Voicemail Dump Truck · March 9, 2023 · 1 hr 21 min
Voicemail Dump Truck 59
Gifs vs. Jifs, proper adult activity etiquette, and even more hot topics get covered in today's dump truck!
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Oh oh ye am, my little dump baronies. What's going on, ladies and gentlemen. That's right, it's the triumphant return of the voicemail dumb truck. My name is Jeff Backlar. It is Thursday, March ninth, twenty twenty three. I am joined by three lovely and talented guests hosts today. Mister Dan Rykert, how are you never been better? How are you excellent? Excellent? To hear? Loose James, I wish I was standing. You guys have a real commanding thing going on, and I'm sick it. You don't wait, dand when you dump, I don't understand no, because gravity has foiled me in the past. Fair enough, Tamore, who's saying, how are you? Sir? I have known people who stand and shit and I don't understand it. That don't understand it? Not straight up no, like but yeah, like a squad is fine, but you can't stand up otherwise it's just not even get out of the cheeks zone there. That's a fair way to do it, A fair way to do it. Before we get going on the day's dumps or the week's dumps, rather two weeks of dumps. Unfortunately, weren't able to do a show last week. I want to shout out Jeff Grubb, who is dumping behind the scenes today in place of jan who's still out under the weather. Thank you so much. Big shout out to Jeff Grubb for problem to get the dump. Appreciate it. Appreciate that. It seems like someone's screaming in your That's just normal behavior over here. I'm gonna meet myself fair enough. How's everybody doing? What is shaking? Can I give you an update on my dog? Please? Yeah? Oh wait, he's fine. I mean I think he's real old. Uh he's like fourteen, Marty, Marty, Yeah, Marty, you know it's it's He's okay everyone, He's okay. I don't want to freak anyone out. He's fine. He's very he's getting up there. He's in good shape for the most part. We switched vets recently, and it seems like it was for the better because the new vet like sat us down and they were like, your dog's in really good shape. He's an old dog, but he's in pretty good shape. We just have to do something. And I was like, what do you what do you gotta do? They're like we gotta take out like a lot of his teeth. And I was like, oh, what's that, okay? And they're like, yeah, sometimes dogs make it this late in life, like all their teeth kind of go to shit. Yeah, And I was like, oh, okay, that seems all right. So on Tuesday he had they do they like put him to sleep, they like knock him out, kick out teeth. And it's crazy because Stez comes home with Marty, who, like, by the way, like a dog coming out of anesthesia is hilarious because he's all goofy, like you could tell like he wants to say, like I'm high, but he can't. It's pretty great. But he's fine. He's in good spirits. Nothing really phases him. But Stacy comes home. She's got two medicine bottles and she's like, we gotta give him one of these every night for like two days. I'm like, yeah, it's probably like painting. Yeah, I go, what's the other one? She goes, this is all his teeth. Oh, why do you want those those to turn those into a bracelet? What are you doing? Do you like plant them in the backyard? What do you do with him? And new Monty's grow out of him. That's the plan. I've dozen new dogs. Like what kind of psycho does that? Like are you are you trying to be some sort of villain? Like what is the deal? She's like, I don't know. I just I was compelled to take them. And I'm like, so did you have to like ask like like what she goes? Actually no, the doctor asked me if I wanted them, because he had already put them in a little bottle, and he was sort of just like he was just like, hey, I got these if he wanted. If you don't tell him, I'm gonna put him into my pile at home, so you better take him. Uh anyway, smell dude, I didn't fucking sniff the teeth. Do you take a smell? Take a whiff? There's no because you're probably like fucking rotten. No, I'm not going to get the teeth. Go get the teeth, smell him, stop it. Why do you smell this behavior the teeth? Smell the teeth maybe next week. Apparently we're holding on to them for a while. Cool until you smell him, Lucy, I cannot begin to explain like why, like what Compeller would be like sure, yeah, though that will come home with me and the dog and the medicine bring home the teeth. I don't know, just like I don't know why everyone also wants me to smell the teeth and chat. It's very upsetting this work. We're curious. It's a curious bunch here. They probably smell like you ever get like a tonsil stone? No, I don't have tonsiles. Oh you got yours out? Uh huh. They're like these little like thinky nuggets that you can get in your that come out of your consoles. I've seen, I've seen, you know, you know how everyone knows in the chat what they are, you know, because you know how I'm gross and I watch spot removal videos. I have to your videos and it's busy like, oh yeah, don't talk to you about Sandra. Right, I'm not talking shit about Sandra. I'm just saying, like freaks breaks and recognized freaks Like that's just like a thing. Like a lot of people in chat are now just realizing what those things in their and their tonsils are. So wait, hang on, I assumed everyone had. If you have tonsiles, does it just feel like two meat balls in your throat all the time? Uh? No, it doesn't you swallow as much smaller. I'm gonna make fun of you. It doesn't, yes, swallowing through the aisle? Do you really think? Wait, when did you get your tonsils out? Like when I was, like, when you're a little little little kid. Oh so they were What was the reason? Well, like, do you do? You know? I just thought everyone did it when they were a kid. You all have tonsils. I have my tonsils. Doesn't okay, I've never had to. Stacy used to get consilitis chronically. She would give it to me. She got hers out, you could yeahs she she would get she got those them out and I never got it again. Damn. Two things I took firstly, first thing, Joan has created a document which is Dump Truck episode title and it's open to everyone and it is absolute chaositt in there right now. I'm sorry. In there, Jan, someone's written Jan is great. But Jan is in like forty nine point point font smell. The teeth is in there. We've got like poop butts are Jan is the best dis guy. There's poems in there. I am a huge fan of this. Oh yeah, where's can I go? Chad? Yeah? James posted it. Yeah, oh this is neat, It's cool. Just dude, I after yesterday, what's going on here? Yeah, I'm like I fear this kind of public ability now, especially after yesterday. I mean, Lucy, like we went we went to the we went to a mall and we were walking by one of these malls and they were just like on the back of on the outside, very public areas outside of a tea shop. There's an iPad there, which presumably is to like make orders. Someone had access the browser and I was walking past and I just went, oh my god, just the most hardcore porn you can see. Holy shit there was. There was just the image of a lady just completely open, just completely and like I was in this situation where I was like we we all stopped frozen last for ages and then I was like I'm gonna I'm gonna go and take that, like I'm going to close that. And then as I started to move towards it, people emerge and I was like, no, if I got close that they're gonna see me as I'm closing it and think that. I was like, I'm late. I left