hey, you know Game of the Years coming up? Forget going to the Chucky Cheese, you know, yeah, oh yeah, see Jason knows what I'm talking about. Thank you, Jason. The saddest advertisements that I can think of off the top of my head are always like the little tiny marquee outside of like the most busted ass motel where it says something like now with water and every or something like that, where you're just like what, you know, like it's just something so sad, like batteries and all the remotes we promise shit like that, you know, Color TV. Whenever it's his Color TV. I'm like, oh no, oh no, things of the infrastructure here has not been updated in quite some time. Yeah, what is wrong? Where where'd we go wrong? All right? Anymore? No? No, no, sad ad sad ads all went to chat for the last one. They chose one that's super short. And then also I'll do too, We'll do wrong number first, Okay, Hi, listen to really talk about minions. Wait, fuck god, damn it wrong number. Hi listen, really good, Thank you caller, thank you caller. Uh and then sponsored by was the last one of the day, ladies and gentlemen. So do you all think that, like the Nintendo direct was like sponsored by Farmer's