Voicemail Dump Truck Voicemail Dump Truck 69

What's good, my sweet little dump arinos. Welcome to the Voicemail dump Truck today. It's Thursday, May eighteenth, twenty twenty three. We've got a nice dump truck route for you to jump on board with us today. Very exciting stuff. Returning once again, very very special guest, mister Michael Peter Manati. How are you? Everyone's always telling me how special I am? Okay, he's out a Thursday. I did think after robot bit today it was a whoa. You know, I watch your show and I just have to, like, I just have to make it until you take the helmet off, and then I just want to see your reaction and how itchy and sweaty it is. And as soon as you're done, I know I can complete my Thursday. I can tollerate the helmet for less and less time each. Yes, I've got it mountain on top of my arby's head over there, Lady. You might want to air that out. You might want to just let that the juices stewing it. Are these things, yeah, Dan, you bought it? Are these things? That was a dishwasher safe wash? Your safe? Oh they're all kinds of safe. Yeah, Okay, that goes with that, saying, yeah, uh, Jeff Grub running the show today on the back end, how are you start? Thank you for being here? Yeah, no problem, Thanks for having me. I'm doing pretty good. I think we got the show up and running, even though I moved everything over to new computer. It's all it's all working though, some feeling pretty good about that. Everything's working, Dan Reicher, what's working for you today, sir? Things are working. The camera's working. The microphone, well, yeah, I got an error about I got too many I gotta do something about the USB ports on this new computer. It's like, hey, you got too much stuff like then, And so I bought a card, and so I'm gonna try to insert a card into a computer. Anytime I opened up a computer, I freak out. I don't know what you're You're adding more USB ports to the computers yet a card on Amazon? Yeah, exactly, the PCI card, the one that goes, oh yeah, yeah, you've got PCI USB ports. Sure, yeah, that's yeah. It's got like two us PC's and like five USB three point twos or whatever. It's like, all right, hopefully that just works. But I don't understand other boards or how any of that stuff. That'll be fine. That's good. That's a fine way of doing things. Sure, I moved my internal capture card and that seems to work, so we're doing all right. Yeah, I gotta move minding here as well. Yeah, I'm really excited for you. I am big boy stuff computer. Yeah, with a big computer, big stuff. Yeah. I also knew nothing about any of that. Then I bought my last case maybe a year ago, and like figured enough of it out to get it go. It's not as hard as I always assumed it would be, too, No, it's very easy. Yeah, that's the thing. It's just a barrier or entry with like d I Y PC stuff. It's it's intimidating for sure. And you're like, oh, I'm gonna bend a pin and I'm gonna ruin a whole thing, And it's like, yeah, but you won't. Have you ever been the pen. I've been the pinning them bent it back and it worked on a CPU a CFU back when they had Now they don't even the AMDs don't have those pins anymore. Really, so everything these days too, It is just I can find a YouTube video some guys show me exactly what to do. It's just monkey, see monkey do now it's I've sat next to Brad shoemakers. He puts together computers, and he and stilled the fear in me that has not been shaken to this day where it's uh the pens. He's like, okay, so this thing here, that's the process where it's like there's things here and if if a breeze hits any of it, it's used to be. Yeah, he really scared me, So I don't touch this from the guy who disposed of his old phone by hitting it with an axe. Disposal it worked, you know, I think it didn't work. I think it very specifically did itself. Yeah, I got a glass in my eyes and hands, but I'm a lot. You got glass in your eyes. Eyes, I think I got glass. Would have had a battery acid wait my eyes here for that back, I think he was gone. I think he was traveling. Was so u you were gone for that? I probably would have had a hard You would have died a hard time, would have died for you. It was me. I took an as to some of my old electronics and then I realized that it was just stute glass on these screens, and it went all I didn't have shoes on. I was in my garage and I was like probably getting glass all over the floor. And then I realized my eyes were itching, and then for like hours, my eyes were like, what the fucking I kept rubbing my eyes and I think I was getting glass dust on there, and it wasn't good. I would have died. I would have just you would have evaporated. You would have like vibrated until you were no more. Yeah, I don't like. I don't like airing out Dan's laundry. So he airs it out himself. So well, yeah, motherfucker. The two days ago. Yet he said that I sent you the tack if you if you want to like creep cost to it. A screenshot of what he said. I'll read it out loud obviously this if you want to send it to me, I can get up there. Sure I did, I said it in discord. Here's what Dan wound up saying to me. If I go to that, it's going to ruin those the shots. He goes, So we were talking about like an oil company, he said, here's the way at gas station. We were talking about a gas station. That's important distinction. Sure, okay, sure, he said, everyone uses oil, and then in parentheses, is oil the same as gas? Question mark? And then he said, wait, is oil part of gasoline? Like bar gasoline? Well, let's don't say the word shoot though, No, I'm trying to do I know my audience, I don't. I don't talk, you know, worker talk with with backlark. No. I realized because in the middle of thinking about that and oil and gas, it's like you always hear about oil it and I know it's super important because like you fight like wars over oil, and so I was like, wait, so what if people use oil? Four? And my only thought was like, well, that has to be involved with gasoline because everything runs on gas. So I bet oil. I bet the main thing oil does is turn into gasoline. Right, Yes, that's true. It's one of the main things. I figure that out. Yeah, that's then. And then I wrote, you know it's strictly used for slicking up race tracks exactly. Yeah, But I mean is that the main is oil? You have to do something to oil to make it gas. You find it, put you straight up? Okay, what would happen if you Beverly Hillbillies, like straight out of the ground put it in a bucket and poured it in your where you live, because if it's some parts of the world, the oil you get out of the ground is already naturally a little bit more combustible, but it wouldn't be very good for your engine to be really rough on your engine. Absolutely, Okay, So they do a thing. It's it's like what they do with milk before, Like it doesn't go straight out of the cow into the Yes, yes, something desized oil. Everyone knows that. But like, okay, the petroleum that you get out of the earth, they turn that into all kinds of products. They turn into plastic. They plastic, They to the lubricating oils for your engine. Robert, Yeah, all kinds of stuff. Oil, a viscous liquid, turn into a hard plastic when they's got a lot of it's it's very thick that stuff, right right, yes, yeah, yeah. And I listen, man, I didn't go to colleges chemical engineers, like they got processes to do that. Yeah. I mean it seems like none of us are oil experts. You're right, I don't yet. Daniel Plainview here and does eeld