it, so I don't know what's going on there. You made the right choice, Yeah, so it was I fear public ability to collaborate now. And the other thing was this document is hardcore Jensen, just long now already. Yeah, there's a picture of young Jeff back Lauren. Then oh on every all wait, hang on, this mic is a Jedi coffee plasters. Okay, listen, there's seventy four pages off. There are pros and cons for watching this show live. Okay, this is one of those pros. Twitch that TV slash giant Bob. That's how you watch the voicemail dump Truck live. Jeff so many, I can't stop it. We've lost the thread. It's out of our control. Now it's the Internet's monster anals stuff. Anyway, I'm gonna close that because I can't. I just can't look at it anymore. And no one has ever looked more like a youth pastor than you do in this Yeah yeah, back Lauren took two of the first ones I saw. You also look like the substitute teacher, the cool substitute teacher that comes in when your actual English teacher is a way. He looks like he does roll plays on TikTok, and this is his Like I was ahead of my time. What I'm trying to think what year this is. This is probably two thousand and eight, So what are you there? Like forty one? No, hold on, it's a really good joke. But I'm thank you, thank you. I'm like twenty six, maybe twenty five. I still got that hair. Uh listen, let's fucking do some voicemails. What do you say? Sure? Yeah, all right, Lucy. We all we all drew numbers before the show. Yours came up first. You have the honors mousehole please mm hmm hey jump mother tuckers h question? What can you eat the most of? Like? I'm pretty sure I could sit down and just eat a thousand James Coney Island cheese Cony's, like just never stopped eating them. I don't know what it is about them, but I can just keep shoving them in my dumb mouthful. So that's my question. What can you eat the most of? Five? Love you? I love you too? Salt collar? What salt like? Individual? In terms is just number a quantity salt. Who wants to take this? Who wants such a You can just say salt, I think such a I guess he's I think a number of things, like yeah, he's going for like I've eaten the most things because the grains of salt, Like in one spoonfold you could have like five hundred full salt instead of sugar. Yeah yeah, Like, are you trying to feel like I've even salt? Straight up? I haven't eaten sugar straight up. So I guess I went to salt first. That is wild. I feel like salt makes you like you take a spoonful salt, you stop feeling sick. But here's the thing you can shovel. I'm sure I eat stuff with sugar in it a lot, but I I see salt like I I put salt on so many things, and I see the salt go on. I don't think I've ever seen sugar. Sugar doesn't go on top of your food, so you don't see it. So it's just this mysterious thing that unless you like do some science to your food, you're not going to know. Sugar isn't it? So salt, I see it. I know it's there, so I think about eating salt. I'm sure I eat sugar all the time, I just don't know it. I'm stopping this. This is not the answer. This is not the answer we're looking for. Okay, the answer should have been like chedder bay biscuits or something. Okay, the answer, okay, you eat more tender bay biscuits than I can eat salts. But what does that even fucking mean? Dude, numbers, it's math. No that bat bat answer, no points, uh lucy? What can you eat the most of pudding? So over here, what's the how about this? What's the grossest thing you can eat a lot of? Oh that's why I said, well, no, because you can. You can have y pudding with gravy ice cream with syrup because it's just pancake batter and it's sometimes got a Dutch baby over here. Oh yeah, I know what that is. Yeah, you can have it savor, you can have it sweet. So I could do all that grossest thing. I could eat the most of salton benting a crisp kit cat sandwiches. Good, that sounds that sounds sick. I want. Yeah, that's obviously good. Salt and sweet. It's like the perfect combination, Like, come on, it's definitely great. That sounds great, that's not gross. Thank you for saying that. I'm going to try that. You gotta get my hands on some kit cats. Yeah. The grossest thing that I can eat, I guess, but it's also delicious to me? Is rice pudding? I fucking love rice pudding. I know Jam loves rice pudding. I know he's probably in bed right now just being like, yeah, dog fucking rice pudding. Doesn't that have little specks in it? Like it's it's got right, right? Yeah, it's got rice. Yeah that's the sex. Yeah turn that kind of weirds me now, but I'm sure it tastes fine. Done. What Yorkshire pudding? Yeah, chat, I'm getting you a recipe. It's basically like the pudding form of the peppermint patties, no wrong, ever patties. It's like that, but liquid pudding form. I don't I don't understand what that means. Pepper pudding form, not that typed in peppermint, the peanuts, peanuts, okay, so the okay, yeah, no, it's absolutely not that at all. Peppermin patty is like mint filling covered in chocolate. Yeah. Yeah, I figured it was like those flavors. And I'm sure pudding is like batter it could you make it's like that? Yeah, I don't explain batter. Sorry, not a joke. I don't really know what eggs? Everything's eggs. Okay, battery is a yeah, it's a battery is like a combination of ingredients that you put together that basically becomes a liquid thing that you can then bake into something else. So like it's the it's the fundamental building block of most of the cakes and biscuits that you Yeah, is it like a when you drink like a suicide when you take the Fountain drink? And every time he says something, it's a different. The problem with Dan is like he also juices words that are not when you drink suicide? What that suicide? When you get the Fountain drink, when you get the cokeprit, the high Sea, all that stuff and the same thing. It's like a bunch of different things forming another liquid. Is that what you're not? Don't like what you're described you You're just fine, Okay. Baking batter is not so to Roulette. It's they're they're not the same thing. Do you know what pizza is? Yeah? I not molecularly, but like before the pizza crust is pizza. It is batter and then you bake it and it becomes do dough. I know, tomatoes don't swirling dough. It's dough, yes, it's okay, well batter, especially that for cake and pancakes. And does all batter have egg? Yes? Well mostly yeah, yeah, in the dough pasta has yeah. Yeah, dude. Egg is so pivotal in cooking. I can't even begin to describe. I just have never seen pancakes. Pancakes, Lucy say that again, but pancakes cover like a powder, Like, how do you turn the egg into a powder and put it on? I'm gonna blow your mind. The fried chicken has egg in it. Yeah, of course it does. Listen because that's the batter that the chicken, that the crispy outside. There's egg in that. Yeah, dude, no, it's that's oiled. I've seen the oiled dippers. No, that's what they fry it in. Listen, right, but that's what makes the breading. No. I think the first job was McDonald's. I've seen the oil dippers. You can't say I worked up McDonald's as a evidence of you know, how to make food, because there happen. I've seen the breading happen. You know, there weren't eggs in the fucking dipper, but you know, it's crazy above all else, folks, And you're listening at home too, You're like, you're probably just spitting while you drive because you're so flustered, and you're just like, how the fuck is this guy real? Who? Where did he come from? The fact that, like you've never seen like someone cracking egg into a bowl and then use like a whisker You've never seen like somebody in cartas. All right, so he Lucy tam does this frustrate you that he just gets to be an American? You guys have to go through all this effort, it might be the most American. Yeah, actually, actually, actually no, I never I'm not in the flesh seeing the whisking thing. I feel like I've seen like a cartoon of a chef with an old time he had doing a thing, but I've never, like, in the flesh seen that. Dan. Dan, you're a patriot and by American standards, you're a hero, and we just love you for not knowing anything. So with that we can move on to the next voicemail. But I did not get asked that question. Cool, I thought you did. I thought you said something gross. Would you say what did I say? You said, York? Sure that was me? I'm sorry. Let's move on. Let's move I'm sorry. If you have an answer, I want to hear it, if you realize how derailing Dan Rager can be. Yeah, yeah, you asked me on the show. Lets me tell what? Which would you eat? Okay? Yeah? Uh probably chicken wings. I guess I think I've trained myself to eat far too many chicken wings. I ate fifty and one go a lot. Yeah it was spicy as well. Yeah, they were very spicy. So they were going out as quick as they were coming in. Oh yeah, it was just like it was just basically a slide. I just went in and then out. O. That was it. Yeah. But I feel like if I was trying to win the game, it would be something like sugar or bombay mix or something. What about would be good? What about something gross? Something gross that like only you. Like Whenever I say I'll have rice putting, people throws it at me, like see the gross thing that the grossest thing I can find. Like I'm doing the same thing that Lucy did where I think people might think it's gross, but I think it's great. I'll make like a peanut butter sandwiches, but instead of using jelly I'll use hot sauce. That's peanuts, fine, crazy, I should sometimes sometimes I will put like chips crisps as we call them in there. Yeah it's great, which is good? Yeah we should Jeff chat my god, what oh wow, that's hideous. That's not fit the air on the I didn't say it, did I another hero man? You know? That's it's just wild to me. I would love to watch a show where, like you watch Jeff okay, cool, that was a the computer you saw you stood away from that. Now where Dan like hovers over a chef and it's just like, really, that's in there? You know. I guess I would get old after like one episode, but it would be that would be every episode yet, but I would forget every time. She would be new to me every time. Sure, well, that's good for you, and it's also good for you that you'll pick the next voicemail. Oh what have we got here? Let me open this up? Uh Southwestern fast food? Hey dumpers, this is Garth and Charlotte, North Carolina. I just want to say, I feel like the fast food in the Southeast is woefully underrepresented on this show. Have any of you ever had cookout or bow Jangles like those are two staples of my life, both growing up and now and probably for eternity. Like you guys ever had that ship? The Bojngles cage and chicken is the mazing and cookout is just one of the best deals you can get like six bucks and you get like two thousand or food. It's wonderful. Yeah. And what's your favorite like Southeast food or what's something you get when you're when you're traveling. What's the regional fast food that you don't have where you live but you'd like to have. I don't Okay, Well, first Dan wants to show us a Bojangles xbox, So yes, that's my Xbox for that game. To me, it's great. Bojangles also really good. It's a North Carolina and we went down there a couple of years ago, had a bunch of Bojangles and cook Out. The stuffs good as hell. It's like, wait, comfort food stuff. Why did you ask for this? Twitter? I just Bojangle, give me, give me an xbox. No that where they're like, hey, we're doing a contest for this and I DM them. I was like, can I have one? And they're like sure, So that's my Xbox Series X. Yeah, wow, I need to just start doing this. It's great, so great. I don't know. I feel like Dana is like the best example. If you don't ast, you don't get Yeah, watch the worst case scenario. They say, no, that's it. Sure, I'm just gonna start doing that. Man, please do and please report back because it's great. Yeah. I think over a long enough period of time, maybe like you know, your picture circulates among pr I believe and you know this guy, Yeah, like, do not serve this man? They get what's the two way streets? Yeah, the damage has been done, right, I guess dam yes, uh shit, I don't know whatever, I've never so I'll say this. I don't I have never really been to a lot of Southern states aside from like driving through them. But I do like Georgia next week. Oh oh that's right. Okay. Thing so not an external thing. So you know, there's no secret gaming thing happening in Georgia. It's like a company thing. What should we get then we're going to Atlanta? Is what a burger down there? The Texas is loud? What burgers? What a burgers down here? I'd be there all the time. Water Burger is amazing. Yeah, waffle House, Chad says, waffle House is definitely a staple of the Midwest and south West and South Georgia. I really haven't spent a lot of time in Georgia. I know people love zax SBI's. Zack SBIs is very popular. I've never tried it. Is that real I know about? Which is the one that goes lueezy and afresh? Is that just Popeyes? Pyes, okay, that's Popeyes closest. What a burger to me is nine hours away. That sounds about right. Yeah. Yeah. I've never eaten Southern food, and every time I see it, I'm like, I probably can't eat any of that. It's all like meats and stuff like that that are definitely not kosher slash hall. So I would like to know, is there is there good Southern food that doesn't involve meat or alcohol. I don't see how that's staples. Chicken would be chicken gonna be okay for you? That's meat grand Yeah, I was like, I wasn't sure, all right, that was a maybe just like the beans and the Brussels sprouts or something, barbecue beans, barbecue beans, it would be good grants depends on because if they're fried in like meat fat, then it's like yeah, I mean, look, I promise you can go to like Austin, Texas and be at a vegan barbecue place. Austin, Texas has a very high population of Muslims, so I'm sure fine, You're fine. Yeah, I'm just gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna eat eat ketchup at a couple of pe mac and cheese. Mac and cheese barbecue places is always good. Yeah, got a check they don't put the bacon bits in though, mm yes, yes, haram definitely Yeah, all right, very good, Thank you, caller Tam. Choose the next voicemail please, I would like update. Sure, hi jumper is this is Kobe and Pedaluma. Okay. Counter argument, No amount of people getting down is an orgy until there are snacks. No matter how much four people are enjoying each other's company, they are just a foursome. But if somebody brought pizza, then it's an orgy because nobody wants to be at an orgy where there's nothing to eat between rounds. You just don't want it. And it can be anything. If you've got cheese and crackers, CHARCOONERI pineapple. If you're filming and there are craft surfaces, I think that counts. Bottom line is, if you're going to throw an orgy, you need to give everyone something to munch on. So hey, if you were catering orgy, what would you serve? Thanks a