here for sure? Dan, Like once Dan in his brain is like, oh, I'm really on the back row here he like finds a way to sort of like collude his way and sort of be like, hey, we're all just asking questions here. People here, none of us know for sure, you know, no one knows the world used to have a whole ride about oil. I think it was sponsored by Excellent called the Universe of Energy. And at one point you went through like a dinosaur land because like that's what you know, the dinosaur became petroleum and all that stuff. Let me get ecot. It goes like sixty miles an hour, a bunch of loop the loops. You know. No, it's very slow. And then when the informative okay like this and the nineties, to spice the ride up because it was getting old, they added in a Bill and I the science guy, and Ellen Degenerous as the main characters of it. Little oilbuts in there. No, it's not throw right, It's just you go along very slowly while they talk to you about energy. What a funk sounds like a great thing. I bring that up because a lot of people are constantly asking me like, is Dan this person in real life? And like the short answer is just yeah, it's not a work. It's just yeah, there are parting, there are some works, and then there's a lot of shoots. There's definitely a lot of shooting. He's living that shot life. I don't hide my lack of knowledge, unlike oh, you're looking to be smart guys on here that also don't know how oil turns into listen. Yes, just because that one time I was accidentally in charge of a plastic plant and because I put it on my resume and suddenly that was a problem, and I admit that was a mistake. But other than that, you're always flashing your oil degree on the streets. I generally know how they do it. They take the parts out of the oil, they dig up and they turn that into plastic. The yeah, yeah, I did it. I got my oil degree from Harvard. This is a calling show real quick. Before the show, we were talking about how Mike Manotti watched a clockwork orange because he thought it was a porno, and that got a bunch of people a child as a child, as a child, he watched porno called clockwork Orange on cinemax. It was very confusing, But that got some people in chat mentioning like the times that they were in school and watched movies that maybe felt like they were inappropriate, like that PG Romeo and Juliet that actually does show like boobs and bud Did you guys ever have anything like that in school? Because I totally saw that Romeo and Juliet in school and it was just those are boobs. This doesn't seem like it should be allowed. I feel like by the time I was there, everyone was scared. So the only movie we ever watched, whatever it was movie time, was Remember the Titans. I think I saw it ten times in high school. Jesus, I remember it's not boobs or butts. But I remember in sixth grade it was like very close to the end of the school year and they're like, we're watching Three Ninjas and everyone's like, yeah, sick, and like twenty minutes in the teachers like this is way too violent. We're watching Little Mermaid instead. Just violent. I did think of an actual good one though, eighth grade science class, because we were think we were learning about global warming, so the teacher put on freaking water World. But there's that scene where like they're going to pretend to sell that one woman and her young daughter into like sex, slavery or something that the teacher was kind of a comfortable when fast forwarding a bit and stuff like that as good I've said before. But yeah, in daycare it was the Abyss and Howard the Duck where the movies they showed us music videos. Yet the girl from Howard the Duck in Back to the Future, Lea Thompson. Lea Thompson, Uh huh, not watched the Abyss in daycare? Do you think I made that up? That's a weird thing to make up. Who remembers daycare? Like the Abyss? Do you remember it when you were a small child? Remember, give me preschool or daycare? Like that's different, Like I think that's what I'm thinking. Yeah, I'm thinking preschool, remember be like after school care? No, No, this is like during the day like it was before I was in Like she could be during the summer. Like okay, so you mean like when you were like three years old, I feel like I might now remember that it was probably more preschool kindergarten like around there out preschool, first grade, pre school, okay, pre school was like three four years old? Was do you think it was like maybe like a summer daycare when you were like five? Possibly it was, but it was the same. It was Holy Trinity. It was the school I went to, but they had like a thing for little kids that wasn't actual school. Okay, I don't want to hear about church school. Weird shit. I'm done. I went to church school too. Yeah, i'll show you the abyss. This will be you if you're not careful. Yes, this is okay. Like I said, it's a calling show. Seven h seven exit, flu leave us a voicemail. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, take a chance, take a gamble, see if your voicemail is going to get featured on the very prestigious, highly respected voicemail dump truck. Jen picked, I don't know what am I looking at? A dozen or so. There's a lot we'll get, well, get ton a metric butt ton of voicemails this fine Thursday afternoon. We're gonna get to as many as we can in the next hour or so. Starting things off, mister Mike James Manati. Yes, not my meaning, but I like the effort. Beef Wellington, all right, let me see found that. Why is it not an alphabetical order? Wow? Good question. They can't hear it, guys. Hey, I'm going to start it over just a second. All right, sorry about that chat. For some reason, it was muted on this thing and we turned that up for you. All right, here we go one more time, and are you willing to commit to eating one? Beaverson is a game from Cambridge. This is for Dan. Dan, what is it a beef Wellington? And I above to google it? Just tell me what you think of beef Wellington, is how it's prepared, et cetera. And are you willing to commit to eating one? Thank you? I think I think I had one. I think I've had it once. And it's because when I won the Taco Bell wedding uh Bianca, and I got a bunch of different prizes that came with it, and one of them was a free meal at the Gordon Ramsey Steakhouse. Yeah in the Parish Interest La or the Vegas Hotel. Yeah. So we went to Gordon Ramsey's place and they everything was like, oh, you should get get the beef Wellington. And I got it, and if I remember right, it was very good. I think it was a little pinker or redder than I usually have meat, and it had like a breading type thing around it, and it was very big and I remember I couldn't finish all of it. Yeah, so beef Wellington is specifically a beef tenderline then covered with a mustard, then at mustard. Yeah, yeah, sure, there's a pursuto involved, and there's like it's like literally finely like like super cuts mushrooms into almost kind of like a dry paste that you put around it. Then you put puff pastry around that, and then there's yeah, it's great. Oh my fuck. That sounds very very elaborate, very extravagant kind of a thing. I've had it. I've had like miniature versions of it before, never the full blown thing. I think sheets makes beef Wellington's probably not probably gas stations around the world. Gas station beef Wellington is the only one. I'm gonna eat a beef Wellingtons. We I've never had this, and you're describing it. Mike has made my mouth water. It's it's great. It's