day, warm, Let bye, an orgy? I don't like, but like, I've never been more positive of someone calling in who absolutely participates in orgies like that. I'm positive that's great. Fine, I don't think. I'm not sure, ye, I'm positive. I don't think like food apologies, I've got projection. There definitely not between rounds, like that's food and sex. I don't believe you should mix. No, they can, ye, because imagine like it's like a bowl of pretzels and everyone's got like loube on their hands and you put in the pretzel bowl and then they got Loubi pretzels. Like that's nothing. If you usually have dry and you've got to take a ship like no, usually you have like the meal. And then transition into this is orgy time now when everything it's like yeah, everyone pushes the furniture back and then bad things things happen. It's just usually like some sort of house right, like you know this I don't understand. Don't worry about it. I've watched the Louis Through about swingers and Louis Through. Yeah, Justin Through's cousin. Didn't know that guy, No, you don't know. Louis Through one of the best in the world. Yea mm hmm, Yeah, he's great. This question is also wild, like, yeah, it assumes that it's correct on the mechanics of an orgy, which I don't think it is. And then it and then it ends with what would you make for an orgy? Yeah? That the question ultimately, uh kind of surprised me there at the end. I guess a little bit of salt. Salt, No, you gotta do. You gotta do something like super neutral, like something like what is like I don't know, like, what's the most neutral ass food where it will not upset anyone's saltines? Just a bunch of saltines? Yeah, white rice, plain white rice. Yeah, the most inoffensive to your stomach food Lizzies, Yep, just like I mean it's like a warm up basically for Yep, that's what it is to him. That's we got it. We got it. But there you go, well, enjoy your orgy coller. Yeah, from the meal that you're having at the same time. Yeah, yeah, I think as well, like does everyone bring something or I'm gonna google it. People eat during an orgy? No, don't say during. That's not what he's saying. That's not said the collar. The collar said in between rounds. So it's sentially saying it's not an orgy, it's a party. Snacks, an order that's more for rounds, and then don't forget Lucy was also like pot luck orgy. I think if you go to an orangy and you are only there for one round, that's just making love. And then if you go if you're both rounds, then it's an orgy. Okay, there's there's a far too much information on this on the internet. First thing that pops up as a core, which is, if you hosted an orgy at your place, what type of snacks advertises would you serve? Okay, assortment of finger foods, cheese plates from a local deli, cheese plants. There's there's a website called Orgy Etiquette Past Part two hosting what's the first rule? Like, like the first rule? Yeah, it's it's like a big it's it's not it's not like broken down into list. It's just like a big fucking essay about this ship. But it says keep everyone's energy up with light tential snacks like chocolate and fruit, avoid messy heavy food, and remember that though play parties when made, popping in the sixties is twenty eleven, and fondue should be avoided at all costs. You know the master class thing where like celebrities teach things and you sign up. Martha Stewart had one. Yeah, there's a master class. Guy has an orgie class. I'm gonna asks, I'm gonna ask lash. You ask Reddit, and the question is what are the best next to serve an orgy? Best answer is Gatoray to hydrate, but honest to fight cramps, pineapples for tasty fluid. Oh, which is what argue with I guess yep, Yeah that checks out. Sounds like a lot of articles about proper orgy etiquete. Yeah, it's all written by like the same twelve piece, same guy. Yeah, like I went to barbecue ribs or something. Yeah, that's not sticky. How does want wash your hands? I just feel like I would just want I would just want everyone to like always be showering. I would that's my thing, always be showering. Yeah, like, please just let you know what did you sneeze? All right? I watch you to take a shower, like, go shower. M hm, but what if people are sucking in the shower? Fine, I mean whatever, Just let's get clean. Okay, let's get clean. Okay, there's I've I've got an image here, which is along with the caption My girlfriend's boyfriend is coming over for threesomes, so we've prepared a snack table. The snack table currently has kettle chips, what it looks like, popcorn, wet wipes, and spin Drift. Oh, spin Drift baby, Yeah, the official drink of Orgies worldwide. Love it? Hell yeah? All right, well, well now they know what they're next, right, Okay, my turn, my turn, my voicemail. Let's see. I feel like I'm being baited into the Devil's one, so I'm not going to do that. I also don't like the duration of that one grub, so we're not. I feel like that's just going to be yelling at me. Maybe, uh so we will skip that, really good, guess we will, and we will do wah Wah. Hey, guys, it's dam park sitting outside of a Wawa, and I really wish it was a Sheets. Sheets is just so much better. You could get a burger with mozzarella sticks on it, Doctor Pepper barbecue sauce and feel terrible about it, and that be okay because you hardly spent any money on it. I missed Sheets being stuck in Wawah Country, where there's nothing else except for what fucking royal farms. Disgusting. That's a really good point. I'm really I'm a big fan of that voicemail, that any of it of those. Yeah. So I had Sheets for lunch today. I ordered it during a blake club and I got a spicy chicken sandwich with hot hot Nashural sauce on it. I did get also chicken fingers because I forgot that they order him last time, and I just did a reorder and it came with the Doctor Pepper barbecue sauce. And guess what it old And it barely costs anything at all. It's from a gas station. It sounds really good, the really good yeah blight club, but grub has never seemed cooler to me, genuinely than when he orders his lunch from a gas station in the middle of the days. I mean, like every time he does it, I'm like, that's a cool thing to do. Yeah, I feel pretty good. I hear he does that. Yeah, doing it every Blake club from now on. It's great. It's great. I look up to you. Growing up like wa Wa was a very big deal where I grew up. Like, uh, I realize. I also think it's like comparing there. It's a very difficult comparison a wahwa, Like it sounds like sheets. I've never had sheets, but it sounds like that ship's like a restaurant. Yeah, they have people in the kitchen making fresh food whenever you order it. Yes, this is the Wahwa is like of seven to eleven that also has a deli counter. So ridiculous, man, thank you, thank you so much. Tim. This means I didn't normal street and people in the chat no quick trip because that blew my mind when I moved out of Kansas and like quick quick trips were ubiquitous. They were fucking on every street corner. They're Tikido's, They're amazing. So many different sounds like seven eleven sounds like where I'm from United Dairy Farmer UDF. Shout out to my people from central Ohio. But no, I don't remember quick trip. People are saying which one because there are some elsewhere I guess that are like k W I K no, I'm not qt red ass logo q U I K trip. People like where you guys grew up. I mean you grew up in a very rural part right, like a state of rural state. There were they're not like farmers marketing stuff. I mean, I was not a farmer's market. Can go to a farmer. I grew up in the suburb ass up suburbs. But but yeah, I'm sure there was probably farmers markets. What am I going to go to a farmer's market? I don't even fucking corn. Yeah, but like I feel like that was cool, I get it. I just don't know, like how much of your food, shoot had come from a gas station? Well today, gas stations sushi probably the first hush you were all from a gas station and they were good as hell. It's I mean that good as hell is relative star restaurants and had sushi and that's great and everything. But that's a little experimental, you know what you're getting with gas station sushi, and it delivers every time. I feel like the opposite's true. No, it's it's it's have you tried it? Have you tried sushi? For as much as Psycho get a little back of soy sauce, go to town. I'm gonna get some gas station sushi. Gub gets grub gets its cool. I'm with dam that it's more predictable. He's right, it just is because it's more processed, and that's great for me as an American. Yes, yes, all right, everyone's I got your back. Good job, cool dudes. I went to Chat for the next one, and Chat chose gift Dot MP three, which is also a weird looking thing. But here we go. So I just got a quick question. I've got a friend who, instead of picking aside in the gift versus gift debate whenever the occasion arises that he needs to say it, he just spelled it out GIF. That's am I wrong in thinking that this is just completely young Hins behavior and he should just pick aside and stop being a gift justif centrist. Yeah, all right, thanks you, I'll take it. Yeah. I think it's stupid. I think the whole things. It's very much like is die heard a Christmas movie where it's like, I don't give a fuck, quit asking this. This has been boring for ten years, Like the gift gift thing, just say or whatever. Uh yeah, I don't think it's He described it as a gift that approach as a gift centrists which one is left, which one's right? Then I think gift is left and right. It is absolutely yeah, every one, you gotta go yeah right, yeah. But then unless unless you're one of these people who's, oh, yeah, i'll have it in graphics interface format. Wow, that rule actually that you drop that on us? That rule inter change interchange with yes, I realized there's an acronym. Yeah, yeah, I'm not surprising anyone who says Jiff just deserves to be bullied. The problem with Jeff people is like they fucking like make a point to say it too, like in a crowd, you know, oh have you guys seen that Jiff, And everyone's just like, shut up, Charlie, Like you're a fucking loser, you know, hate that. But what's worse saying spelling it out or or saying Jeff saying saying crazy, Yes, it's crazy, But I would rather have that than Jeff Jeff person. Yeah, jee for graphics. That's the thing. You don't say, jefficks graphics graphics. So wait are we We're all gifts welcome to That is so nice, guys, that's so nice. I'm I don't have to see one of you, yes, okay, and then in this house we stand gift absolutely. And also Dan, like, I think it's an unfair comparison for the diehard Christmas thing. I mean, at least like you could have a conversation about that. Like it's like it's like the dress on social media. It is pineapple and pizza, Like I could not give less of its out. It's like it's totally like I just started the shitty job and we're doing ice breakers to each other like it's shut up, like yeah, yeah, yeah, I think uh yeah. And also thanks for doing that to me on the Very Online show. That was a real well but what did we do? You made me tweet out like pizza and pineapple. Yeah, I like pineapple and pizza. I don't care. It's fine, I don't care. Get whatever that. I don't care. Fine, that's fine, do whatever you want, do your own pizza. Gem in time. I was gonna say, gim time. I'm not gonna say what the opinions were. But we were to potty ones, and we were a bunch of people that we didn't know. And I had a friend of mine who this was the kind of funny launch party. And I had a couple of friends of mine from the UK who didn't know anyone other than me and my friend Alex sim what's your most controversial opinion? Oh yeah, I'll tell you what. That's a way to get to know people. Wow. I like that though. It was very fun though, but no one want in like two thousand and four, no one said anything cancelable, but it was I think I did. What is it, tam? Your opinion about the white Tam? Come on? You tell us offline for sure? No, no, no, I'll tell you offline. But okay, offline sounds good. Yeah yeah, my next voicemail, but I'll take baskets please. Nice pivot watching EPF and backlar Maid a big old baskey reference. It flew over Damn's head. What's your best, mister reference? Wait, spy, what was it? Bub No? He said me, are you what was it? I don't know? Ago it was like a week ago. Who can remember? I would have picked up on appreciated that. Yeah, I'm sure it was just busy Tyler. How do you not pull it out? M I made a welp, big gulps. Huh, I made a build big gulps hu welp, see you later on game Miss Mornings the other day. And did not get it. No, I don't still don't get it. What is that? This is just a scene in Dumb and Dumbo where they come out. I think you said something. You either said welp or you said big gulp, and I said I'm often saying both, so that makes sense. I remember what it was about. I referenced shit all the time. Yeah, I'm an old I have a fifty fifty release, fifty fifty hit right right. I reference the scene in Wayne's World all the time where the old the old guy that runs the arcade says that they have that arcade machine that has a second level, but there is no boss of the second level, so you can't actually beat it. And I'm like, oh, that's a pretty funny idea. Because I work in video games, and no one ever knows that I'm talking about. No one remembers that scene except for me knows arcade. Come on, yeah, yeah yeah, just no grub any Wayne's World one or two reference you make will not be lost on me. I will know whatever you're talking. How about the Native Americans? But that's pretty funny, right, yeah, of course with Jim Morrison dream of course, thank you, thank you. Yeah, come on, we could do again. What was the other? What was the other? Like? Oh, PCU, We're gonna do a PCU slash Wayne World two podcast. Okay, all right, I love yeah reference Simpsons all the time, feature armor as well. Let's anything but Lucy, that must mean like you've consumed all of the Simpsons, like relatively recently. No, you remember, Like I've been watching Simpsons in my whole but I don't like remember a lot of it. I think it's because I follow a lot of Simpsons meme accounts, Okay, and maybe that's why I kind of get like the rehashion of the jokes. Futurama, though, is genuinely just you know in there Lord of the Rings and Princess Bride as well. We don't talk about Steam to him though. I feel like Simpsons, like you know, up to season twelve, I've seen every one of those episodes a million times and can reference and pick up all those references. I've never seen Futurama. To just do this, dude, Futurama Trauma is great, great things. Yeah, I consumed on Comedy Central, like in high school when it was on. I used to watch it so much on DVD that the only way for me to enjoy it was to watch it, not enjoy, but like to get something new from it. That I watched it all with the audio commentaries as well. Then I started making references to things I heard on the audio commentaries, and that's