very good because he has a super tender beef. It's difficult, it's kind of a high. It is like a top level cooking stuff. Right, like, your mom probably didn't make you a beef Wellington totaling up because yeah, would you say about my mom? No? But also cooking meat I would imagine at the right temperature with the pastry involved. Like that's probably the really tough sort of well, you just want to use an oven something that's going to cook it evenly. In these days, you can get so many thermometers and stuff which it tells you exactly what temped is, so you know, sure, pull it. You gotta let it rest properly, and you can like do a lot of fun decorations with that. Puff pastry and puff pasture you just buy right, Like nobody makes thrown puff pastry. That's insane. So that part's like not too bad. Kind of getting it all around the beef and stuff in the brasuttos, I think I got it with just the meat and the breading. I think like you mentioned mushrooms and mustard and something or something, the mushrooms mixture they do. It's like, I'm not a big mushroom guy, but this that's good because it's so cooked down. Again, it's almost like this paste. Yeah, I'm looking at pictures, so you're telling me, like they basically they attached the pastry with that like mustard paste almost, so the must the mustard, it's like the first thing to do. Is that layer of mustard kind of just more as a binder for a little bit of flavor. It's usually like an English mustard. And then I forget. I forget if you do pursue so after that, if you do the mushroom paste after that, where's this been all my life? It's good stuff. Yeah, if you ever seeing some like you know, Gordon ramsay rustlad, they're always going to have it. But if you go to like a French restaurant too, you'll probably be able to find one somewhere. Okay, I kind of good. Maybe, Well, well we'll make one sometime. How about that? Yeah, I need we'll make it together, be a upf sometimes. Yeah, perfect, Dan, there's no mushrooms or mustard on his slice? Or sure? Of course? Now you like mushrooms? Now do you like? Do you do you still like mushrooms? I just haven't been like confronted with mushrooms since that, so I don't. I would try it though. It's a very safe way beating mushrooms. Again, somebody's not a giant mushroom fan. It's just it's I mean, I had toads mushroom soup, so you know, so I watched that that little like token you you ate, that was the mushroom. No, no, no, that was just a little oyster. The mushrooms were like puade into the soup. Yeah, because it was mushroom goup right like yeah yeah yeah yeah, with a little like toad cracker around it, you know in that that short rib, that Bravey short rib thing was this was my main thing. I think that was. No, No, I got the spicy meat. Both challenge spicy meat. Yes, I'm allowed to do that. How are we feeling about mushrooms on pizza? Like, I'm I'm proud I would try mushrooms. It was the classic pizza for me growing up. Yeah, like the texture of mushrooms is that much? It's okay, You're allowed to not like you're you're exactly I think. I agree. I think sometimes mushrooms get a little too moist when they cook. Yeah, and that can make the pizza like wetter than you want. Good mushrooms like yeah, clear, not like the apples where I have a phobit phobia or something. If I had to eat mushrooms, I could eat mushrooms. It'll be okay, but it's not my favorite. Yeah, totally try it. I would try mushrooms on a pizza. At this point, I've never done it. No, I feel like I would have to be a situation where there's just one slice though, because I'm not gonna order a pizza and commit to like a whole half of the there's gonna there's gonna be pizza at the summer game Fest. So we'll probably have one has pepper on mushroom on there actually for the green room. That's that's what we think of pizza for the green room. Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, definitely. It's la though, so it's gonna be a waste. I had that Barking Chicken get Like, what, who's that other Wolfgang Pucks chicken pizza? I'm a I had a real big celebrity chef phase for a while, well after I saw really Well I saw Iron Chef in middle school, back when it was like all the you know Japanese people doing it like Morimoto and Iron Chefs Skai and you know you would like it, Dan, It's basically just like wrestling, like they're like wrestling character. No. I waked back then. Yeah, that was awesome. I loved it. And then they did I'm Chef American I liked that too. I did a sketch for the video announcements in high school where its Iron Chef, but I made all the like lens ladies and cafeteria dudes like act and so I spliced them into the actual Iron Chef. I recorded the show and like they had no idea what the fuck I was doing. I loved all the little weird things about that show, like how everything was like dubbed, except for the chairman. He was subtitled for something it's too important to dub over. God, what a TV show. But like, I watched just a lot of Food Network in general back then, like religiously, so I was up with all the celebrity chefs and whatnot. Nice. I can't believe in that pizza while we were out here. What the fuck we got the Croissande, listen, we had? We had, we had like a top tier like things to get me a Croissan, a Croissan story bagel, Bagel bagel, And then we accomplished that, and then pizza have to be next time. That's another excuse to come back out there though. All right, fair enough, very good grub your turn. Yeah, let's see here, I mean, take a look there. Yeah, let's just let's get this one out of the way. Fago converse. Oh boy, hey, dunfers. This is Matt from CT. Just wanted to follow up from the recent Fago conversation that was on the last episode. I can only speak for Connecticut because I never saw a Fago out in California, where I'm originally from. But you can actually find Fago as the generic off brand version of Cola in most all these around where I live near the Hartford area. You'll be good, have a good one, fighter, Thank you, Carlor. I love you. Yeah. I Fago had a store brand aura about it in Michigan, even though it was never the store brand. It was just another cheap brand. It was like the multimeal Cereal. It's the bottom show a great choice soda. Yeah yeah, so yeah right, it's not Kirkland's best or whatever. But yeah, I can imagine, like for a store like Aldi, like a Swedish story that they probably doesn't have its own way of the producing store brand soda. Like god, we'll just get Fago. That stuffs cheap enough. I went into an Aldi once in my life and Lawrence Kansas and I went in and I went to go grab a shopping cart and they said you had to put coins in it, and I turned around. I got in my car and never walked into another all what's what's the name of the store, all these nuts. Oh my god, we have to stop the stream. You got a quarterback when you bring back the basket. You bring back the basket, they give you the quarterbacka oh my god, Sam. I went to all these one time in college because that's taking German, and I guess, like you know, there's some kind of German tie to all these, so they have a lot of like regional German products there, so we all had to like go there and pick up something with like German on it and bring it to class. And then our professor actually brought some of those, like liquor filled chocolates and gave them to us and told us not to say anything. That was fun. Yeah. I probably shouldn't have done it, but he was I think he was ten year