when I realized it was time to stop. Yeah, I have a weird thing where like I edited this very in like very long tons of footage like behind the scenes sort of like documentary thing, and I saw so much footage that like certain things became inside jokes to like only me and only Stacy, because we like sat side by side in an editing bay for months doing it, and we would like say these things to each other and they would overflow into like public conversation and people just be like, man, they're fucking weird, Like they just say things that no one else got. I think the thing that I lose a lot of is like went on Jeff. Jeff's like, I feel like there's so many like when you guys talk about other anime and I'm just like, I just can't. I just don't know. But very as of now, very one dimensional anime person area dimentions. You've seen one punch Man, Yeah, but that's like a slivery even of that show, you know what I mean? Yeah, my sadly. The stuff that I referenced the most of stuff like Chappelle Show, which is tricky these days. Tricky. Yeah, God, I'm possible. I'm with you there, d Yeah, I watched so much Chapell Show. It was basically my entire culture, like throughout the early two thousands, everything with spell Shows, Simpson's Future on a Chappelle Show and Scribe, Tam You and I You and I reference a lot of like British Twitter, British Twitter, and like British British memes and stuff that compilations like finds stuff that doesn't really work over here, especially the British stuff like hun culture you don't have over here. Well, yeah, Alan Partridge big time. I like I like that show, like step What's Coolidge does that name Stepen cool Yeah, sorry, Stephen Coolish, Steve cool We know Steven COOLi just like Coolidge. Yeah, we're gonna says, I can't believe it. Uh, you know what I reference all the time that I feel like there's a little club of people. Letter Kenny. I don't know if anyone watches episode no hold Land is what I'm thinking of. Yes, love that show as well. Job Everybody Wrestling and nor McDonald probably are the big ones for me. M we know, we know. Answering the question, Good job Dan for that. You can pick the next voicemail. Oh dear, what do we got here? Oh, let's go to secret identity right on Token Miamodo. Guys want that again? Yeah, Miyamoto? Yeah to me? Have you noticed chapter someone named Tolkoto in there? Now, let's say that's a portmanteau of two people's names. What do you is it? Tolken Miyamoto, Token Meamo Tokodo. Mike chose his name based on being a fan of Token and Miamoto basically, and this guy's making fun of real. That is absolutely that is the herbiest shit I've ever That was. That was he was fourteen, all right, name in the chat right now, so it still counts there it is. Oh boy, the love it. I think it's great. But also Americans, it's it's Tolkien, not token. Yeah, it's menaces whatever you want. Uh wow. I didn't think you guys could be split on it. I know you're like a mark for for Tolkien, but I think it's cute, dude. My first like online user name, the SIMS forum that I was in wasn't demon Child, so look absolutely was. And then my first ever game attack was Luja one for seventy five. I don't know why, Liscy Jane, Oh Luja Okay, yeah, but then I realized that I was no, it was no. My one was a I think my one was a future Rumor offense. I was like, I played count Strike a lot under the the Monica role Devil. You have a soundboard, so there was a period where I had I would play as Zach Brannigan and I had all of his quotes on Half Life sound Selector, so I would like play the game and do as Zach Brannigan soundboard at the same time, and it was fucking awesome. And people also hate it. Yeah, I can see why. That's that's terrible that you do that. Told strangers they loved it. Oh so robot devil is so much in vedics and don't come, don't be quiet. Look I do love. Like I said, when we found this out, we you know, after we all collectively laugh cried for twenty five seconds. We you know, we said to we said to Mike, I was like, I'm proud of you, man, I'm proud that you were vulnerable enough that you were able to say that and admit it. That's not easy. Hell, you're handle inexplicably, but that's fine, and you know, good for you, man. Yeah, that's it. I didn't alot call you Mitch. No, no, Mitch. This is what I was having a one on one with Baclar, like in the last week, and we're talking about like oh so, I'm like, oh, who are gonna get for the dump truck or whatever? And Backlars like, oh yeah, even we can talk to Mitch. And then I started smiling and he stopped and he's like, wait, why are you smiling? I was like, you realize you just like legit called him Mitch, right. He said, it's because I was looking at you in the face. Shoot Mitch, Shoot, Mitch. Yeah, damn it, speaking of Tolkien. Speaking of Tolkien, guess what what show us the Lego thing? Lucy? Just show us, did you get it? Ship? Maybe you you're all excited. There's no buyer's remorse or anything. I mean, listen, it's got a big price tag on it. But yeah, I know that you're a fan. I can't wait. I can just God, I'm gonna not talk to anyone for like three days and I'm just gonna build it. Actually, no, that's not true. Callie, Tam and Andrew are coming around too. No. They were like, what if we came around and gave you emotional support as you build it? And I said, yeah, but you can't help me build it. No, No, it's just gonna watch because we're just gonna watch the joy from a distance and just make sure that you're getting snacks, you're fed, you're taking that kind of stuff. Yet, why don't you scream it, Lucy, don't suck the joy streaming? It is that bad. No, But like you know, they you have to talk and be entertaining. I'll have to do anything you do, whatever you want. I mean, I've done I've done Lego streams and they are fun, but also like something big like that I would like want to take my time on and just relaxed. I would need to set up like an overhead or That's how I got into Legos because I had never really I never had it as kid because they were expensive, so I always had like connects and all that shit. And so I got the nes one because it's like, oh, that seems awesome, this Mario thing, and I was like, well fuck, I was kind of like early on and doing my home streaming stuff, and I set up the overhead and it was like a three part like eight hour thing, and like I basically just set up front that like, hey, I'm not gonna be talking as much. I'm gonna be focusing on this. And I don't think it's sapped the fun out of it or anything. But I still now when I do big Lego builds, I do it solo off stream. So Lego Builds need to get yourself one of these. Oh oh yeah, got the extra Kim looking good, but that's the only fans cam right there? Yep, nice, Okay, not to be left. I got that's good. Oh my god, yeah, going on that movie, that's the thing to show wonderful. Imagine we just saw like eggs. They're like nothing but like cracked eggs. All right, damn, you're up. Oh that's just a bat milk mm hmm. What's up with the bat from Sonic Ruge bruge. Yeah, I've been saying a lot of ruge lately on that's weird. I know, people, I know there's a contingency of the Internet that like wants the fock sonic or something, or Sonic characters or something like list isn't like there's nothing sexualized about like Sonic characters. Ben there's this like Sonic bat with boobs, and it's like they're really shoving it out in the camera and stuff like why are we doing this when everything else is just like I'm a fox with two tails, I'm a fast hedgehog. And then it's just like, hey, check out my boobs. I'm a bat. Wait is that why tails is called tails? Taut yeahs Miles, Miles prow Yeah. I was worrying later that phoenix down ye, so so so what's the point, Like, you're upset about the bat having boobs? It's weird to look at I found I found a picture of Rouge the bat with her feet out, which is catering too many fashions. It feels like a moment or the craters of Sonic became aware that there are horny people who are like interested in Sonic, and they were like, let's make something for the horny people. But isn't that ironic? Horniness is people like I Actually it was like, oh geez, Sonic. You know, I don't. I can't deign to know the motivations of people who want to shag Sonic or Rouge if I'm honest. Yeah, but yeah, I think I think there are people who genuinely are into it, which is like more power to you. I won't kink shame, but yeah, like yeah, I mean, okay, I'll just stop talking. Rouge is a duel thief who has worked as a part time government spy for the President of the United Federation and also has a close association with the Guardian Units of Nations. She has a weaker specials like the Master Emerald, And this is where I'm like, oh my god, it is gun. What the hell is the acronym? Yeah? Yeah, like you fine, makes a sexy bat Sonic character, but then don't be like she works for the government. She works for United Nations, is all right? Come on, she knows the president. She's a she's a girl boss, but also she's a sexy bat lady. It's just it's just too much, man, It's sorry. I'm searching. I'm searching everyone's was a big link. I'm searching everyone's sonic names. Yeah. Oh that's a that's a big thing that looks very broken. How do you do that? You just do like the hedge You just search your name the Hedgehog, Jeff the Jeff's There is a seemingly serial killer sonic called called Jeff, that killer Hedgehog. That's cool, come into this guy. Except I tapped in Dan rache at the Hedgehog and it's just a lot of a lot of black club stuff. Okay, I'm the headgehog. Yeah, because I typed into more the Hedgehog and it just came up with news articles you've written. I found a pregnant head. I've found a pregnant sonic. Yeah, under miname. Oh god, I came up when I searched Tam the Hedgehog. Yeah. I don't think it is m hmm. Okay. I'm learning a lot about everyone, a lot about sonic. Good show. Good show. So far, it is almost over, so we must continue with the voicemails. I'm gonna go next. I'm gonna pick. Let me see what's left here. I'm gonna pick all of the lights, all right. Simple question, what's the deal with horch lights? I have a house and everybody around me keeps their lights on all these things, and I know that's the thing. I don't know why, Like what is there a purpose to it? Like why does everyone keep their horchlights on? It's like kids are out there like playing, like in the dark at like ten o'clock at night. Why do people leave the mind until they go to bed. I don't get it. I don't do it. Thank you, thank you. The interesting the show the the Robbers were to come. Yeah, I think it's I think it is the illusion of like security. I think they're a bit of that. I turned them on when it's like when I've got delivery coming, just so they can see how to get to the house, you know, but not like all night, you know. I find annoying the people who have like the motion activated lights those yea, like no no, but like on normal streets, like sometimes you just walking by and like it happened in the UK a lot. But I'll just be walking down the road and like someone's overly sensitive light will just turn on as I'm walking by the house. What the fu? Yeah, I think there's a there's a right way to do it and a wrong way to do it. So I I hear where you're what you're saying. I mean I have one on my driveway for sure, because at night, you know you want to see but like, yeah, I mean porch light. Yeah, I have emotion one on the porch too, I guess. So everyone on my street leaves their porch lights on, which is why I included this question. I wanted to see if there was any thinking to this. I think it's probably just like habit from people think they're like, yes, this will keep the burglars at bay. I mean there is something to be said, like when you were like if someone if a nefarious person walks up to a door and it is like surprised by a light that comes on, Like theoretically maybe they are deterred to some degree although they want to get in there, they're gonna get in there. So I don't know, but I think that's what it is. What the spirit of it is like. Growing up, my dad always he had like, uh, in our guest room, uh spare bedroom, he had like a lamplight on a timer and it was facing the street. My dad doesn't lie on a time, and he's just like, you put that on someone's home, they ain't gonna bother you. I'm like, all right, Dad, Like, okay, you know, you know the thing that actually does work for that if you leave music on. Right. Most burglers say that they hear music or TV on, they won't try to go in, but if it's just a light, they'll still try. Who talked to all these burglars? It was actually it was actually a news report like they talked to a bunch of burglars. It was exactly what That's exactly what it was like. Stopped them in the extra Yeah, we're quick. Question we've started interrupt Tell me if I have if I have a reason to be upset about this, because I don't. I'm not. I think this is just an unfortunate thing that happened, But I don't know if I should be upset. So basically we were kind of tucked away a little bit from the street and all that have I heard this, You've not heard this time. I don't think I've ever talked about us now. I basically I wanted to have like a row of lights, like solar lights, so you can see the driveway because it's dark. We're kind of tucked away and everything, so like you know, whether it's somebody delivering food or us, you know, late at night, or an uber or something, we want to make sure we can see the driveway. And so I'm not a handy person, but I was determined to, like, I want to do this right, and so I bought all these solar lights, these like really nice ones. I'm probably about sixteen of them. I went out there with a giant tape measure with a hammer, drill with anchors and screws, and I fucking like I spent hours installing these myself, like just hands and knees on the driveway, fucking drilling in, making holes, measuring everything. Made it perfect. I wanted this to be a permanent thing and not just like some plastic ones I stick in the lawn and they get run over or something. So hours and hours go by. I finish it. I'm very proud of it. They're they're great for a couple of weeks and then it's snowed, snows, and then we got guys that come by if there's over x amount of inches or whatever, and they plow the driveway and the snow melts, and I realized over half of them were just shattered like they'd like because the plow had like taken them up and away. There's holes in my driveway too, because it's like so they ripped them up and like I did a good job. They were like super duper solid in there, but the plow obviously like got under and shattered them, and like the unfortunately, I think your heart was in the right place, and I get what you were trying to do. It just sounds like you put them too close to the driveway. So they were on the driveway. They were meant to be drilled into the driveway, because I've gotten the ones that you just stick and no, I've gotten the