He didn't give a shit. Yeah, it seems bad, but fun Dan. I did go in the all d the other because my wife shops there and I hadn't really been there before, and she asked me go in there, and I did see the basket and I didn't have a quarter, So that was like, all right, it's fine. And then I walk in and then and then I tried anymore, and then I tried to yeah right, and then I tried to check out and they didn't have any bags. I was supposed to bring my own bag. So it's like, this is not how you run a grocery store. I'm just not No, it doesn't work for me. I would that's true. It's no records market, that's for sure. Thank you. Absolutely free of charge shopping cards. Really you didn't charge for any of that? Nope, nope, No your heroes, I don't I don't want to use the word hero light who were all heroes absolutely truly like the People's grocery Store. Yeah, it were. It's very moment pop thank you, you know, yes, I respect that. I wish it was around to see that thought that corporate bs like over at cost. Yeah, come on, they don't know what they're doing, those jokers. All right, I will go now and I will choose die Hard dot MP three. All right, so I find it right here. Hi, Bombers and Burbank in die Hard with the vengeance that they're Diehard movie which is almost as good as the first one, Like it's curse, It's real close. There's that saying they have to do to diffuse a bomb. Or they have like a five gallon container and three gallon container and they have to Professor Layton way the two containers to make sure that they have the same amount of liquid in them, you know that fill the water. I feel like that's the situation, not the bomb diffuse a part, but the like having two containers and I have to like even out the liquid in them. That comes up for me with some frequency. So I think about it a lot. That scene from a movie. Is there something from a movie like that that comes up for you in your in your day to day and maybe using is dangerous? You know? Anyway? Thanks love you, Bye, Thank you caller. I love you. I love this call because not only do I know exactly what you're talking about, I also think about that very scene all the time. Sure, I think about that scene a lot, think about that movie a lot. That movie is Gamily Rules Great New York. Do you that don't that don't like three Get to Bed amazing? I like it? Four more than three found me or is really good? But three time you just said in public that you like two more than three. That's underrated. Nuts. Two's fun The airplane is their important murder gore like, that's all it is. It's terrible. I would have not liked it if it was gory, you know me. I don't know that Three is amazing. Three has everything, amazing performances, a great New York movie. Yes, it's a great while I can't even remember what it was that threw me off that look. None of them. Jeremy fucking iron so vill the worst. It's not even funny. Five I think is the worst time I ever had in a movie theater. I don't know if this is the worst movie I've ever seen. It might be, but certainly the worst time I ever had in a movie theater was freaking with the die Live Live is the fourth one? I thought, No, Yeah, if you're right, A good day to die heart. Yes, I need to admit something. As long as we're saying blasphemous shit in public, I have to say something as well. I've not seen any of them after Vengeance. That's fine, that's fine. It should see four. The problem with for is that it was PG. Thirteen, which is a little stupid it should have been. Is that the Timothy Elephant one? Yep, yes it is. It's fun. It's a lot serves the Harrier Justin Long's in it. Yeah, there's some fun stuff. And for sure, it's like the grading. The color grading on that one super aggressive, and it's like it's like all like gray and green or something. Maybe I'm thinking one of the later ones. Actually, okay, I mean three. It's just like one big anamorphic blue lens flag. It's so it's got so much style, fucking good man. Yep, God damn is that a good one? I watch it yearly and and could it be more appropriate than a big plot of that movie is like seven great big dumb trucks. Yes, okay, yeah, that's good stuff. I like three a whole bunch. Oh, Three's so good. All right, this question, anything from a movie that applies to your lives? I can't think of anything now, got nothing. I got a lot of Robot quote stuck in my head, which is messed up since I've never even seen those movies. I frequently think about. There's m Grouper line where it's like there's a big difference between winging it and seeing what happens. Now, let's see what happens. And I think about that because I like winging things a lot, and like Bianca will say it something, I's like, oh, it's just waiting or see what happens. It's a big difference. Okay, that's very good. That's right. I do this thing where whenever life presents me with a choice A or a choice B, I start to play the end of the movie Clue, that music that they start to play where they're like, this is what could have happened, and this is what really happened. And I just played that in my head while I'm deciding, you know, what to go left or right. I guess that's just the thing I do. And I've taken it from Clue, and that's what I do. I like that. Okay, so it's not a movie. But Seinfeld, when I'm like trying to do the fake it till you make it stuff, I do think about George Costanza saying it's not a lie if you believe it, and I'm like, I said, it's okay, if I believe it, then that's like everyone else, it's not a lie. I'm not lying to anybody. So yeah, I'm a very Seinfeld moment. This morning, I was at physical therapy and they put the electric stem stuff on your skin to like make the muscles losers whatever the fuck it does, yea, And the lady that works there took him off and then put them on the table that you have to lay on when you get adjusted, and so she put them there for a second and like, you know, there's oil from the skin and stuff like that, and so when she took him away, there was like, oh, what looked like a wet spot on there? And then the chiropractor comes in and says, lay down face first, and I realize, oh God, there's a wet spot on this table that looks like it's right where my crotch is. So is he going to adjust my neck? And I'm gonna get up and there's a wet spot where my crop is And is he gonna think I creamed my pants because he adjusted my neck? About that? That's the coum button. Like I really like getting my neck adjusted. Yeah, but she spots in my dad? How did that happen? But I'm seriously I looked down at that while I was laying down. I was like, Oh, I hope he doesn't get the wrong idea here Mike is engaged in something like it's happening. I'm sorry, I'm sorry you missed the com button. I'm not there was So yet another thick for Simefelt is when you get the big pop and it's like you're halfway through and there's bunch of life. I'm out, all right, everybody, I'll see you next time. It's like, yeah, I always want to do that. I feel like people keep bringing up all these classic Timefelt moments. I am almost done with season seven now. Yesterday I watched the one where they get all the bottles and drive to Michigan, and it's like, so, I'm very far in the show, and I still feel like every time Bonker or someone here says like, oh, it's like that Seinfeld to Ward blank, and it's always got to be like season eight or nine, which is the one Larry wasn't even on, Like I'm surprised that so much of it is in the back end there. Yeah, you know that, I'll be right back, Okay. I guess there was a lot of culturally relevant stuff that happened in those last two seasons, for sure, and like at that point, like even though Larry was gone and the show wasn't as good. They were still like when they would make a joke about something, it would become part of the culture pretty much immediately. Like Close Talker was pretty late, right, I think it was. I haven't gotten to that yet. Yeah, so yeah, Close Talkers like something like, oh yeah, I use that all the time now. I also think there's a lot of stuff that came out of that show that just was a result of like the way reruns forced it down people's throats, Like you just consume that show in a way. And I've not seen a ton of Seinfeld, but I've seen so much of it just like in my peripheral, you know what I mean. It's just always I mean, you're from the New York, New Jersey areat Literally it's just always on. Like it's weird for me because I hear references all the time about it. And then when it ended, I subscribed to Entertainment Weekly and I was like obsessed with Entertainment Weekly for some reason, and they put out a special issue that was like we rate every Seinfeld episode ever, and they had a review of every single episode with a grade, and I read every I've never seen an episode of Seinfeld. But I read about every single episode before I ever saw one of them, so it's like, oh, this seems familiar. I've heard about this, but oh wow blurb, Yeah, yeah, interesting, I would I would do something similar. I've definitely done stuff like that before as well. All Right, so Mike's not here, but we do. We have a little bit of a simulation here. May see what he has to say, fat ass white growth. Okay, interesting, I haven't got that's good point. Okay, enough to argue at that point, Mike appreciate that, very very poignant. I would say, yeah, well we'll go to Chad for the next one. Uh. Also, hopefully this is addresses h a lot of the questions from chatting about your bagel experience in New Jersey. But nevertheless, let's play bagels, right, Let's see where? Why is this out of order? Do I have bagels on here? You do? Right above bed at night? I'm there? Just thank you very much? Uh, fucking Jan and Backlar needs to shut the fuck up. Jan. How's the bagels? Barry's best bagels? Fuck you back large? Excuse me. I believe he said fuck you back Lar, but but also he said I like he meant it. He listen. People take the bagels very seriously, is what I've discovered. Everyone's like perfect call. No, that's not perfect call, absolutely flawless. It's like, thank you caller. Why is that the reaction? Why is everyone like, oh, I could get on board with everyone's snake fuck you backlar into future voicemails, all right, deleting that. Okay, So apparently there's good bagels in the Bay Area, is what you're saying. Yeah, I'm sure that sounds very I've had a lot of bagels in my life. I never had one on the East Coast until it to that trip, and I will say that that bagel was noticeably better than most bagels I've had in my life. And I will say there are ones in the West Coast that are better than Midwest and Midwest. Growing up, it was always just like dry hard Pucks bagels and and still it's brad cream cheese on it. It's good. But then like the West Coast, they would do like more ostiago bagel type stuff. I used to get that a lot before the San Francisco office, But the East Coast is is definitely the best backlard. The ones you brought us on that last day. Were just amazing. They're really good. So I'm glad you enjoyed that. That brings me great joy. I want to address some of the comments and set someone said, like New Jersey has better bagels than New York. I've heard this a lot, right, and I think the reason some people say this is because there are so many bagel If you're talking about Manhattan specifically, there's so many bagel shops in Manhattan that like, odds are off you running into one that doesn't bake them on the premises are pretty highcumbers there. You're probably gonna a pretty shitty bagel. Yeah, if you are not enjoying your bagel if it was not baked on the premises, right, like, you're just they got it from somewhere else. It was frozen, they're heating them up or whatever it is. So that might be what it is. But obviously, you know, you gotta go to a place where they bake it, you know, then you're gonna be fine. And maybe that's just more common of a situation in Jersey. Like I get my there's a there's a little place called Pillsbury. They really do good stuff. Yeah, like a little little marshmalla. Yeah, look look like that for sure. Yeah, it's just a local thing out here in Cleveland, especially grocery stores. I have to go do to get that though, so I'll have to gold belly that. Wait. Wait, what was that, Mike? Don't eat my ass? What we're talking about? Bagels? Mike? We're talking about Mike? You know what? Who does he want to do that? I don't know. I mean, let me ask, Mike, do you want to do that? Don't eat my ass? He's just been vague's been busily vague. I don't let's see, well, your mom, what the hell? A particular group of people? Mike, fat ass white growth? Oh, I see, okay, this is I see. Listen as long as no one's saying fuck you Backlar, I'm I'm here for it. Okay, kill you Okay his shoot gigs. Something must be going on. Yeah, he must be really upset. Clearly thinks her. He doesn't have that energy. I'm surprised. Yeah, this is unlike him. He will surprise you. I have learned. Yes, definitely, all right. Dan rykerts, Oh yeah, I it's probably your turn, right, Uh do you want it to be? Yeah? I think it's your turn, all right, look for it. Let's do Panda Express, guys. I bill Panda Express was seven h seven and I shouted the exit blue at the lady at the window. Did she She didn't get it. But that was the right That was the right thing to do. You were in the right. She was in the wrong. Yeah, the two meat combo. You get some more chicken, maybe some of some lomaine noodles. Right, Yeah, Pan Express is good. How can food? How can any food only cost seven dollars? And seven express defies the laws of physics and economics. It tastes too good for seven dollars. Yes, it's like but if it was more expensive, it wouldn't taste any better. You want to be cheap, You want that cheap foods. It makes it taste even even better. Yeah, yeah, man, I love that. Man. You know what else I love? I love the fact that we maybe talked about this about Wendy's. I'm kind of getting back into Wendy's a little bit. Yeah, is great, is very good. You know. Uh, my kid goes back and forth on it sometimes hot something right, When when do kids not do that? Jesus? Yeah, I know we're wavered at McDonald's and Taco Bell not once as a child. I just I just went many years without a Taco Bell. Yeah, back in the day, four items off that ninety nine cent meal was four dollars and twenty cents, and everyone would have themselves before twenty meal. You know what, that was a cool joke in nineteen ninety nine, folks. I still like it. That was still pretty good backlar. I'm great. I'm glad you mentioned it. That made me happy. That was important for us, you know what we had to do back then. Yeah, it was probably It was probably honestly different how because the state taxes are different exactly stuff. It was a perfect Jersey tax yeah, exactly how it came out like that. I like Wendy's, but Wendy's is definitely especially like during uh you know, rough parts of the pandemic, Wendy's was the one where I might I don't think I'm gonna go there because whenever I go there, I could tell the people are miserable that they're working there and they take forever, and I'm just I'm just gonna go leave them alone. I'll go to McDonald's. I don't want I want Wendy's. But if I go that, if I go to that Wendy's, it's gonna bump me out because I know that those workers are bummed out. So something about a Wendy's. And then this was like multiple Windies. I would go too, and it's like they all just seemed miserable. So something bad about working out a Windy. So I don't like that. It's it's too high class of a fast food restaurant for people to be bummed out to be working there. Yeah, it's kind of the higher class of fast food. Yeah, he's it's like if in and Out was good. It is the Target to McDonald's Walmart. Yes, I definitely that. It absolutely is that. Yes, it's not genuine fancy, but it's it's a little tear, a little nudge above you know. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, and white white ladies love it just like they like Target. Yeah, who likes it? Mike fatass white growth. I mean he's not he's not at all. That's that's yeah, that wrong. Yeah, you know, I just feel like, uh, I've noticed that I don't feel as bad eating that food as I did in college. And I don't know what it is you felt bad eating Windy's, Yeah, like morally or physically physically like I would. So my biggest achilles heel in college was Taco Bell. I lived within walking distance of one, Yeah, and I would use the drive through in a car, which is just how pathetic I was where I just literal I could not just like walk the thousand feet. I had to get in my car like a psychopath and and go just like a real piece of shit. And I just felt bad. I mean, you know what, it was just probably because I overrate. I was probably just constantly and like you're probably making more conscious decisions about like what's a good meal to get, because in fact, it's like, yeah, give me a fucking chili, cheese, fries large. Yeah, I'll take all that shit and and then a chili on the side. Yeah, Like you would just mess yourself. Now. I'm like, I'll just have a single patty on this burger. That's fine, of course, that's fine. Why do I need more than that? Yeah? I think they you know, like it it was like two thousand and three and I'm spending nineteen dollars a Taco Bell, Like that's a lot. That's a lot of that's a lot of food now it is totally uh so, maybe that's what it is. Yeah, don't drink, don't don't e talk a bell and drink soda. What do you guys? I think I should go get from Windy's. Don't eat my ass? Mike, Oh, Mike, I don't know. They don't. That's It's like the Mica ray, but just comes back every once in a while. It just hangs it out to direct through window and you drive through. I do like the chili, jan I do like I got. I did actually get chili cheese fries from Windies the other day. And that chili which is like they totally just take like the meat that they have left over from the other burghers that like fell apart or something and throw it in there. Guess what, It's still really good. It's awesome. Okay, Jeff Grub your turn, my friend. All right, I'm gonna go with you. We just we just did Panic Express, right, certainly did that. We're gonna go with sheets. Oh boy, hey dumpers Colin from Bella, Maryland here. Uh So, the weekend's coming up needs more Tears of the Kingdom time, and I want to go full Gremlin mode with me and my little four year old gimmick grub Ye tell me where I start with sheets? There's one not too far from where I live. Within reason. How do I go about this? Man? What do I start with? Love you guys by Love you too? Color Thanks to the call? Okay, Yeah, so get the app or go on grub hub whatever that's usually on both. But just get the app because you get the loyalty points and all that stuff. And then and really just go into you know, made to go, like made to order food, like you can get all the stuff that's either pre made, sure, but they have a lot of stuff they'll make there and they make it fresh and it's really good. I really like the Italian sandwich and I really like the there. They're spicy chicken sandwich. Put a little hot Nashural sauce on there. And it's talking about sheets, talk about sheets, A call about Cheeste, Mike you live, I'm here. I'm sorry everybody you never left in my book. We're hearing it. I was talking to your avatar profile. Yeah, we aied you and you've been in part of this show this entire time, but I've been talking about sheets. Yeah, honestly though, that about cheets. Is there really is enough that everyone can have, like a different favorite. There's not like one obvious thing that they always talk about their boom Boom sauce, Like that's definitely very good. But I'm probably that must taste exactly the same as donkey sauce from Guy Fiery. Yes, I think yes, basically they just donkey sauce is a rip off of Boom Boom sauce for sure. Look, I don't need to be a Guy Fiery simple, Oh my god, can't do it anyways. I don't know. Yeah, I go eat his ass whatever. I don't know. Just go get the app look at the stuff. You're gonna have a good time. I promise you get the kids a case of dia, a chicken case of dia. Okay, never had cheets either. Cheese for a second, right, Currents only had cheese. Yeah, I have a niece who eat He eats like almost anything, but it's not a big cheese fan. I was like, kid, that's all I ate, what are you talking about? Yeah, I mean it's weird, right, Like my kid like is all of a sudden not into French fries anymore. You're like, he's take him to a therapist. What's going on. I mean, he's having a lot of salad too. He needs to start being a kid and stop eating healthy starting. I mean, but all but like, we went out to dinner on Mother's Day and my man put down an entire, like gigantic bowl of pasta and butter so like he's fine, okay, butter nudes, that's it. Their thick as thieves. Man. My kids don't like pizza until about three weeks ago, and now it's all they want to eat. But they didn't like pizza. It was Mike, I think, I said Mike, and like, no, I like pizza, might like pizza more than anything. Yeah, pizza is my favorite food as a kid, probably still number one. I really like. It did take me a little bit with tomato sauce in general, like going back to butter nudes. I used to get white pizza and eat butter nudes, and like, at some point, relatively young still, I started doing sauce and liked all that. It's it's crazy, like, uh, every now and then we'll catch him in a in a you made me think of, like trying new stuff as a kid, and every now and then will catch him in like a really good mood, like we did on Sunday for Mother's Day and my man was trying like monkfish. He was trying like insane sausage that he's never had before. For him, Like, I got this dish called chicken. What was it, like chicken santai or something like that, and it was chicken in like a marsala with pursuto and mushrooms and melted mozzarella. And he's like, I want to try that. He's like, I just like how it smells. I want to try that, and he's just taking There's nothing better than seeing like a little kid try something brand new that you know tastes so insanely good. Mushrooms, Yeah, exactly, it's the same same pride, same joy, you know why. But it was good. It was good, Dan, what's put Uh? It's been like a week since we had no salty meat? Yes? Yes? Do you know the word cured? It's something they do to make it so you don't have to refrigerate meat. I don't