ones that you stick in the lawn. But then like when they come to the lawn, like those get knocked over and ship and so this was like they're meant to be drilled into the driveway. They're like very they're very short. You can drive. I drove over them they're like kind of sloped and everything like they're yeah, they're driveway, Like, show me what this is. I've never heard of anyone drilling into the fucking asphalt of their driveway to install a light like that. Yeah, I've got tons of holes in my drive So what's the hammer drill? Because you said hammer drill before hammer drill is one that does a kind of like an up and down motion to like drill through like impact the impact rill. Got it. Yeah, I'll put on the shot here. This is not the ones I got. I got some different ones, but it's the same concept basically. So I'm not upset. Like I didn't like call them up and be like, how dare you? It's like what they're right, that's what you're supposed to do, you know, Like, okay, I see what you So these look like the ones that are on the highway that are like littered on the lanes. Do you know what I mean? Oh sure, sure, yeah right, And I think that I don't know, like I know, I don't know. Yeah, I'm sorry, man, that's thinks. But yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't gonna call them up to be mad because yeah, they didn't know that, so yeah, I would do those, the ones on the grass next to it. Just tried that several times, and it's just like those get knocked over, like yeah, lawnmowersuck them up. So I don't know. I was supposed to see driveways, those solar light things. I was into for a while too, but they are all they're all shit, They're all crap, you know. Yeah, thanks, anyway, go buy a home everyone, This is what happens. Oh, yes, sure, I'll get right on that. Yep. Well you know San Francisco, there's yeah, oh please don't all right, it is Chat's turn for their final voicemail. Chat. I'm watching in real time. What are you gonna pick for the final voicemail? And we are gonna listen to Rory's Dutch will make the show. But you guys should tell Rory that is such of It is not ceramic. It is h it's casts iron and it's enameled. That's why it works on his inducption, so toumb because it is metal. It is just enameled so you don't see the metal and keeps it from getting rusty. But it's a big metal pot that has enamel on its not it's not ceramic. It was ceramic, it wouldn't do what it does for fod ceramics. Ceramics don't hold heat like metal doesn't conduct. Hush, whether it's not just a fart thing, then I mean it's definitely also a fart thing. Yeah, that's the only is a big time a fun thing. You know. Also as a Dutch person, well, now my grandmother was Dutch. But yeah, so you can speak to this. I can speak to this officially. No, I have no idea. Are all Evans and dutch Land Dutch Ovans? Well we just what's what's the Dutch country? Is it Netherlands? Okay, I knew it was no Germany? Yeah, but then like and then like there's Netherlands and then there's Denmark. It's all confusing, some phone calls and the elements confusing and change. Can we do it? Can we do a GEO guests stream when you have one day with gonna be American ones? I can be The American ones are real good, especially when yeah he's a set. Yeah, Deutchland, Okay, in Germany it's you know Deutsch, right, yeah, No, it's fair in Germany. If you lived in Germany, you would say, I live in deutsch Ish labor. I was Deutschland. I live in Germany. So on their maps it says deutschland Land. Yeah okay, like you know Japan, they don't call it Japan. Yeah, what what do they call it? Great nihon? Nip nihon? Well, yeah, all right, the Dutch baby, the baby pick that x voicemail. This is your last one too. We're running out here, but let's see me. We'll get through them all health food m hm uh, I can't see bretting back a double down on mark six? Should I get it? Should I particip seried of his hashtag food crime five real quick? So many food ones real quick. During the second that they announced this, we received three calls, all telling us that the double down is back. So we had three voice most this is the one that I picked because it's going around today. I've we've we've been in discussions about the double down. Oh I remember this ship. Did I've gone into my history at the double down on this? I know I have somewhere? Was it here? Oh? I was supposed to? Yes, the double down sandwich is the reason I left game informer. Yes, okay, I've gone into that. Okay, fault yes, yeah, okay, all right, just want to make sure i'd gone over that. I think you're supposed to be the face of Double Down. No, it was. I was supposed to be in three commercials. I'm supposed to be the fucking I was supposed to be like an election commercial. I guess, yeah, that makes sense. Okay, so quick. I have a question about that story. Yes, so you quit over them not letting you do the down commercial. Yes, it was a growing thing if they were mad, but they wanted the profits for air Force Gator. They said, ever all my writing was theirs. And it's like, so how come when you quit, you didn't become the base of what didn't like? When I was told I couldn't do it, I wasn't like I'm out now, all right, KFC, let's do it. Like you gotta give two weeks to make sure you have another job and all that stuff, and that's some time, so you'll buy that time. The Double Down was out of the stores anyway, so a likely story. I've got the emails and ship. You should have done it, man, blow up the spot. I quit just to quit over it. There so many you're so mad and you quit, You're like but here's my two weeks because I respect you. You you do things a certain way. That's that a kid. So you know what, let's just make it now, like go out, get it, it's coming back. Make it all right. It's KFC. People want to get hold me. I do it right and know where to find you. You can slide in the DMS. Get a KFC. We you. Yeah, you gotta talk about like smokes the bow j Angles. Yes, I would tike, Yes, that sounds great. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. I would eat this ship. It's good. Yeah, what's it double done? I'm gonna google you know what bread it's fried chicken, fried chicken patty. It's the thing that we were talking about. Oh, it's good. If you are my friend, Andrew, I was definitely paying attention to you in the group chat texting pictures of that burger. I didn't understand you. Yeah no, because I just saw Diablo and I was freaked out because it was like, how can you use chicken as buns? It doesn't go right up? I mean it'll hold the stuff in there just like bread will. I just saw this color value and how many how many calories? What fourteen hundred for a sandwich. You think, uh this, I mean that's a snake meal. I'm gonna say that's like a Popeye chicken sandwich. That's fine. Yeah, it's it's not the calories, it's the salt. Sweet. Is it healthy? It's high protein eight milligrams. Yeah, it's a day and a quarter's worth of salt. And it's got one hundred and fifty milligrams a cholesterol. What does actually due to your body? That's bad? Bad for your heart pawls like hydration. It's just like yeah, yeah, ok, yeah, that's the that's what the Wikipedia entry has the like nutritional value of it. I'm assuming I'm reading this right, only one grammar sugar, so you're kind of you know, getting by there anyway. All right, Dan, did you go? Now I can pick another one. Let's see, uh healer dog, Hey, giant bomb frums. I was just visiting UH with some friends. They have a two year old dau