really know what it means. Does it means salting? It's situation, it's as saulting. Yeah, okay. It was used to help preserve food, so he's not wrong. Yeah, go with that. It's like salted and then someone sits on it for a week, and that's how you get a cured piece of me too. Yeah, okay, alright, I think all right, dan Rykert, Yeah, I'm sorry. This is not I'm not trying to do a bit here. It's not your turn. It's my turn. Didn't miss anything exciting anyone to ask about poop City, slam a Jamas or anything. You were here, that's one thought you were doing. Don't do that. You're still out on that bud, not me. Yeah, it's not you, but you know about the details, and you're one degree of separation away from the poop city. Might as well be you. It's still separation. I've told people about that since last week. Dude, I have to your therapist is not sat well. People are looking at me differently. I know people wanted me to get that guy to call in. I decided I think I need to protect him. I think I need to protect all of you. I don't know what he would say. I was talking to Mary Kish last night at length about the poop City slam Agama, and she was aghast. It's because it's so abhorrent. It's just he poops in his hands and then my kid stop talking and I was like, wait, can we please stop? Can we please stop? That's listen. It's the it's the fact that like the first step of this event is doing that, and that it was so constant. What would it take for you guys to do a poop city slam ajace once? Is it hang on questions in our own house? Or can we do it in like a hotel either, whatever you need, whatever you need to make it. I will do it in a hotel once for a thousand dollars. Yeah, I think I probably. I think I'm in that same range where like I would probably fuck with that. This is the one time Dan has a reasonable ass response to thank you, thank you. I don't I'm afraid to say that with me because a getty guys be like, oh he does it. I'm could be Britain. We know touch you do it for free. You do it for free your mainsh shower, touch your poop for a second and to put it in the toilet and then you're in the shower. That's gonna cost all right. It's not that you're not you anymore. You it's Mike, stop defending. Okay, the idea of pooping hands hands, Mike is insane. I don't know why you do it, Mike. What I don't know why you do it. We've set up all of society so we would never have the poop on our hands. That is literally why we have civilization. Like we were just like we were so sick of that, like we got to invent something, sewers. Well, why don't we make sewers make sense? So I guess we gotta have all this other stuff. Yeah, you have to admit you imagining the slam of part. I mean, listen, it sounds fun. It does, sounds sounds very exciting. That's why talking about that, of course, I'd be so worried about the slash factor. Listen, what I'm doing. What I'm doing before all this is I'm lining the top layer of water with toilet paper so that the splash is not as intense as it. Yeah, about it, so you have nights. Mike, has he ever gotten one of those little suction cup basketball goals to put above the That's good, that's good, like like actual he's like throwing it down like it's gonna like shoot between the fingertips. It's gonna like it's gonna lose some of its integrity and stuff. It just does you have kids and they just shipped all over the place. Anyways, No touch. I have definitely picked up just a turd before and throwing away. Absolutely, yes, oh really yeah, recently all the time. I don't think. I don't think I have touched poop since I was like three, yeah, and that would have been an accident thing, whereas like a kid scratch my ass or something. I don't think these hands have touched poop since, you know, in thirty five years. It maybe chats right next voice smell, Yeah, I can move it along here. Let's let's back cut a little bit, moon walk our way back to a micstone. All right, yeah, I have no idea what three waves could be. I want to see what that is. Right here we go whenneth Not is dumpers. This is Sam in Colorado, just calling regarding your discussion of butt rock. If you need to understand is that butt rock is like SKA. There's three waves of it. First wave butt rock is things like poison and rat. Second wave but rock is your nickel back and associated acts. And then of course every way butt rock is imagine dragons Dan like that, love to go, hope you're doing great, talk to you later, Love you, but by love, thank you so much, thank you. What wave would like alter Bridge be in? Is that the second wave? Second? Okay, second wave? All right? Going by the caller's description, which was very thorough. Yeah, yeah, no, that's exaccurate. I almost think they should write the Wikipedia on the matter. A dress and chat asks is crush forty, second wave crusty, the second This the sonic, the Hedgehog band they do. Yeah, no, they're great. We love them unconditionally. Yeah, you know, we love wall butt rock. You can think about some of those games. Yeah. I think wave one of butt rock, though, is definitely more sacred. Do you know what I mean? Like, I don't I don't like hair metal. Yeah, poison and poison sacred to me? That sucks you Like Iron Maiden what I've heard, I heard they're not They're not hair metal. I don't really know. They're not. David Iron not rock, but their hair metal with Jason, they definitely have long hair. I think there is is a bit of sort of a tough sort of crossover with first wave butt rock. If we're going by like the definition of hair metal because it seems like there's a lot of overlap with hair metal, right, I think, honestly, I do not like them. I'm not gonna make a big deal because everyone it's like played out at this point. I think Nickelback is more sacred than any of the eighties first wave buttockers. I mean, it's okay that you said that, and I don't know. I just I don't like that hair metal first wave stuff, which, by the way, I have a major issue whenever people lump guns and roses in with like that. It is not that is just rock and roll. Yeah, it's just hard rock. I think it's I think it's I think a lot of bands are on the perimeter. They were that they were if they had the fashion, But the music is not just the fashion. You had to also have that certain style of music and guns and roses wasn't that. Yeah, it's like wrong with Imagine Dragons. I don't know that much about them, but I like that. Yeah, they killed a bunch of people. Like radio you know, I like Radioactive. Come on, I get high. I remember that song was in that Fantasia game for connect Remember that. Yeah, I mean, and I feel the thing with Imagine Dragons is I feel like there was a three year period where we were going to E three. It's the most Sony was using. It was the most pr approved music in the history of the world. And Danny Bryan WrestleMania montage song and it just came out of us fucking factory, perfectly tuned in finesse to work well with like high intensity trailers, and it was like a bunch of much walking out. Yeah, chief marketing officers all quit and started a band and became the Imagine Dragons. Yeahmos cmos. Yeah, the cmos. Yeah, that made me think of like they are the GMO equivalent of music. Yes, like you know what I mean, there's something created in the lab. Yeah, yeah, exactly what you mean. It's fair without a doubt. All right. I hope that answered your call. Great tier list there, I think that's that's Yeah, that really is. I'm still straight. I don't want to be a mark for myself, but I thought my halfway there joke. It's very good. Yeah, we all remember it and we're all still laughing. Yeah, yeah, you're very good at it. That being thank you. Yeah, take your victory lap. Do what you gotta do. Do a good job. I should leave for another random fifteen minutes again. Yeah, sure you are the material. While you're that's what I was doing. I was like, I have nothing fun to say. Crap, I call my brothers. All right, I'm gonna do very important issue because we should address important issues. I agree. Hey, when did you guys stop referring to baccalar is jib? Did I miss something is or we don't know about? Thank you? Please address thank you, lovey, thank you color, and please if we ever go too long without doing that, please keep us honest with that. Folks keep reminding us because like, his name is JIB, that's his shoot acronym, acronym initials. He's Jip. He's Jip cool, cool, very cool. Listenip, just so you know, and his son dumb motherfuckers were here and you didn't call me that once in a seventy two period. Can I say, hey, hey, hey Jip, Can I expense an uber to your house to call you jip your face back? Yea, all right, look pretty quick, pretty cool? Do it? If it's content you No, I just wanted I just want you to know. Man. Uh you didn't call me it once out here, and how fucked up is it? Did I like self report myself by choosing the voicemail. Man, that sucks. But you said we have to talk about important issues. You brought this upon yourself is very important. Someone in on something that's that's a conflict of interest. I'm sorry. I don't know. I feel like I've earned the right to sort of declare right and I've had the important scale. We all, I just don't respect that about that first time. You guys feel like a watch party for some like Cozy Games support indie game that got caught him a big cross buyers. There's no way we could possibly know. Yeah, there's no way to know. There's no cliff, there's no nothing, So into the ether it goes for all incredible, Thank you caller. All right, Dan, you're up. Let's go with my guy Keifer. Sorry, Hey, this is from I just saw a license plate that said Keifer s What the fuck? Hey, jump, it's him. It's got he has like a Dodge charger, right, yeah, yeah, every year he gets the first one like that has the zero number, like zero zero zero one, Like he's got to deal with them and they're like, yeah, just he's gonna call us some bug us if we don't just give it to him. Just give it. Think he remembers that he was in a Metal Gear Solid game. No, no, you would. You can ask him, he would not remember. I mean, he has like ten lines in the game. They absolutely probably recorded all of them in one sitting. Like he's almost as signed the protagonist. It's so weird. It's so obvious that they just did not have much time with them. That whole thing was weird. I already had. Yeah, I always had a sense. I would really like keep for Southerland, like he seems like a cool dude to me. And then I saw on TMZ in like two thousand and eight or whatever that he got drunk and like tackle the Christmas tree and a lobby of a hotel, and I was like, yes, I confirmed, I want to hang out with I think there's video of it. He just tackles the tree. I mean, that's pretty cool dude behavior. I'm not gonna lie. He sounds awesome, man. I hope it's because he liked Christmas a lot. Wasn't because he was mad at Christmas. Yeah, he was hugging it. He wasn't tackling it the Christmas Tree, the code for the bomb. Can we can we reverse engineer this a little bit? We know that that Hideo Kojima wanted to work with the Motorcycle Boy because he watched Walking Dead and he's like, oh, I want to work with that guy. Was he did he want to work with Key for Sutherland because of twenty four? I had It has to be twenty four, right, It is the closest any TV show has been to Metal Gear solid ever, like you, you haven't even gotten to the real ship yet. It's very metal gear like President twenty four was huge in Japan. It's involved the Sonic Go six. Also, that's very similar to metal Who's who said twenty four was huge in Japan? She she a mero and chat really believe that. I can't. So many American TV shows are like Walking Dead was gigantic in Japan. Yeah, I mean that's a better show than twenty four. Oh my god. No, it's just straight up not a better show than twenty four either. And I don't blame you actual real bad I hate I only watched. I watched part of the season and it sucked. And twenty four is Riveting twenty four is so fucking stupid. Yeah, hilarious, differently stupid walking dead. Look, I mean I'm more partial to the to the comic books. Yeah, you like the comment. I actually I don't do that. Don't do that. That's not what I was doing. I'm sorry, sorry, Okay, twenty four where they bring back dead people like, it's so fucking everything, Blaine, don't get grabbed scared. It's not like that. They don't do cheap stuff in mineral goobles. It doesn't. It's not odds. They're not ghost at all. Like Listen, there are surprises like listen, I thought that person got a silent clock, like and COJMA silent clock clock. Silent clock was somber. It meant real shit happened, and you need to reflect what has been us everyone. But I can't. I wait to see my first silent clock. They are so sparing with the silent clock. In the morning, we got a giant bomb. What would what would our silent clock be? I have no idea. Oh the clock is said, hmmm, it's therefore ken thus the way it normally does. You can't do that. If the moment is sad enough with so much regret having sat through an entire season series run of twenty four. I'm catching it live when it was on Fox, so it was awesome. I was at I was at the midnight launch for Tears of the Kingdom. In that nerd voice, like I say sometimes when like I'm like awkward, Like it's like a defense mechanism. They're doing the Zoda trivia when I answer the questions, I would use it, like what's the name of Lynx Horse? I like, my name is Eponia. My brother's like, you need to stop doing those people here are gonna think you're making fun. You're right, your brother's are right, nerd voice. They take the ring demor door. Yeah, that's the cool thing I got from that, though, because I know so much about Zoda, it's not cool. It's not it's not that great. I'll listen. I also like great, but it's not cool. I also question Kojima if he was such a big twenty four fan that garbage taste and it rules. But yeah, like like the new Marvel movie will come out, like if you will come out, like I saw it six times and I get it's real interest, Like come on, oh god, Yeah, twenty four is stupid and trash, but it's awesome. Yes, and that's exactly what. But it is the only good thing to come out of twenty four was that for for a couple of years everyone had a pretty cool text message chime on their phone. And that's it. And that's it again. I've never seen these shows, and I'm still pretty sure that Jim is wrong on these It's fine. Look walking down, I mean walking downs whatever. The books are really good though, actually who did those? I W one of those weird other comic books sky Bound, sky Bound or dark Horse or Idea wasn't image wasn't image? Image might be the Yeah, the images like the Independent publisher though, like they publish all the independent comics and stuff. Yeah, all right, whatever does hellably and whatever member with dark Horse had. The Marvel comics were the longest time. Oh wow, they were actually kind of cool. Y